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[21:51] <+KarenSmith> Morty Smith?
[21:51] <brian|||||||||> Hey guys i'm brian
[21:51] <+morty_smith> w-why yes...
[21:51] <+morty_smith> i am morty
[21:51] <+RickSanchez> You got it, Morty. See that guy? *pokes DraHosting* This guy is not human. His busted face and only vaguely humanoid features give it away. Look. Nobody's body is that smooth. Get your head out of your ass Morty.
[21:51] <+KarenSmith> We should totally make out
[21:52] <brian|||||||||> how are you doing today. my name's brian
[21:52] <+morty_smith> o-oh okay
[21:52] <+KarenSmith> We even have the same last name, it so works out :)
[21:52] * morty_smith makes out with karen
[21:52] == mode/#TVStars [+v brian|||||||||] by DraHosting
[21:52] <+brian|||||||||> thanks
[21:52] <+brian|||||||||> I don't know what you just did but i appreciate that man
[21:52] <+TeddyDuncan> Hello darlings!
[21:52] <+brian|||||||||> wow a real live person
[21:52] <+LJMcKanas> Hey, there.
[21:52] <+TeddyDuncan> How are you doing?
[21:52] <+LJMcKanas> The name's LJ.
[21:52] <+KarenSmith> Darlings? Isn't that what the Chinese restaurants sell...?
[21:52] == NedaKalantar [494a72c5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.73.74.114.197] has joined #TVStars
[21:53] <+RickSanchez> Morty what are you DOING?! Twenty seconds in and you're already blinded by tits. That's probably not even a real girl Morty. That's an alien parasite Morty. Grow up Morty.
[21:53] <+KarenSmith> I so want some chinese food right now
[21:53] <NedaKalantar> Heeyyyyyyyyyyyy guys!!
[21:53] <+morty_smith> w-what? @Rick
[21:53] <+LJMcKanas> And I have one question to ask.
[21:53] <+LJMcKanas> ...Where's the vagina?
[21:53] <+TeddyDuncan> I'm afraid not. Good luck finding that at a Chinese restaurant!
[21:53] <+RickSanchez> Open your EYES!!! Nobody on this planet is friendly Morty. They're all trying to fuck us over. I just want that sauce, Morty. That 1998 McDonald's Szechuan sauce.
[21:53] <+brian|||||||||> Idk man it's probably. on a female of any vertebraic species
[21:53] <@DraHosting> neda needs to pm me who she is
[21:53] <+KarenSmith> Aww thank you, that's so nice Terry!
[21:53] <@DraHosting> and we will start
[21:53] <+morty_smith> rick i don't think you're right here
[21:53] == mode/#TVStars [+v NedaKalantar] by DraHosting
[21:54] <@DraHosting> NedaKalantar
[21:54] <+RickSanchez> I'm always right, Morty. Who's the 60 year old genius scientist here and who's the 14 year old horndog??? Tell me THAT, Morty
[21:54] <@DraHosting> who the FUCK. are you. pm me.
[21:54] <+brian|||||||||> Get you a man who can do both
[21:54] <+morty_smith> she's... neda?
[21:54] <+morty_smith> @dra
[21:54] <+TeddyDuncan> Kaboodle! Please tone down the rude words.
[21:54] <@DraHosting> thanks morty
[21:54] <+morty_smith> s-shut up rick!
[21:54] <+KarenSmith> Kaboodle?
[21:54] <+LJMcKanas> The rude words will upset my horse.
[21:54] * LJMcKanas pets the air
[21:54] <+LJMcKanas> Whoa there girl.
[21:55] <+KarenSmith> Can't you buy those at the store?
[21:55] <+LJMcKanas> It'll be alright.
[21:55] <+brian|||||||||> I like your horse
[21:55] <+LJMcKanas> She's very beautiful.
[21:55] <+KarenSmith> I so want to go to Taco Bell right now haha
[21:55] <+TeddyDuncan> It's the name of my neighbour's cat. I like saying it. It's quite funny!
[21:55] <+LJMcKanas> Her name is Chestnut.
[21:55] * LJMcKanas pets the air again
[21:55] <+brian|||||||||> Nice
[21:55] <+brian|||||||||> I had a horse once man
[21:55] == DraHosting changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Jacob, Brian, Vivian, Karen, Katya, LJ, Gregory, Morty, Neda, Rick, Sarah, Teddy
[21:55] <+brian|||||||||> his name was Spin
[21:55] <+RickSanchez> See that guy? He doesn't even have a horse, Morty. Look. Absolutely no basis in reality, Morty. Look at these aliens. They're reality warpers. They're trying to bend time and space to prove to us that they're real. But they're *belch* NOT. Don't be fooled.
[21:55] <@DraHosting> -AIRPLANE FLIES AROUND THE SET OF TV STARS DIRECTOR'S CUT-
[21:55] <+brian|||||||||> we called them that because he always spun around, a lot. when he was excited
[21:55] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Did anyone order Russian mail-order TV stars contestant?
[21:55] <+brian|||||||||> I like your horse man
[21:55] <@DraHosting> IT HAS BEEN A LONG SIX OR SO MONTH HIATUS SINCE THE PREVIOUS SEASON OF TV STARS
[21:55] <@DraHosting> BUT WE'RE BACK, SOMEHOW.
[21:55] <@DraHosting> TWELVE CELEBRITIES STAND IN FRONT OF ME.
[21:56] == Spectator [4957f9f4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.73.87.249.244] has joined #TVStars
[21:56] <@DraHosting> COMING FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE, THEY'RE HERE TO COMPETE IN THE BIGGEST SEASON OF TV STARS YET.
[21:56] == KarenSmith [~KarenSmit@c-73-98-138-177.hsd1.ut.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Public PJIRC @ http://pjirc.viper007bond.com/]
[21:56] <+brian|||||||||> Whoa man i appreciate the compliment but my name's just Brian
[21:56] <@DraHosting> JACOB SARTORIOUS.
[21:56] <@DraHosting> BRIAN.
[21:56] <@DraHosting> INVIVIAN.
[21:56] <+TeddyDuncan> Oh, I'm a celebrity now?
[21:56] <@DraHosting> KATYA.
[21:56] <@DraHosting> LJ.
[21:56] <+TeddyDuncan> Awesome!
[21:56] <@DraHosting> LORD GREGORY.
[21:56] <@DraHosting> MORTY SMITH.
[21:56] <@DraHosting> NEDA KALANTAR.
[21:56] <@DraHosting> RICK SANCHEZ.
[21:56] <@DraHosting> SARAH LACINA.
[21:56] <@DraHosting> AND TEDDY DUNCAN.
[21:56] <+SarahLacina> As a police officer, I wouldn't consider myself a celebrity.
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[21:56] <+TeddyDuncan> Kissy kissy my sweeties!
[21:56] * LJMcKanas whispering to nothing
[21:56] <@DraHosting> AND KAREN
[21:56] <+LJMcKanas> Those are the contestants' names
[21:56] <KarenSmith> Omg, I am so sorry... I got lost!
[21:56] == mode/#TVStars [+v KarenSmith] by DraHosting
[21:57] <@DraHosting> IT'S TIME FOR THIS GAME TO BEGIN.
[21:57] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) Everyone here seems so nice! I must say, I'm not in it to win it. I just hope everyone is nice!
[21:57] <+NedaKalantar> Game on, bitches!
[21:57] <+morty_smith> oh... o-oh god
[21:57] <+morty_smith> what did i get myself into?
[21:57] <@DraHosting> THERE'S A SPECIAL THEME THIS SEASON, AND THAT IS...
[21:57] <@DraHosting> DIRECTOR'S CUT.
[21:57] * morty_smith screams
[21:57] <+TeddyDuncan> No one really knows, Morty.
[21:57] <+morty_smith> oh
[21:57] <+morty_smith> that's not even anything'
[21:57] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): Game on, bitches. The only alliance I'm in is with my mom, my cat, and me. That's exactly how I'm gonna win.
[21:57] <+LJMcKanas> What in Sam Hill is a director's cut?
[21:57] <+LordGregory> *jolts up, his silk handkerchief that was covering his sleeping face is now slowly falling to the ground. Profound sadness.*
[21:57] <+KarenSmith> I love cutting, this should be fun
[21:57] <+KarenSmith> I have a ton of split ends too omg
[21:57] <+RickSanchez> We're on an adventure, Morty. A high scale adventure. No Summer here to fuck everything up. No Jerry here to fuck everything up even more than Summer would. Just some good old Rick and Morty bonding time. You-- *belches* you hear that, Morty? Bonding time. Just you and me.
[21:57] <@DraHosting> sorry oops
[21:57] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› when are we gonna start? my fans r waiting๐Ÿ˜ฌ
[21:57] <@DraHosting> DIRECTOR'S CUT
[21:58] <@DraHosting> THERE ARE SEVERAL THINGS THIS SEASON CUT FROM OTHER SEASONS.
[21:58] * RickSanchez chugs vodka from a flask
[21:58] <@DraHosting> BUT THEY'RE FINALLY GOING TO MAKE THEIR GRAND APPEARANCE.
[21:58] <@DraHosting> WHAT WILL CHANGE UP THIS SEASON?
[21:58] <@DraHosting> WHO IS GOING TO WIN?
[21:58] <+KarenSmith> Me!
[21:58] <@DraHosting> IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT....ON TV STARS DIRECTOR'S CUT.
[21:58] <+KarenSmith> I wanna win!
[21:58] <@DraHosting> Welcome to the opening VIP competition.
[21:58] <+KarenSmith> Wait... what are we winning?
[21:58] <@DraHosting> As you all may remember, the winner of this competition cannot vote, but is immune at elimination.
[21:58] <+NedaKalantar> Director's Cut?
[21:58] <+NedaKalantar> Who's the director?
[21:58] <@DraHosting> Afterwards, we will enter the house, and America will vote for an MVP.
[21:58] <+KarenSmith> I hope it's a gift card, I so want Taco Bell
[21:58] <+LordGregory> oh yes, we all knew that.
[21:58] <+KatyaShmolovsky> What is "director"?
[21:58] <+SarahLacina> As an officer of the law, I knew that the VIP competition would be a sort of challenge you play for immunity
[21:58] <+LordGregory> (CONF): I did not know that.
[21:58] <+LJMcKanas> I like America.
[21:59] <+RickSanchez> What the hell is this voodoo bullshit? I just want to get out of this planet. Oh GOD no, Morty, they're making us partake in a game show. It's probably one of those things where if you lose, you die. We can't fuck this up, Morty. We have to make sure we're in tip top shape.
[21:59] <+LJMcKanas> Chestnut and I love all American things, isn't that right Chestnut?
[21:59] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) In this competition I expect to lose NOTHING. I'll come out a winner in the end, no matter what! Well, actually... I might lose my dignity.
[21:59] * LJMcKanas pets horse that isn't there
[21:59] <+brian|||||||||> I mean i lke the idea of being a VIP
[21:59] <+KarenSmith> MVP stands for Money, V.... ater, and P stands for Park
[21:59] <+morty_smith> oh
[21:59] <+KarenSmith> Omg, we are at a Water Park...
[21:59] <@DraHosting> Afterwards, ONE of you will be the first person cancelled in TV Stars Director's Cut.
[21:59] <+TeddyDuncan> V... ater?
[21:59] <+KarenSmith> I solve it guys <3
[21:59] <+KarenSmith> We aren't lost anymore :D
[21:59] <@DraHosting> Let's get to it.
[21:59] <+morty_smith> i dont want to die!
[21:59] <+brian|||||||||> Awesome
[21:59] <+morty_smith> rick help me
[21:59] <@DraHosting> It's been a while............so it's only fair that our first competition is TV Stars Trivia!
[21:59] <+LJMcKanas> I don't wanna get cancelled.
[21:59] <+LJMcKanas> Well shoot.
[21:59] <@DraHosting> The first Celebrity to reach three points will become the first VIP of the season.
[21:59] <+LordGregory> Ah, you poor innocent peons, sadly it is I, Lord Gregory who will win. I am a Very Important Person, you know Brexit? It happened after my family, the Pemberbottoms left. I was the only thing keeping England together.
[21:59] <@DraHosting> GET. READY.
[21:59] <@DraHosting> and pull up the wiki
[21:59] <+KarenSmith> What's trivia?
[21:59] <+brian|||||||||> Oh dang i've never had a TV
[22:00] <+KarenSmith> Is that like... some sort of disease?
[22:00] <+brian|||||||||> i mean it's been a long time
[22:00] <+LJMcKanas> I'm fucked harder than a freshman rushing a frat.
[22:00] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I am not from this country
[22:00] <+KarenSmith> Oh my god, we're sick aren't we?
[22:00] <+RickSanchez> Good. We're not gonna die. Or at least I'm not gonna die. But you have your shit together. You can do this, Morty. Just don't get blinded by tits again. Remember Jessica. How pissed off would she be if she saw you ogling alien women? That's right. Very.
[22:00] <@DraHosting> ROUND ONE.
[22:00] <+TeddyDuncan> I never get to watch TV! Charlie is always watching her cartoons.
[22:00] <+LJMcKanas> I was in a weird frat in college.
[22:00] <+LordGregory> I'm not doing trivia, I'm not some pub slob.
[22:00] <@DraHosting> QUESTION: Who was the winner of TV Stars Bollywood?
[22:00] <+RickSanchez> Korra
[22:00] <+brian|||||||||> brian
[22:00] <+LordGregory> God.
[22:00] <+LJMcKanas> I think Chestnut might know these answers!
[22:00] <+morty_smith> y-your'e right!
[22:00] <+KarenSmith> REGINA!!
[22:00] <@DraHosting> RICK SCORES!
[22:00] <+TeddyDuncan> Alyssa Edwards!
[22:00] <@DraHosting> Rick - 1
[22:00] <+KarenSmith> She was on the show!
[22:00] * LJMcKanas whispers to non-existent horse
[22:00] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜›we're all winners baby
[22:00] <@DraHosting> QUESTION TWO.
[22:00] <+TeddyDuncan> She was. But she didn't win.
[22:00] <+LJMcKanas> Chestnut... what are the answers?
[22:00] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *puts hand on Rick's shoulder*
[22:00] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Good thinking, smart man.
[22:00] <+KarenSmith> She totally forced me to watch it or else she'd cut off all my hair
[22:00] <+RickSanchez> Look -- *belches* look at this, Morty. It's a handbook. Found it on the floor over there. I don't know what kind of voodoo bullshit this is but we're gonna look at it and we're gonna read it and we're gonna win.
[22:00] <@DraHosting> QUESTION: WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON VOTED OUT OF TV STARS BOLLYWOOD?
[22:00] <+LordGregory> He's always winning some way or another. He's a delightful little skamp, we play golf on the weekends.
[22:00] <+morty_smith> h-hey get away from my grandpa!
[22:00] <+brian|||||||||> robert
[22:00] <+SarahLacina> Mr.Peanutbutter
[22:00] <+KarenSmith> Peanutbutter
[22:00] <+morty_smith> how should i know?
[22:00] <+morty_smith> @dra
[22:01] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *smiles at Morty*
[22:01] <+brian|||||||||> I'm with you morty
[22:01] <+SarahLacina> AlexJones
[22:01] <+brian|||||||||> how should I know the answer to these gay questions
[22:01] <@DraHosting> SARAH SCORES!
[22:01] <+RickSanchez> Mr Peanutbutter, Morty. It's obvious.
[22:01] <@DraHosting> SARAH - 1 || RICK - 1
[22:01] <@DraHosting> Mr Peanutbutter was not voted out.
[22:01] <+KarenSmith> Um, but he got out?
[22:01] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) Oh, dear me... this is tough. Aaah! Good luck Teddy...
[22:01] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[22:01] <+LJMcKanas> They said voted out.
[22:01] <+LordGregory> *sips a fine champagne and then dabs mouth with a 100 dollar bill*
[22:01] <+LJMcKanas> You need to read context clues.
[22:01] <+KarenSmith> That is so discriminagation
[22:01] <@DraHosting> QUESTION: WHO WAS THE FIRST JUROR OF TV STARS HOLLYWOOD?
[22:01] <+KarenSmith> Regina
[22:01] <+RickSanchez> *eyes KatyaShmolovsky suspiciously* Who the hell are you? Russian accent? Heh, that's too obvious. You're a spy or some shit. But you're not even putting on a convincing disguise. Come on.
[22:01] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ it was you baby @dra
[22:01] <+LJMcKanas> Do y'all watch this show?
[22:01] <+KarenSmith> I love Regina! :D
[22:01] <@JacobSartorius> hi gorgeous๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ @Karen
[22:01] <+LJMcKanas> I mostly like watching... horses.
[22:02] <+morty_smith> no? @LJ
[22:02] <+RickSanchez> DrewConrad
[22:02] <+KarenSmith> (CONF: Regina paid me to say that...)
[22:02] * LJMcKanas gets a visible boner from horses
[22:02] <@DraHosting> RICK SCORES AGAIN!
[22:02] <@DraHosting> RICK - 2 || SARAH - 1
[22:02] <@DraHosting> THIS COULD BE IT!
[22:02] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[22:02] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Disguise? I wear no disguise. @Rick
[22:02] <+LJMcKanas> WAIT
[22:02] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ Karen I love when i see your smile baby...๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
[22:02] <+LJMcKanas> I HAVE A QUESTION!
[22:02] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I only wear... my love.
[22:02] <+RickSanchez> Good. Look at this. I'm the smartest man in the universe. Morty knows. Everyone knows. *chugs from flask*
[22:02] <@DraHosting> What's your question?
[22:02] <+LJMcKanas> ...Where...
[22:02] <+LJMcKanas> is the vagina?
[22:02] <@DraHosting> yelling
[22:02] <+KarenSmith> Thank Jonah Saggytities <3
[22:02] <+morty_smith> what?
[22:02] <+TeddyDuncan> That's inappropriate!
[22:02] * RickSanchez pounds down like 3-4 shots then belches loudly
[22:02] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ Should I DM you an inappropriate selfie? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
[22:02] <+NedaKalantar> Uh, no, Jacob.
[22:02] <+morty_smith> rrick
[22:02] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION:
[22:02] <+morty_smith> can i have a shot?
[22:03] <+KarenSmith> What a DM? Is it a Double Mocha from Starbucks?
[22:03] <@DraHosting> QUESTION: WHO WAS THE WINNER OF TV STARS BROADWAY?
[22:03] <+KarenSmith> If so, totally do it
[22:03] <+SarahLacina> Ashlee
[22:03] <+NedaKalantar> Louisa Rose Allen
[22:03] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ณ tbh neda you need to stop being so cute๐Ÿ˜ณ pleaseeeee stop being so so cute ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
[22:03] <+morty_smith> pokemon trainer?
[22:03] <+RickSanchez> No Morty you're fourteen. I've already seen you looking at lewd magazines in the middle of the goddamn kitchen. I'm not going to taint you even further.
[22:03] <@DraHosting> MORTY IS CORRECT!
[22:03] <@DraHosting> MORTY - 1 || RICK - 2 || SARAH - 1
[22:03] <+RickSanchez> Good one Morty!
[22:03] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[22:03] <+KarenSmith> MONTY IS CORRECT
[22:03] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ญmorty you're 14 too?
[22:03] <+morty_smith> w-why not? @rick
[22:03] <+SarahLacina> mess I was in that
[22:03] <+KarenSmith> I don't know how but yay!
[22:03] <@DraHosting> QUESTION: WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON VOTED OUT OF TV STARS ROAD TRIP?
[22:03] <+LJMcKanas> The only lewd magazine I read is Equestrian's Quarterly.
[22:03] <+morty_smith> y-yes? @jacob
[22:03] <+RickSanchez> Just for that you can have a swig. But do NOT tell your mother.
[22:03] <+TeddyDuncan> Poppy
[22:03] <@DraHosting> TEDDY SCORES!
[22:03] <+TeddyDuncan> Yes!
[22:03] <@DraHosting> TEDDY - 1 || SARAH - 1 || MORTY - 1 || RICK - 2
[22:03] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[22:03] <+RickSanchez> Poppy
[22:03] <+TeddyDuncan> *dances awkwadly*
[22:03] <@DraHosting> QUESTION: WHO WAS THE WINNER OF TV STARS ROAD TRIP?
[22:03] <+KarenSmith> Wow, why haven't I gotten a point?
[22:04] <+KarenSmith> I'm obviously pretty
[22:04] * LJMcKanas brushes his non-existent horse's mane
[22:04] <+RickSanchez> Michelle
[22:04] <+KarenSmith> Michele
[22:04] <+SarahLacina> Michelle
[22:04] <+LJMcKanas> Good Chestnut.
[22:04] <@DraHosting> RICK SCORES!
[22:04] <+NedaKalantar> Michele Fitzgerald
[22:04] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I do not understand American game show
[22:04] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS, RICK! YOU ARE THE FIRST VIP OF TV STARS DIRECTOR'S CUT!
[22:04] <+TeddyDuncan> Congratulations Rick!
[22:04] <+KarenSmith> YAY RON!
[22:04] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Woooooo! *kisses Rick on the cheek*
[22:04] <+KarenSmith> You did so good, I totally guessed your win with my ESPN
[22:04] <+KatyaShmolovsky> What a man you are.
[22:04] <+LJMcKanas> Don't worry about him Chestnut...
[22:04] <+LJMcKanas> We won't be voted out...
[22:04] <+RickSanchez> Good. I'm not falling for your bullshit games, DraHosting. Glad I'm not going to be the one sacrificed to a parasite tonight. I'm gonna be safe. Morty will be too. I'll be watching the rest of you losers from my spaceship.
[22:04] <+LJMcKanas> The people love us...
[22:04] <@JacobSartorius> CONF: ๐Ÿ˜ญ me and morty r bonded by our age ๐Ÿ™Œ and our good looks ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘จโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘จ have a great day guys โ™ฅ๏ธ big things are happening
[22:04] <+RickSanchez> WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUUUUUUB
[22:04] * LJMcKanas continues to pet air
[22:05] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿค— tbh late nights with Sarah Lacina on my mind <3
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[22:05] <@DraHosting> Alright, guys.
[22:05] <@DraHosting> Rick, if you will do the honors.
[22:05] <+LJMcKanas> Ah think Sarah has kids, Jacob.
[22:05] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) That didn't go as well as planned. I'm feeling a little worried about what I can do in this game...
[22:05] <@DraHosting> Here is the key to the TV Stars house.
[22:05] <@DraHosting> Everyone head inside!
[22:05] <+LJMcKanas> So good on you for still trying, despite that.
[22:05] * morty_smith walks in hesitantly
[22:05] <+brian|||||||||> Hey good job man
[22:05] <+LordGregory> Oh, thank god.
[22:05] <+RickSanchez> (CONF): That Katya lady is hot. Hotter than my estranged wife. Even being upward of sixty years old, I'm still pretty potent. But I'm not even going to think twice about her. There's no way she's a human. She's fucking with us HARD. Probably in cahoots with the Galactic Federation. I can't condone that shit.
[22:05] <+morty_smith> what is this, riiick?
[22:05] <+brian|||||||||> I'm brian
[22:05] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿค—sarah has kids? that doesn't stop me baby โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ tbh love your energy girl ๐Ÿ‘
[22:05] <+LJMcKanas> Can I bring my horse inside?
[22:05] <+KarenSmith> Um, where's my pink bed?
[22:05] <+LordGregory> This fresh air was killing me.
[22:05] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) They all seem so good! BUT. None of them have the laugh lines that I do.
[22:05] <+KarenSmith> THIS IS NOT MY HOUSE :'(
[22:05] <+TeddyDuncan> *sitcom cheering noises*
[22:05] * SarahLacina walks in
[22:05] * LJMcKanas leads imaginary horse into house
[22:05] <+LordGregory> I believe I was starting to burn.
[22:05] <+LJMcKanas> WHoa there, girl.
[21:55] <+KarenSmith> Can't you buy those at the store?
[21:55] <+LJMcKanas> It'll be alright.
[21:55] <+brian|||||||||> I like your horse
[21:55] <+LJMcKanas> She's very beautiful.
[21:55] <+KarenSmith> I so want to go to Taco Bell right now haha
[21:55] <+TeddyDuncan> It's the name of my neighbour's cat. I like saying it. It's quite funny!
[21:55] <+LJMcKanas> Her name is Chestnut.
[21:55] * LJMcKanas pets the air again
[21:55] <+brian|||||||||> Nice
[21:55] <+brian|||||||||> I had a horse once man
[21:55] == DraHosting changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Jacob, Brian, Vivian, Karen, Katya, LJ, Gregory, Morty, Neda, Rick, Sarah, Teddy
[21:55] <+brian|||||||||> his name was Spin
 [22:05] <+RickSanchez> Morty, this is perfect. Look at this gorgeous house. We can shit on the floor and they can't do anything about it.
[22:05] <+SarahLacina> As a police officer, I can indeed confirm this is a house.
[22:05] <+LJMcKanas> I'll give you a sugarcube when we get inside.
[22:06] <+morty_smith> oh... wow! @rick
[22:06] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“
[22:06] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“ soo many cute girls here: karen, katya, neda, sarah tbh
[22:06] <@DraHosting> you guys have a few minutes to chat.
[22:06] <+KarenSmith> DRA
[22:06] <+LordGregory> I'm sorry, Mr. McKansas is your bit that you have a horse?
[22:06] <+KarenSmith> WHERE IS MY PINK BED?
[22:06] <+LJMcKanas> My... bit?
[22:06] <+LJMcKanas> What?
[22:06] <+LordGregory> Yes
[22:06] <+KarenSmith> You said this was my house but this looks nothing like it :(
[22:06] <+LordGregory> your fun little joke thing
[22:06] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿค“ โœŠโœŠ ๐Ÿ’ฆ Katya i cant keep my eyes off of u
[22:06] <+LordGregory> Your bit
[22:06] <+LJMcKanas> I mean... it's what I do best.
[22:06] <+LJMcKanas> I like horses.
[22:06] <+LJMcKanas> Well, let me rephrase that.
[22:06] <+LJMcKanas> I LIKE horses.
[22:07] <+LJMcKanas> Like... *whispers* sexually.
[22:07] <@JacobSartorius> guys ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
[22:07] <@JacobSartorius> i have something rly important to tell you :\ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
[22:07] <+LordGregory> The old man's bit is that he's a poor alcoholic, the young boy's bit is that he's a neurotic mess because he isn't an alcoholic yet.
[22:07] <+LordGregory> Oh
[22:07] <+KarenSmith> I love horses!
[22:07] <@JacobSartorius> i have a girlfriend..๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด
[22:07] <+LordGregory> Well, you poor people do what you like.
[22:07] <@JacobSartorius> APRIL FOOLS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
[22:07] <+LordGregory> I don't want to "harsh your buzz" as you say
[22:07] <+LJMcKanas> Stay away from Chestnut @Karen
[22:07] <+brian|||||||||> Haha relatable!
[22:07] <+LJMcKanas> She's mine
[22:07] <+KarenSmith> I love to play with my horses <3
[22:07] * LJMcKanas guards non-existent horse from KAren
[22:07] <+KarenSmith> My daddy got like 5 for me
[22:07] <+LordGregory> Is that a drug thing, right? You all are drug addicts, yes?
[22:08] <+LJMcKanas> Like 5 horses CALL me Daddy
[22:08] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I had 6 horses back in Russia
[22:08] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I miss them dearly
[22:08] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :(
[22:08] <+LordGregory> I've never really had to deal with your kind before
[22:08] <+LJMcKanas> I'm just jokin'
[22:08] <+LJMcKanas> way more than 5
[22:08] <+KarenSmith> But your name is JP?
[22:08] <+KarenSmith> They can't call you that haha
[22:08] <@JacobSartorius> CONF: tbh i'm just really tryna get with sarah.. ๐Ÿค”
[22:08] <@DraHosting> ATTENTION.
[22:08] <@JacobSartorius> sarah did you fall from heaven?
[22:08] <@DraHosting> AMERICA WILL NOW VOTE FOR AN MVP.
[22:08] <+TeddyDuncan> How come?!
[22:08] <+KarenSmith> Vote for me!
[22:08] <+LordGregory> Oh
[22:08] <@DraHosting> THAT MEANS GO TO WIKI CHAT AND SCREAM THE NAME OF THE PERSON YOU WANT TO BE IMMUNE THIS WEEK.
[22:08] <+LordGregory> America votes?
[22:08] <+KarenSmith> (CONF: What is an MVP? I am so lost...)
[22:08] <+LordGregory> Well, that's a tough deal.
[22:09] <+TeddyDuncan> Good luck everyone! Especially me!
[22:09] <+LordGregory> Can England vote for me? I have way more influence there.
[22:09] <+TeddyDuncan> *whispers* Vote for me.
[22:09] * RickSanchez is sitting in his spaceship, collapsed against a wall, probably blackout drunk
[22:09] <+TeddyDuncan> *sitcom crowd laughs*
[22:09] <+LordGregory> You yanks really don't care for me
[22:09] <+KarenSmith> But Traci...
[22:09] <+KarenSmith> I wanna win :(
[22:10] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF):
[22:10] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ฅ i dont want to vote anyone else out..forever in love with everyone's smile...
[22:10] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): I know I'm not good TV, I know I'm a gamebot. But I'm here to win.
[22:10] <+KarenSmith> What day is today?
[22:10] <@JacobSartorius> not good tv?? with that butt ๐Ÿ˜ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถ and that long hair ๐Ÿ˜ถ and tooth
[22:10] <+KarenSmith> Oh my god, is it Wednesday? I'm not wearing pink... I am going to die
[22:11] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ถtbh id like to see u in nothing
[22:11] <+LJMcKanas> That's what I like about horses.
[22:11] <+LJMcKanas> Always nekkid.
[22:11] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS MORTY
[22:11] <+KarenSmith> But I'm in the house
[22:11] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THIS WEEK'S MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[22:11] <+TeddyDuncan> Don't worry Karen. As long as you're not wearing white!
[22:11] <+KarenSmith> You can't see me if I'm not IN the huse haha
[22:11] <+TeddyDuncan> *whispers* White means you're pregnant.
[22:11] <+KarenSmith> What does *looks at shirt* black mean?
[22:11] <+TeddyDuncan> Congratulations Morty! Great job!
[22:11] <+LordGregory> Congrats Mortimer
[22:11] <+TeddyDuncan> It means you are not pregnant.
[22:12] <+LJMcKanas> Good job, kid.
[22:12] <+KarenSmith> Congrats Money and Ryan!
[22:12] <+LJMcKanas> Really thought my looks would get me the prize.
[22:12] <+KarenSmith> You guys did good :D
[22:12] <+brian|||||||||> I'm so happy man
[22:12] <+LJMcKanas> You know I was on the Beauty tribe?
[22:12] <+SarahLacina> (CONF): As a police officer, my levels of perception meant I knew Morty won MVP from the second Morty won MVP.
[22:12] <+morty_smith> m-me?
[22:12] <+morty_smith> wow!
[22:12] <DennisReynolds|> Hello, everyone.
[22:12] <+RickSanchez> Congrats Morty. I -- *belch* -- I knew you could do it, Morty. You're a good kid. You may be misguided sometimes but you're a damn good kid. Plus it's just those Sanchez genes.
[22:12] <+LordGregory> Here
[22:12] <+NedaKalantar> Congrats, Morty.
[22:12] <@DraHosting> PLEASE LINK ME TO YOUR ALLIANCE CHATS
[22:12] <+LordGregory> From me to you child
[22:12] <@DraHosting> that would be great if you did
[22:12] <DennisReynolds|> Sorry for being late of course, but I doubt anyone really minds.
[22:12] <+LordGregory> Spend it somewhere nice
[22:12] <+RickSanchez> We're immune, Morty. We're both immune. We're not going to purge anyone yet Morty.
[22:12] <+KarenSmith> What's an alliance?
[22:12] <@DraHosting> MORTY - YOU ARE IMMUNE TONIGHT. YOU CAN VOTE.
[22:12] <@DraHosting> RICK - YOU ARE IMMUNE TONIGHT. YOU CANNOT VOTE.
[22:12] <+KarenSmith> Oh my god, is that a drug?
[22:12] <+LordGregory> *gives morty 100 dollars*
[22:12] <+morty_smith> yay
[22:12] <+KarenSmith> I hear everyone is using it
[22:12] <DennisReynolds|> I mean, the production was basically begging me to take a spot on this.
[22:12] <+LordGregory> buy yourself a candy bar
[22:13] <+RickSanchez> I can't vote yet Morty can? What is this, ageism? I knew I'd be unfairly persecuted on this planet. Look, just because I'm a convicted felon--
[22:13] <+LordGregory> Greetings, Mr. Reynolds
[22:13] <+LJMcKanas> I actually did the opposite, you see @Dennis
[22:13] <+LJMcKanas> I had to beg production for a spot.
[22:13] <+LJMcKanas> I cried, and cried.
[22:13] <+brian|||||||||> You know what's great
[22:13] <+LJMcKanas> And they finally broke.
[22:13] <+LJMcKanas> Dumbasses.
[22:13] <+brian|||||||||> the fact that
[22:13] <+brian|||||||||> we're all here together
[22:13] <+brian|||||||||> in this spot today
[22:13] <+NedaKalantar> Did they break, though, LJ?
[22:13] <+LordGregory> The name is Lord Gregory Pemberbottom
[22:14] <+LordGregory> It's a, um, pleasure to make your aquantince
[22:14] <@DraHosting> EVERYONE PLEASE FOLLOW ME....TO THE BACK STAGE.
[22:14] <+LJMcKanas> Well, I'm on the show.
[22:14] <@DraHosting> -everyone walks with me-
[22:14] <@DraHosting> THIS....IS THE BACKSTAGE ELIMINATION ZONE.
[22:14] <+KarenSmith> We're on a STAGE?
[22:14] <@DraHosting> THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO VOTE OUT ONE OF YOUR FELLOW CELEBRITIES.
[22:14] <+morty_smith> this is scary
[22:14] <@DraHosting> VOTES ARE DUE BY 10:20
[22:14] <+KarenSmith> This house is so weird
[22:14] <+LJMcKanas> Wait... am I a celebrity?
[22:14] <+KarenSmith> I know I am!
[22:14] <+LordGregory> You're the only horse fucker I know
[22:14] <+KarenSmith> I tell the news and weather cause of my ESPN
[22:14] <+LordGregory> And I believe that counts for something, Mr. McKansas
[22:15] <+KarenSmith> Like right now... there's a 60 percent chance MJ is going home
[22:15] <+LordGregory> You'd be quite the oddity back home.
[22:15] <+LJMcKanas> You're right!
[22:15] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜tbh im voting out the least attractive person...sorry but i dont want to see ur sweatshirt on my bedroom floor
[22:15] * LJMcKanas pats Gregory on the back
[22:15] <+KarenSmith> And my ESPN never lies haha
[22:15] <+LJMcKanas> I'm a regular Hugh Hefner
[22:15] <+LJMcKanas> of horses!
[22:15] <+TeddyDuncan> Michael Jackson?! Oh my God! I'm such a fan!
[22:15] <+LordGregory> *wipes off back with handkerchief* Yes...
________________________________________
[22:15] <+KarenSmith> Who is that?
[22:15] * RickSanchez is blackout drunk once again, with the flask on the floor next to him
[22:15] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ teddy ur soooo gorgeous one of the prettiest girls here tbh
[22:15] <@JacobSartorius> stop being so cute baby
[22:15] <+KarenSmith> I was talking about RJ obviously
[22:15] <+brian|||||||||> Let's all sing a song together guys
[22:15] <+LJMcKanas> Wait... Teddy's a girl?
[22:15] <+LJMcKanas> That's a boy name?
[22:15] <+brian|||||||||> We sing together and we. we work together as we go along
[22:15] <+LJMcKanas> then...
[22:16] <+LJMcKanas> ...
[22:16] <+LJMcKanas> where's the vagina?
[22:16] <+brian|||||||||> *laugh track*
[22:16] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ญ LJ how didnt u know? look at her ๐Ÿ˜ญ she's sooo cute i could get lost in her eyes forever..
[22:16] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Right here, American man
[22:16] <+KarenSmith> My ESPN says you have one
[22:16] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *points to pussy*
[22:16] <+KatyaShmolovsky> @LJ
[22:16] <+KarenSmith> So look harder haha
[22:16] <+TeddyDuncan> Umm... names don't have gender! That's a very silly thing to assume, LJ.
[22:16] <+LJMcKanas> Oh, cool.
[22:16] <DennisReynolds|> Teddy, that's a very acute observation!
[22:16] <+brian|||||||||> Hey Jacob Sartorius you're a singer right
[22:16] <+RickSanchez> Jesus. Just look at that pussy. Everyone except Morty should look at that pussy. That's a FINE pussy. Morty, avert your eyes. You're only fourteen. Shouldn't be getting involved in this garbage.
[22:16] <+KatyaShmolovsky> He can look.
[22:16] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I am not ashamed.
[22:16] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜‰follow me on insta please ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰
[22:16] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜‰no swearing on my page
[22:16] <+TeddyDuncan> I agree, Dennis.
[22:16] <+KarenSmith> What's a pussy
[22:17] <+brian|||||||||> Jacob I think we should all sing a song together
[22:17] <+KarenSmith> I am so confused...
[22:17] <+brian|||||||||> I think we should all
[22:17] <+brian|||||||||> come together and. forge into this new world together as one
[22:17] <+LJMcKanas> Know any songs about horses?
[22:17] <+brian|||||||||> and we should all sing a song
[22:17] <DennisReynolds|> You seem like a smart girl, Teddy. I bet you did really well in high school.
[22:17] <+brian|||||||||> and Jacob. What's one o f your songs
[22:17] <+LJMcKanas> and gently making love to them?
[22:17] <DennisReynolds|> Do you remember that? How... long ago was that for you?
[22:17] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ buy my album tbh ๐Ÿ˜‰ guaranteed to get you that yung hottie u've always wanted
[22:17] <+SarahLacina> As a police officer, I knew Brian's suggestion to sing a song would not go over well with the group.
[22:17] <+TeddyDuncan> I did! It was all too easy.
[22:17] <+TeddyDuncan> I did much better than my siblings... poor things!
[22:17] <+KarenSmith> Do you have donuts? :o @Sarah
[22:18] <@JacobSartorius> who needs a boyfriend? because i need a girlfriend... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š
[22:18] <+TeddyDuncan> *GASP* Karen! You shouldn't say that word. It's inappropriate for children watching!
[22:18] <+KarenSmith> Can you get me a chocolate donut, Sadie?
[22:18] <+KarenSmith> Thanks!
[22:18] <+KatyaShmolovsky> A pussy is a woman's power, dear @Karen
[22:18] <DennisReynolds|> Siblings.
[22:18] <+brian|||||||||> Jacob sartorius won't even listen to me.
[22:18] <DennisReynolds|> I have a sibling too, a twin sister actually.
[22:18] <+KarenSmith> We have POWERS?
[22:18] <+brian|||||||||> But that does'nt stop me
[22:18] <+NedaKalantar> Using the word pussy is degrading to women, Katya. Speaking of which, you may want to clean yours out. :/
[22:18] <+KarenSmith> Oh my god, what's mine?
[22:18] <+brian|||||||||> IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII believe
[22:18] <+brian|||||||||> that we will all
[22:18] <DennisReynolds|> She's painfully retarded, but I help her every day however I can.
[22:18] <+LJMcKanas> Funny you said that, Brian
[22:18] <@JacobSartorius> โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ tbh age is just a number
[22:18] <+brian|||||||||> become as one
[22:18] <+TeddyDuncan> Oh, I bet she's lovely!
[22:18] <+brian|||||||||> in thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis world
[22:19] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Clean? I am "clean"
[22:19] <+KatyaShmolovsky> @Neda
[22:19] <+LJMcKanas> Because horses can't help but listen to me
[22:19] <+brian|||||||||> Sing along with me boys
[22:19] <+LJMcKanas> They call me the horse whisperer
[22:19] <DennisReynolds|> You know, I guess that's just me.
[22:19] <+KatyaShmolovsky> None of your American diseases
[22:19] <+LordGregory> I'm the only heir to the Pemberbottom fortune
[22:19] <+LJMcKanas> Because whatever I say...
[22:19] <+TeddyDuncan> I've 3 siblings... actually, 4! 3 brothers and 1 sister.
[22:19] <+brian|||||||||> IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII know that
[22:19] <+LJMcKanas> the horses do it.
[22:19] <+SarahLacina> (do we send votes to drahosting or recordbot)
[22:19] <+LJMcKanas> And I mean... WHATEVER I say.
[22:19] <+brian|||||||||> somewhere. we all. you're not singing
[22:19] <+NedaKalantar> That clean didn't sound very comforting, Katya.
[22:19] <+brian|||||||||> I just want to create peace
[22:19] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I have NONE of your American diseases!
[22:19] <+TeddyDuncan> Do you carry STDs, Katya?
[22:19] <+KatyaShmolovsky> @Neda
[22:19] <+KatyaShmolovsky> What?!
[22:19] <+brian|||||||||> the young hippies coalition told me this was the best way
[22:19] <+KatyaShmolovsky> What is STD?!
[22:19] <+NedaKalantar> I'm from Canada, Katya.
[22:19] <+LJMcKanas> Are you?
[22:19] <+LJMcKanas> Question:
[22:20] <+LJMcKanas> Is it legal to marry horses up north?
[22:20] <+NedaKalantar> Um..
[22:20] <+LJMcKanas> I've heard rumors on some of the internet forums I frequent about horse porn
[22:20] <+TeddyDuncan> Sexually transmitted diseases! It's when you carry unhealthy things and they cross over to the person you have sexual relationships with.
[22:20] <+NedaKalantar> Not that I know of?
[22:20] <+LJMcKanas> But I didn't believe them.
[22:20] <+LJMcKanas> Well shee-oot.
[22:20] <+NedaKalantar> Oh...
[22:20] <+NedaKalantar> That's cool.
[22:20] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I have never carried anything in my vagina.... @Teddy
[22:20] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Teddy do you need a boyfriend?
[22:20] <@DraHosting> I NEED VOTES FROM
[22:20] <@DraHosting> TEDDY
[22:20] <@DraHosting> VIVIAN
[22:20] <@DraHosting> SARAH
[22:20] <@DraHosting> KAREN
[22:20] <@DraHosting> BRIAN
[22:20] <@DraHosting> AND DENNIS.
[22:20] <+RickSanchez> Legal to marry horses? What is this you're saying about horses? My daughter... she's a horse surgeon. Operates on tons of horses a day. Probably sees more horse cocks than human cocks. Honestly, I almost feel sorry for her. Nobody should have to go through that. But she does what she loves and she doesn't interfere with my adventures, so.
[22:20] <@DraHosting> and it's past the deadline.
[22:21] <@DraHosting> there are a lot of you and I am going to have to be strict about self votes
[22:21] <@DraHosting> vote now or self vote
[22:21] == TeddyDuncan [~TeddyDunc@92.250.86.202] has quit [Quit: Public PJIRC @ http://pjirc.viper007bond.com/]
[22:21] == TeddyDuncan [~TeddyDunc@92.250.86.202] has joined #TVStars
[22:21] == mode/#TVStars [+v TeddyDuncan] by DraHosting
[22:21] == mode/#TVStars [+v DennisReynolds|] by DraHosting
[22:21] * NedaKalantar files nails
[22:22] <+LordGregory> *yawns*
[22:22] <+LordGregory> *coughs into handkerchief*
[22:22] <+SarahLacina> I asked
[22:22] <@DraHosting> Teddy.
[22:22] <@DraHosting> Vote.
[22:22] <+TeddyDuncan> Is that all you're going to do, Gregory?
[22:22] <@DraHosting> Sarah.
[22:22] <@DraHosting> Vote.
[22:22] <+SarahLacina> if we vote to DraHosting
[22:22] <+SarahLacina> or RecordBot
[22:22] <@JacobSartorius> CONF: ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ tbh dennis and i are bonded by the fact that we both think age is just a number ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ he's so wise ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ our first plan rn is to go after teddy
[22:22] <+SarahLacina> and you never answered
[22:22] <@DraHosting> DraHosting
[22:22] <+SarahLacina> why don't you CARE about me.
[22:22] <@DraHosting> I can't watch this chat 100% of the time
[22:22] <@DraHosting> you guys need to stop pming me f I like your characters or not
[22:22] <@DraHosting> I legitimately will not know the answer to that
[22:22] <@DraHosting> until I read the transcript
[22:22] <@DraHosting> please just pm me to vote or leave confessionals
[22:22] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ฒ u read?
[22:23] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) I must say, I personally am not very impressed by Gregory. He hasn't really shown any of himself!
[22:23] <@DraHosting> The votes are in.
[22:23] <+SarahLacina> Confessional: I'm playing this game like a criminal. And if I need to backstab to win, I will.
[22:23] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) I fear he might get targeted in this vote. It's sad... oh well. Good luck Gregory!
[22:23] <@JacobSartorius> teddy are you impressed with me? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’”
[22:23] <+LordGregory> (Dra can I PM you a cute dog I saw)
[22:23] <@JacobSartorius> im in love with makin music goshhhh
[22:23] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to LJ
[22:24] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Teddy
[22:24] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Sarah
[22:24] <+LJMcKanas> Hey!
[22:24] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Katya
[22:24] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Jacob
[22:24] <+LJMcKanas> A horse condom!
[22:24] * NedaKalantar files nails
[22:24] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Morty
[22:24] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Karen
[22:24] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Neda
[22:24] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Denis
[22:24] <+NedaKalantar> Yes!!
[22:24] <@DraHosting> Dennis*
[22:24] <@DraHosting> Gregory.
[22:24] <@DraHosting> Vivian.
[22:24] <@DraHosting> Brian.
[22:24] <+KarenSmith> What is this?
[22:24] <@DraHosting> You are the bottom three.
[22:24] <+LordGregory> Oh, thank god.
[22:24] <+KarenSmith> I am so lost!
[22:24] <@DraHosting> You are on the bubble watch this week, but only one of you can go home.
[22:24] <@DraHosting> With only one vote....
[22:24] <+TeddyDuncan> I am, Jacob. You seem like a cute young man.
[22:24] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Brian
[22:24] <+RickSanchez> Where's my renewal slip Mr. Hosting? Are you not giving me one? Do I not get one? Does that mean I'm going to DIE tonight, Hosting? Are you sure? Do you really want to fuck with me right now?
[22:24] <@DraHosting> Brian, you are safe.
[22:24] <+TeddyDuncan> You remind me of Gabe a little bit.
[22:24] <@DraHosting> Gregory. Vivian.
[22:24] <@DraHosting> By a vote of 6-5-1....
[22:24] <@DraHosting> x
[22:25] <@DraHosting> x
[22:25] <@DraHosting> x
[22:25] <@DraHosting> x
[22:25] <@DraHosting> x
[22:25] <@DraHosting> x
[22:25] <@DraHosting> x
[22:25] <+TeddyDuncan> My younger brother, that is.
[22:25] <@DraHosting> x
[22:25] <@DraHosting> x
[22:25] <@DraHosting> Vivian.
[22:25] <@DraHosting> Your show has been cancelled.
[22:25] <@JacobSartorius> oh my gawwwd ๐Ÿ˜ทโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ˜‡โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ทโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒโ™ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡โ›ต๏ธ๏ธโ›ต๏ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜—โ˜บ๏ธโ›ต๏ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜“โ˜บ๏ธโ›ต๏ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜—โ›ต๏ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—โ›ต๏ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›โ›ต๏ธ
[22:25] <+KarenSmith> Who is Vivica?
[22:25] <@JacobSartorius> that was suchh a close vote!
[22:25] <@DraHosting> Please exit to the left and pm me on main.
[22:25] <+KarenSmith> Bye, I guess!
[22:25] <+LordGregory> Hmm, well that seems odd.
[22:25] <+LJMcKanas> Wait, who got voted out?
[22:25] <+DennisReynolds|> Who was that again?
[22:25] <+morty_smith> wow!
[22:25] <+NedaKalantar> Sorry Vivian, better luck next time. ^_^
[22:25] <+morty_smith> that was close
[22:25] <+SarahLacina> Wow.
[22:25] <+LJMcKanas> Probably someone imaginary, ha ha!
[22:25] <+brian|||||||||> I'm sorry i didn't know anyone was getting voted out
[22:25] <+SarahLacina> What a vote.
[22:25] * LJMcKanas pets imaginary horse
[22:25] <+LordGregory> It seems you all accidentally voted for me, someone with wealth and influence
[22:26] <+LordGregory> That's sad.
[22:26] <@JacobSartorius> good job every1 that voted for vivian we killed it today <3 buy sweatshirt on itunes
[22:26] <+brian|||||||||> Well wealth doesn't mean everything
[22:26] <@DraHosting> --END OF EPISODE--
[22:26] <+brian|||||||||> You think it does maybe. But in reality
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[22:26] <+NedaKalantar> Also buy my t-shirts guys!!
[22:26] <+brian|||||||||> it's what's in here
[22:26] <+LJMcKanas> I used all my iTunes giftcards on horse noise tracks.
[22:26] <+KarenSmith> But why would I buy a sweatshirt?
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[22:26] <+brian|||||||||> not what's in here
[22:26] <+LJMcKanas> Spoiler alert...
[22:26] <+LJMcKanas> I jack it to them.
[22:26] <+KarenSmith> I have one on right now...
[22:27] <+TeddyDuncan> Actually Gregory, all the money in the world won't get you anything if you're not able to show it off correctly.
[22:27] <+TeddyDuncan> *she hugs him*
[22:27] <@JacobSartorius> CONF: tbh im really tryna get with teddy.....i realized sarah's too ugly for me tbh :\ but teddy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ her gold locks ๐Ÿ˜ her tooth
[22:27] <@DraHosting> Alright, everyone.
[22:27] <@DraHosting> We have a little bit to discuss before we get started.
[22:27] <@JacobSartorius> oh?? no what is it :(
[22:27] <+RickSanchez> Hey Morty. Guess what? Teddy's of legal age. And that Jacob guy seems like the dbags at school you always bitch about. Isn't that right Morty? Are you gonna have a nice little showdown of masculinity against that guy for us all to see?
[22:27] <@DraHosting> First off - there is a new competition this season.
[22:27] <@DraHosting> It's a quick competition.
[22:28] <@DraHosting> Known as the Director's Competition.
[22:28] <+LJMcKanas> Quick.
[22:28] <+LJMcKanas> Just like horses.
[22:28] <+KarenSmith> Competition?
[22:28] <@DraHosting> And trust me - you want the director role this season.
[22:28] <+LJMcKanas> Not sexually, mind you
[22:28] <+LJMcKanas> Horses can last hours in the sack
[22:28] <+KarenSmith> I thought this was a party...
[22:28] <@DraHosting> The Director will be in charge of CASTING the movie that we are filming this week.
[22:28] <+morty_smith> why?
[22:28] <+brian|||||||||> I would love to direct the world
[22:28] <+LJMcKanas> I would know.
[22:28] <@DraHosting> If you are in the CAST, you can compete for VIP.
[22:28] <+KarenSmith> OH MY GOD I'M IN A MOVIE
[22:28] <+brian|||||||||> Let's film all the movies
[22:28] <@DraHosting> If you are not, you are ineligible to win.
[22:28] <+KarenSmith> Yay <3
[22:28] <+RickSanchez> I don't "direct" anything except the amount of alcohol I drink in one sitting. Come on, Hosting. Your facade is slipping.
[22:28] <+brian|||||||||> Well
[22:28] <+KarenSmith> Give me a Grammy please :D
[22:28] <@DraHosting> The Director has the ability to change up this game with a few simple selections.
[22:28] <+brian|||||||||> the big-budget moves are fun, at some points. But they are also
[22:28] <+brian|||||||||> a mass tool
[22:28] <+brian|||||||||> to corrupt society, in some ways
[22:28] <+DennisReynolds|> I'm genuinely flattered by the idea that I could direct, but I'm much more of an onscreen persona.
[22:28] <+LordGregory> I don't know how I feel about sleeping next to the horse fucker if I'm going to be honest with you Mr. Hosting.
[22:28] <+DennisReynolds|> I'm sure you all understand.
[22:28] <+brian|||||||||> and If I was the director We would focus on more. Soul-touching movies
[22:28] <+NedaKalantar> Okay guys, let's all play a game here.
[22:29] <+LJMcKanas> We are.
[22:29] <@DraHosting> More to come in the future.
[22:29] <+LJMcKanas> That's literally what we're all doing.
[22:29] <@DraHosting> But for now....
[22:29] <+KarenSmith> Ooh, I like games
[22:29] <@DraHosting> IT'S TIME FOR THE DIRECTOR'S COMPETITION.
[22:29] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I am director!
[22:29] <@DraHosting> THIS CHALLENGE IS CALLED....IMMATURITY.
[22:29] <+NedaKalantar> Everyone here throw an insult Dra's way.
[22:29] <@DraHosting> YOU WILL PM ME A FOUR LETTER WORD.
[22:29] <@DraHosting> IF YOU AND ANOTHER PLAYER HAVE THE SAME WORD...
[22:29] <@DraHosting> YOU MOVE ON.
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[22:29] <@DraHosting> IF YOU ARE ALONE IN YOUR WORD, YOU ARE ELIMINATED.
[22:29] == JacobSartorius changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Jacob, Brian, Karen, Katya, LJ, Gregory, Morty, Neda, Rick, Sarah, Teddy
[22:29] <+NedaKalantar> Everyone that sees Dra has to insult him with some sort of insult.
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[22:29] <+NedaKalantar> I'll start.
[22:29] == mode/#TVStars [+v TeddyDuncan] by DraHosting
[22:29] <+TeddyDuncan> (pjirc wont stop freezing)
[22:29] <@DraHosting> PM ME YOUR FOUR LETTER WORDS.
[22:29] <@JacobSartorius> โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ
[22:29] <@DraHosting> NOW.
[22:29] <@DraHosting> (get on webchat @Teddy)
[22:30] <@JacobSartorius> tbh I hate seeing guys disrespect their girlfriend it's disgusting
[22:30] <+DennisReynolds|> Dra, you have no image or stage presence.
[22:30] <+morty_smith> what?
[22:30] <+DennisReynolds|> Watching you, I barely even know who you are.
[22:30] <+NedaKalantar> Dra, you have no common sense.
[22:30] <+LJMcKanas> I treat my horses very nicely, Jacob.
[22:30] <+morty_smith> gross
[22:30] <+DennisReynolds|> It's like, I get this is a cheap show, but couldn't we have gotten someone likable?
[22:30] <+morty_smith> i didn't need to know this
[22:30] <+LJMcKanas> I pet them... brush their manes... shoe them... lick their fur...
[22:30] <+morty_smith> @LJ
[22:30] <+TeddyDuncan> *she looks at Rick* Uhh... excuse me? You and your friend can go and bite me. Women are not something to fight over!
[22:31] * DennisReynolds| laughs overly hard
[22:31] <+TeddyDuncan> We are our own properties.
[22:31] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜wait lj when u said jacob did u mean me?
[22:31] <+DennisReynolds|> Neda, that was so funny!
[22:31] <@JacobSartorius> i lovee my fans tbh
[22:31] <@JacobSartorius> u guys make my day <33 ๐Ÿ˜
[22:31] <+DennisReynolds|> We haven't talked enough yet, Neda.
[22:31] <+LordGregory> Well, no one tunes into a show for the host Mr. Reynolds
[22:31] <+NedaKalantar> Okay, I can clearly see that the only person that is actually admirable here is Dennis because he's the only one capable of making fun of Dra.
[22:31] <+LJMcKanas> I've been talking to Neda, Dennis.
[22:31] <+LJMcKanas> Frankly, you can have her.
[22:31] <+brian|||||||||> Four letter words are interesting
[22:31] <+LJMcKanas> I prefer Chestnut's company.
[22:31] <+brian|||||||||> it's minimalist space
[22:31] * LJMcKanas pets non-existent horse
[22:31] <@JacobSartorius> CONF: dennis is going after neda rn and i'm going after teddy....tbh all the girls are in our pockets rn~ i need a girlfriend but i also need to win
[22:31] <+LordGregory> They tune in for those competing. A host must stay in the background and not draw too much attention from the contestants.
[22:31] <@JacobSartorius> teddy how are u doing today princess
[22:32] <+NedaKalantar> LJ, you are so funny!
[22:32] <@DraHosting> Jacob.
[22:32] <+LJMcKanas> Yes.
[22:32] <+LJMcKanas> I know.
[22:32] <@DraHosting> I need your submission.
[22:32] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ teddy ur so gorgeous in that cloth
[22:32] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): What the fuck is he talking about? He keeps petting this goddamn horse, but there's no purse here.
[22:32] <+DennisReynolds|> That's a great observation, Neda. I obviously am admirable.
[22:32] <+LordGregory> I fund a lot of big name shows, The One In England Where They Bake, The One In England With The House.
[22:32] <@DraHosting> JUST TO CLARIFY.
[22:32] <@DraHosting> THE DIRECTOR IS IMMUNE.
[22:32] <+TeddyDuncan> *blushes* Uhhm... Jacob, this is a getting a liiittle creepy... haha.
[22:32] <+KarenSmith> England?
[22:32] <@DraHosting> BUT CANNOT COMPETE FOR VIP.
[22:32] <+KarenSmith> We're going to Asia, yay!
[22:32] <+LordGregory> I really just send them the checks.
[22:32] <@DraHosting> submissions are in.
[22:32] <+NedaKalantar> I'm so proud that Dra is actually capable of clarifying things :)
[22:32] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I am director!
[22:32] * DennisReynolds| holds up purse
[22:32] <+KarenSmith> I always wanted to buy things in the Sahara :o
[22:32] <@DraHosting> WITH THE FOUR LETTER WORD, SEXY:
[22:32] <+DennisReynolds|> Neda? Did you drop this earlier?
[22:33] <@DraHosting> KATYA, JACOB, RICK, MORTY, AND DENNIS MOVE ON.
[22:33] <+LJMcKanas> Jacob, it would only be okay for Teddy to date you if you were a horse.
[22:33] <@DraHosting> WITH THE FOUR LETTER WORD DOOR: TEDDY AND KAREN MOVE ON.
[22:33] <+RickSanchez> Good. I don't -- *belches* I don't want to compete for VIP anyway. What does it even stand for? "Vipers in Pants" or something? Yeah, no. I've had enough exposure to snakes from my son-in-law. I'm not about thaat.
[22:33] <+LJMcKanas> Cuz you'd be older in horse years, y'know?
[22:33] <+KarenSmith> YAY DOORS <3
[22:33] <@JacobSartorius> i said sexy ๐Ÿ˜‹ just like teddy
[22:33] <@DraHosting> WITH THE FOUR LETTER WORD FUCK: NEDA AND LJ MOVE ON.
[22:33] <+NedaKalantar> Uhh, thank you, Dennis.
[22:33] <+NedaKalantar> Just a question.
[22:33] <+NedaKalantar> Precisely how old are you?
[22:33] <@DraHosting> GREGORY, BRIAN, and SARAH are eliminated.
[22:33] <+LJMcKanas> Teddy needs a good man or horse to protect her, not a young boy.
[22:33] <+brian|||||||||> It's okay man I always wanted to stand out
[22:33] <+LordGregory> Well, I really just assumed you all were in love with penis but I believe I misunderstood your culture once again.
[22:33] <+brian|||||||||> Be myself
[22:33] <+LordGregory> Is cock not a word you use often?
[22:33] <+brian|||||||||> I think we have to form a union but I also think we have to work best on our own
[22:33] <@DraHosting> NEXT ROUND. HOWEVER THERE IS A NEW RULE
[22:33] <+TeddyDuncan> Excuse me!! I don't need anyone to protect me!
[22:33] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ if u seek amy @@ teddy
[22:33] <+TeddyDuncan> I have myself to protect me.
[22:33] <+DennisReynolds|> CONF: Showing girls value in the game is a great way to show them value in a relationship. It's all part of the first step.
[22:33] <+LordGregory> I thought it was right next to bacon for you people
[22:33] <@DraHosting> because I'm fucking stupid and didn't think of this contingency
[22:34] <@JacobSartorius> if u know what i mean?
[22:34] <@DraHosting> YOU WILL ONLY MOVE ON IF YOUR WORD IS IN THE MAJORITY
[22:34] <@DraHosting> PM ME YOUR NEW FOUR LETTER WORDS NOW
[22:34] <+TeddyDuncan> More importantly, I don't need a man to protect me. I am the woman who protects myself.
[22:34] <+DennisReynolds|> That's a funny question, Neda. I'm... around in my 30's, of course.
[22:34] <+brian|||||||||> Amen to that
[22:34] <+NedaKalantar> Oh, awesome!!
[22:34] <@JacobSartorius> teddy you're sooo beautiful
[22:34] <@JacobSartorius> teddy why r u ignoring me?
[22:34] <+LordGregory> Brian, Sarah. Have you all ever played King's Corners? I wish to occupy myself while I wait for the others to finish their little game.
[22:34] <@JacobSartorius> i love the thought of your smie
[22:34] <@JacobSartorius> smile*
[22:35] <@JacobSartorius> Will you be my girlfriend? ๐Ÿ˜Š hehehe
[22:35] <+LordGregory> Oh, this is sad.
[22:35] <+TeddyDuncan> *gasp* What? No!
[22:35] <@JacobSartorius> why not?
[22:35] <+LordGregory> You yanks really have no shame do you?
[22:35] <@JacobSartorius> is it because im ugly :\
[22:35] <@DraHosting> TEDDY. MORTY. DENNIS.
[22:35] <@DraHosting> SUBMIT.
[22:35] <+TeddyDuncan> Listen, Jacob... I think there's a very big age gap here.
[22:35] <@JacobSartorius> I need a girlfriend teddy please
[22:35] <+SarahLacina> As a police officer, I didn't understand this challenge and thought you were supposed to be alone in the word.
[22:35] <+SarahLacina> :]
[22:35] <+TeddyDuncan> You're very cute! But I can't do this.
[22:35] <@DraHosting> this shuld not take that long
[22:35] <@JacobSartorius> tbh age is just a number...
[22:35] <@DraHosting> should*
[22:35] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
[22:35] <+LJMcKanas> Jacob, you know... I could probably convince a horse to date you.
[22:35] <+morty_smith> I submitted
[22:35] <@JacobSartorius> ughhh ur just like all of the other girls
[22:35] <+LJMcKanas> They don't call me the horse whisperer for nothing.
[22:35] <+NedaKalantar> It's okay, Jacob.
[22:36] <@JacobSartorius> CONF: sarah now teddy....tbh all these girls the same
[22:36] <+NedaKalantar> There's plenty of other fish in the sea.
[22:36] <+LJMcKanas> I can make a horse do whatever I want.
[22:36] <+LJMcKanas> WHATEVER I want.
[22:36] <@DraHosting> IN THE MAJORITY, WITH THE WORD RICK:
[22:36] <+DennisReynolds|> Dra, I have a question.
[22:36] <@DraHosting> KATYA, JACOB, RICK, MORTY, AND DENNIS.
[22:36] * LJMcKanas winks at camera
[22:36] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): I thought Jacob was like 12? Teddy is 21, she's not gonna be interested.
[22:36] <+LordGregory> Well
[22:36] <+DennisReynolds|> Are there any confined? Or like... remote spaces in this house?
[22:36] <+LordGregory> that seems like a mighty fine coincidence
[22:36] <@DraHosting> NEXT ROUND. ONLY KATYA, JACOB, RICK, MORTY, AND DENNIS CAN SUBMIT.
[22:36] <+TeddyDuncan> Age is a number... but maturity also comes with it. I'm sorry Jacob... *she hugs him and kisses him on the cheek*
[22:36] <@DraHosting> SUBMIT YOUR WORDS NOW
[22:36] <+KarenSmith> There's a Rick in the house?
[22:36] <@DraHosting> if they are all the same
[22:36] <@DraHosting> the winner will be random.orgs
[22:36] <@DraHosting> orged*
[22:36] <+KarenSmith> But I thought his name was Ryan...
[22:36] <+brian|||||||||> Hey dennis not cool man
[22:36] <+DennisReynolds|> Spaces where if someone were there, it would be difficult to escape?
[22:36] <+brian|||||||||> We gotta be as open as possible
[22:36] <+DennisReynolds|> Just asking for, you know, safety.
[22:37] <+KarenSmith> GUYS
[22:37] <+LJMcKanas> Dennis sounds like he may be a rapist
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[22:37] <+LJMcKanas> No, it's not rape to have sex with a horse.
[22:37] <+LordGregory> Can horses consent?
[22:37] <+DennisReynolds|> No, LJ, I don't think you get it.
[22:37] <+LJMcKanas> YES
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[22:37] <@DraHosting> SUBMIT YOUR WORDS NOW!!!!!
[22:37] <+LJMcKanas> They do it with your eyes.
[22:37] <+KarenSmith> Katie, Jayson, Ryan, Monty, and Daniel didn't invite us to their party
[22:37] <+LJMcKanas> *their
[22:37] <+LJMcKanas> You just... know
[22:37] <@DraHosting> Teddy get on webchat if pjirc keeps crashing
[22:37] <+KarenSmith> SO let's make our own party and not go to theirs
[22:37] <TeddyDuncan> (sorry)
[22:37] <+LordGregory> Well, I trust you
[22:37] <+LordGregory> I must say I'm not familiar with the concept of fucking a horse.
[22:37] <@DraHosting> Katya.
[22:37] <@DraHosting> Jacob.
[22:37] <@DraHosting> Rick.
[22:37] <@DraHosting> Morty.
[22:37] <@DraHosting> Dennis.
[22:37] <@DraHosting> submit
[22:38] <+LJMcKanas> I could... show you, if you'd like.
[22:38] <+LJMcKanas> I bet Chestnut would.. agree.
[22:38] * LJMcKanas sexily pets imaginary horse
[22:38] <@DraHosting> if Jacob and Morty do not submit by 10:40
[22:38] <@DraHosting> they are out
[22:38] <+LordGregory> I mean,
[22:38] <+KarenSmith> No one is listening to me :'(
[22:38] <+LordGregory> Well, the signals you are sending are very uncomfortable and confusing if you don't mind me saying.
[22:38] <+brian|||||||||> I think this place shuld be one big party
[22:38] <+brian|||||||||> Come on guys don't you agree with me
[22:39] <+NedaKalantar> Yeah!
[22:39] <+LordGregory> A celebration sounds wonderful?
[22:39] <+KarenSmith> Um, yeah but some people don't want it to be a big party BRANDY
[22:39] <+brian|||||||||> Nah man we gotta have togetherness
[22:39] <+LordGregory> But to what, I'd have to prepare a toast.
[22:39] <+KarenSmith> There's people who obviously think they are cooler... but that's so wrong
[22:39] <+RickSanchez> Come on, Morty. Pick it -- *belches* Pick it up, Morty. We don't have all day. Remember, we have to go to that dinner party in the Xanflorp system in six hours.
[22:39] <+LordGregory> You see, Brian, this is what we were missing. Community.
[22:39] <@JacobSartorius> Meetings on meetings on meetings. I promise you the future is gonna be crazy ...
[22:39] <+brian|||||||||> Oh totally
[22:39] <@DraHosting> WITH THE MAJORITY WORD, FART:
[22:39] <+morty_smith> i did!
[22:40] <@DraHosting> JACOB, MORTY, AND DENNIS STAY ALIVE.
[22:40] <+brian|||||||||> I love hanging out and having fun
[22:40] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :o
[22:40] <TeddyDuncan> Jacob, you're not angry at me for turning you down, are you...? I didn't mean to upset you.
[22:40] <+brian|||||||||> But it's a gotta be in the spirit of togetherness
[22:40] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Betrayed by Americans again!
[22:40] <+LordGregory> This is the authentic American experience I was waiting for.
[22:40] <+KarenSmith> Katy, Richard, Michael, Jaylen, and Denny aren't going to my party and that's sad because I was gonna wear a super cute dress too
[22:40] <@DraHosting> Jacob, Morty, and Dennis
[22:40] <@DraHosting> I am going to ask a tiebreaking trivia question
[22:40] <@DraHosting> to determine the winner
[22:40] <+LordGregory> I can whip up a quick toast on community.
[22:40] <+morty_smith> 10
[22:40] <@DraHosting> Are you three ready?
[22:40] <+morty_smith> yes
[22:40] <+RickSanchez> What? That's a bunch of ass drippings! Come on, I thought I'd have that one. It's painfully obvious that you guys are trying to kill me. I might as well just blow my brains out now. I'm not going to go gently out of this "game."
[22:40] <+NedaKalantar> Is all you know trivia, Dra?
[22:40] <+NedaKalantar> Couldn
[22:40] * RickSanchez chugs vodka
[22:40] <+DennisReynolds|> Of course I am.
[22:40] <+NedaKalantar> Couldn't the network have hired a competent host like Arisa?
[22:40] <TeddyDuncan> (CONF) Holy kaboodle... I think I might've made my first negative relationship in the game. I hope Jacob isn't mad at me!
[22:40] <@DraHosting> JacobSartorious
[22:40] <@DraHosting> are you ready?
[22:41] <@JacobSartorius> yesss baby of course im always ready โ˜บ๏ธ
[22:41] <@DraHosting> QUESTION: HOW MANY PLAYERS WERE IN THIS GAME AT THE BEGINNING?
[22:41] <TeddyDuncan> *she takes out her video camera* So, hello Charlie. Today we are on the set of TV Stars. This is a special blog!
[22:41] <+morty_smith> 12
[22:41] <+DennisReynolds|> 13
[22:41] <@JacobSartorius> 13?
[22:41] <+LJMcKanas> Can Jacob even achieve an erection at his age?
[22:41] <TeddyDuncan> *vlog
[22:41] <@DraHosting> DENNIS IS CORRECT!
[22:41] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS DENNIS, YOU ARE THE DIRECTOR THIS WEEK!
[22:41] <+KarenSmith> What's an erection?
[22:41] <@JacobSartorius> โ˜บ๏ธgood job dennis
[22:41] <TeddyDuncan> What...?
[22:41] <+KarenSmith> YAY DEAN
[22:41] <@DraHosting> You are immune from elimination.
[22:41] * DennisReynolds| chuckles
[22:41] <+LordGregory> Congrats, Mr. Reynolds.
[22:41] <+LordGregory> Inspiring work.
[22:41] <+DennisReynolds|> Well, of course I am.
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[22:41] <+brian|||||||||> Oh man dennis I'm raelly happy for you
[22:41] <+LordGregory> I really loved the word, fart.
[22:42] <+LordGregory> Very classy.
[22:42] <+LJMcKanas> WHOA THERE, CHESTNUT.
[22:42] * LJMcKanas calms down imaginary horse
[22:42] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I AM DIRECTOR.
[22:42] <+LJMcKanas> I don't think she much likes you, Dennis.
[22:42] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :'(
[22:42] <+NedaKalantar> Well done, Dennis.
[22:42] <@DraHosting> Alright.
[22:42] <+RickSanchez> Good, Dennis. I think you nailed that one. I'm glad you're -- *belches* you're still alive. I'm really glad. Morty, I don't know if he'll make it out of this one. But if he does? I'm impressed. Good for Morty. He's a strong kid.
[22:42] <@DraHosting> THIS WEEK, CELEBRITIES!
[22:42] <@DraHosting> WE ARE FILMING THE NEW HIT MOVIE.........
[22:42] <+DennisReynolds|> CONF: I'm really glad I'm immune for the rest of the week 'cause now I have way more time to build my relationships with the ladies. This game is just way too distracting.
[22:42] <@DraHosting> AHOY, MATEY!
[22:42] <@DraHosting> THIS PIRATE THEMED MOVIE IS GOING TO BE A HIT AMONG THE KIDS....
[22:42] <+brian|||||||||> Oh I don't approve of pirates
[22:42] <+KarenSmith> AYE AYE COACH :D
[22:42] <@DraHosting> BUT ONE OF YOU, SADLY, WILL BE TAKING THE HIT TONIGHT.
[22:42] <+KarenSmith> See, I know movie stuff :P
[22:42] <+NedaKalantar> I never agreed to do kid movies.
[22:42] <@DraHosting> DENNIS, AS THE DIRECTOR, YOU CANNOT COMPETE, BUT YOU CAN SELECT SIX PEOPLE TO COMPETE IN THIS CHALLENGE.
[22:42] <+LJMcKanas> I don't like pirate movies.
[22:42] <+LJMcKanas> Not enough horses.
[22:43] <+brian|||||||||> Also kids movies normalize capitalism in the world
[22:43] <@DraHosting> PLEASE MAKE YOUR SELECTIONS OUT LOUD.
[22:43] <+KarenSmith> CONF: I am so smart <3
[22:43] <+KarenSmith> ME
[22:43] == brian||||||||| has changed nick to WokeBrian
[22:43] <@DraHosting> AS AN ADDITION, THE OUTGOING VIP CAN COMPETE.
[22:43] <+RickSanchez> What? Pirates? Pirates of the Pancreas? That was an awful ride. Way too realistic, and the pirates were too rapey. I gave it a 0/10.
[22:43] <+KarenSmith> I WANNA BE IN THE MOVIE :O
[22:43] <@DraHosting> BUT IF CHOSEN.
[22:43] <+DennisReynolds|> What was that impression? Like, a theme park mascot?
[22:43] <@DraHosting> DENNIS, PLEASE MAKE YOUR SELECTIONS IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
[22:43] <+KarenSmith> Dino, pick me :D
[22:43] <+RickSanchez> Ehhh? Was that me? I'm competing in this shit, Dennis. I have to get my revenge on the Pirates of the Pancreas.
[22:43] <+WokeBrian> Dennis I don't wanna play
[22:43] <+WokeBrian> you can count me out right about now
[22:43] <+morty_smith> whats going on?
[22:43] * NedaKalantar folds arms.
[22:43] <+LJMcKanas> I'm not much into pirates. Don't bother.
[22:43] <+KarenSmith> CONF: I've always wanted to be in a movie, I look the part... wait, that doesn't make any sense :/
[22:43] <+WokeBrian> Thanks Dennis I appreciate it Dennis but also no thanks Dennis
[22:44] <+KarenSmith> ... Did you guys die?
[22:44] <@DraHosting> DennisReynolds.
[22:44] <+KarenSmith> No one is talking..
[22:44] <+KarenSmith> Oh my god! :O
[22:44] <+NedaKalantar> Hey, Karen!
[22:44] <+KarenSmith> Oh yay, Darren is still alive
[22:44] <@JacobSartorius> dennis is thinking give him time babes!!
[22:44] <+KarenSmith> Oh my god, Nancy is too! :O
[22:44] <+SarahLacina> As a police officer I knew that Dennis won director
[22:45] <+DennisReynolds|> I will choose... RICK, NEDA, TEDDY, SARAH, MORTY, AND KAREN.
[22:45] <+SarahLacina> once Dra said Dennis won director.
[22:45] <+morty_smith> o-oh
[22:45] <+morty_smith> alright
[22:45] <+KarenSmith> THANKS DANI!
[22:45] <+RickSanchez> You're alive, Morty. That's what's going on. Be glad that some scary ass dick stealing aliens didn't steal your dick while you were sleeping? That would be heinous.
[22:45] <+NedaKalantar> What exactly are we competing for now?
[22:45] <+KarenSmith> I love you *kisses*
[22:45] <+DennisReynolds|> Thanks... you. @Karen
[22:45] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :o
[22:45] <@DraHosting> RICK, NEDA, TEDDY, SARAH, MORTY, AND KAREN. YOU WILL BE COMPETING FOR VIP STATUS THIS WEEK.
[22:45] * DennisReynolds| cringes slightly
[22:45] <+NedaKalantar> Oh. fun.
[22:45] <+KarenSmith> What's that?
[22:45] <+KatyaShmolovsky> SCREWED BY AMERICANS AGAIN.
[22:45] <@DraHosting> BECAUSE YOU GUYS TAKE FOREVER, THERE WILL BE NO STAR TASKS IN THIS GAME
[22:45] <@DraHosting> making for quicker VIPs
[22:45] <+KarenSmith> Does it come with money?
[22:45] <TeddyDuncan> Alright!
[22:45] <+KatyaShmolovsky> NO LOYALTY!
[22:45] <+LJMcKanas> Question about the VIP comp!
[22:45] <+DennisReynolds|> Yes, yes, you're welcome. I know you can do it!
[22:45] <+LJMcKanas> ...where
[22:45] <+LJMcKanas> ...is
[22:45] <+LJMcKanas> ...the vagina?
[22:45] <@JacobSartorius> TBH teddy i know you already said im too young but can i tell you something ?
[22:45] <@DraHosting> scream
[22:45] <+LJMcKanas> *laugh track*
[22:46] <@DraHosting> FOR THIS FAME TASK:
[22:46] <TeddyDuncan> Yes, Jacob?
[22:46] <@JacobSartorius> pleaseee girl give me one chance i have one more thing to say
[22:46] <@JacobSartorius> thanks baby
[22:46] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE COMPETING FOR THE LEAD ROLE OF PIRATE CAPTAIN FOR THE MOVIE, "AHOY MATEY!"
[22:46] <@DraHosting> YOU MUST POST:
[22:46] <@DraHosting> *JUMPS ONTO SHIP*
[22:46] <@JacobSartorius> i wrote a song for you tbh โค๏ธโค๏ธ
[22:46] <+KarenSmith> Oh my god, I'm a pirate :D
[22:46] <TeddyDuncan> Uhmmm... I'm all ears.
[22:46] <@DraHosting> *SWINGS FROM MASTS*
[22:46] <+KarenSmith> ARR!!
[22:46] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸŽค Chillin' with a hair tie, โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ No makeup, ๐Ÿ’„ ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘„ with some sweatpants on๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ—ฃ You know I can always be that guy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ You can think about me all night long๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ โค๏ธ
[22:46] <@DraHosting> *YELLS "AHOY, MATEY!"*
[22:46] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸŽค But I think you need something to think of me ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” Something that will keep you warm๐Ÿ˜ And show you we can be more than just this ๐Ÿ‘โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸŽค
[22:46] <@DraHosting> *ENGAGES IN PIRATE SHIP BATTLE*
[22:46] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸŽค Then you can wear my sweatshirt๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ‘• And you can tell your friends ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ‘ค ๐Ÿ‘ฅWe'll be together 'til the end ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธโค๏ธ
[22:46] <TeddyDuncan> Oh, dear! Can I listen to i--
[22:46] <@DraHosting> *ATTACKS THE OPPOSITION*
[22:46] <@DraHosting> ONCE YOU DO ALL OF THAT
[22:46] <@JacobSartorius> no girl im gonna serenade u
[22:46] <@DraHosting> PM ME FOR THE TRIVIA BASED GOSSIP TASK.
[22:46] <@DraHosting> GO!
[22:46] <+NedaKalantar> *jumps onto ship*
[22:46] <TeddyDuncan> *YELLS "AHOY, MATEY!"*
[22:46] <+NedaKalantar> *swings from masts*
[22:46] <+KarenSmith> *jumps onto ship*
[22:46] <TeddyDuncan> *jumps onto ship*
[22:46] <+KarenSmith> *swings from masts*
[22:46] <+NedaKalantar> *yells "AHOY, MATEY!"
[22:46] <+KarenSmith> *yells AHOY MATEY*
[22:47] <+NedaKalantar> *engages in pirate ship battle*
[22:47] <TeddyDuncan> *swings from masts*
[22:47] <+NedaKalantar> *attacks the opposition*
[22:47] <@JacobSartorius> *jumps onto ship*
[22:47] <+KarenSmith> *engages in pirate ship battle*
[22:47] <@JacobSartorius> *swings from masts*
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[22:47] <TeddyDuncan> *yells "ahoy matey!"*
[22:47] <@JacobSartorius> *yells AHOY MATEY*
[22:47] <+KarenSmith> *attacks the opposititon*
[22:47] <@JacobSartorius> *engages in pirate ship battle*
[22:47] <TeddyDuncan> *attacks the opposition*
[22:47] <@JacobSartorius> *attacks the opposition*
[22:47] <TeddyDuncan> *engages in pirate ship battle*
[22:47] <+RickSanchez> Wait what?
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[22:47] <+RickSanchez> *jumps onto ship*
[22:47] <+RickSanchez> *swings from masts*
[22:47] <+RickSanchez> *yells "ahoy, matey!"*
[22:47] <+KatyaShmolovsky> GO, GOOD AMERICAN MAN, GO!
[22:47] <+morty_smith> oh
[22:47] <+RickSanchez> *engages in pirate ship battle*
[22:47] <+morty_smith> oh no
[22:47] <+LJMcKanas> Hey, Dennis
[22:47] <+RickSanchez> *attacks the opposition*
[22:47] <+LJMcKanas> Since you're the director
[22:47] <+WokeBrian> Wow you got this guys i'm so proud of you
[22:47] <@JacobSartorius> teddy did you not like my song..๐Ÿ’ฏ
[22:47] <+LJMcKanas> I figured I'd pass my idea on to you.
[22:48] <+morty_smith> *JUMPS ONTO SHIP*
[22:48] <@JacobSartorius> let me sing it again
[22:48] <+LJMcKanas> What if one of the pirates...
[22:48] <+LJMcKanas> get this...
[22:48] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸŽค Chillin' with a hair tie, โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ No makeup, ๐Ÿ’„ ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘„ with some sweatpants on๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ—ฃ You know I can always be that guy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ You can think about me all night long๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ โค๏ธ
[22:48] <+morty_smith> *SWINGS FROM MASTS*
[22:48] <+RickSanchez> Morty you're even slower than ME! Get it together!
[22:48] <+LJMcKanas> was a horse?
[22:48] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸŽค But I think you need something to think of me ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” Something that will keep you warm๐Ÿ˜ And show you we can be more than just this ๐Ÿ‘โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸŽค
[22:48] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸŽค Then you can wear my sweatshirt๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ‘• And you can tell your friends ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ‘ค ๐Ÿ‘ฅWe'll be together 'til the end ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธโค๏ธ
[22:48] <+morty_smith> *YELLS "AHOY, MATEY!"*
[22:48] <+morty_smith> *ENGAGES IN PIRATE SHIP BATTLE*
[22:48] <+morty_smith> *ATTACKS THE OPPOSITION*
[22:48] <@JacobSartorius> we'll be together forever baby teddy โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ ilysm girl damn ive never felt this way before
[22:48] <+LJMcKanas> What about ten minutes ago with Sarah>?
[22:49] * LJMcKanas pets imaginary horse shadily
[22:49] <@JacobSartorius> teddy's sooo gorgeous tbh sarah's got nothing on her โค๏ธโค๏ธ when i look into her eyes i get butterflies
[22:49] <+LordGregory> *comes back from bathroom* oh well, I don't care for this. I'm gonna wait it out in there. You all, have fun.
[22:49] <+WokeBrian> You're quite the ladies man
[22:49] <+LJMcKanas> Ah... I believe in love, too. But just... with a horse.
[22:49] <+WokeBrian> Well what if
[22:49] <+WokeBrian> There were more than just ladies
[22:49] <@JacobSartorius> I want you all to myself... ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜š rt if you're single (;
[22:49] <+LJMcKanas> What if there were also horses!
[22:49] <+WokeBrian> There are not horses.
[22:49] <@JacobSartorius> I love music almost as much as I love youuuuuuu teddy
[22:50] <+LJMcKanas> Aw. :(
[22:50] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS NEDA!
[22:50] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S VIP COMPETITION!!!!!!
[22:50] <+KarenSmith> WOW
[22:50] <+morty_smith> oh
[22:50] <+KarenSmith> I WON :'(
[22:50] <+morty_smith> congrats
[22:50] <TeddyDuncan> Sorry I didn't hear your song Jacob, I was busy! That was a very good song.
[22:50] <TeddyDuncan> Congratulations Neda!
[22:50] <@DraHosting> America will now vote for an MVP. Please move to main chat for the vote.
[22:50] <TeddyDuncan> Good luck Teddy!
[22:50] <+RickSanchez> Who the hell is that? I didn't know we even had a Neda in this game. Seems like a bunch of alien bullshit rigged to make us all die tonight. Well I'M not gonna die, Morty. Neither are you.
[22:51] <+DennisReynolds|> Congratulations, Neda!
[22:51] <+LordGregory> I also didn't realize Neda was a person that existed.
[22:51] <+KarenSmith> Make me MVP!
[22:51] <+DennisReynolds|> I knew you could do it, which is why I chose you!
[22:51] <+LJMcKanas> Hey Gregory
[22:51] <+LJMcKanas> fuck you
[22:51] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜š good job neda
[22:51] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS, RICK! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S MVP VOTE!!!
[22:52] <+KarenSmith> Yay Ryder <3
[22:52] <+WokeBrian> Hey Gregory do you have any cool wines
[22:52] <TeddyDuncan> It's funny Gregory, the only times I've seen you talk is about how you're this and that... yet we've seen nothing.
[22:52] <+WokeBrian> Rich people always seem to have a ton of wine
[22:52] <@DraHosting> Alright.
[22:52] <@DraHosting> Just a reminder.
[22:52] <@DraHosting> Neda, as the VIP, you cannot vote - but you are immune.
[22:52] <TeddyDuncan> Oh, and also how you haven't noticed someone. Which comes across as quite ironic.
[22:52] <@DraHosting> Rick, as the MVP, you are able to vote and you are immune.
[22:52] <+LordGregory> Yes, plenty.
[22:52] <@DraHosting> Dennis, as the Director, you are immune.
[22:52] <+KarenSmith> I WAS RIGHT
[22:52] <+RickSanchez> The MVP?
[22:52] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *smooches Rick*
[22:52] <@DraHosting> The rest of you are fair game tonight.
[22:52] <+KarenSmith> RYDER CAN VOTE!
[22:52] <+RickSanchez> RIKKI TIKKI TAVI, BIIIIEEEEOTCH
[22:52] <+KarenSmith> I am smart :D
[22:52] <@DraHosting> Please send in your votes immediately.
[22:52] <@DraHosting> They are due by 10:57
[22:52] <@DraHosting> HARD. 10::57.
[22:52] <@DraHosting> If you do not vote. you will self vote
[22:53] <+LJMcKanas> How am I not MVP?
[22:53] <+RickSanchez> Ah, yeah. See those smooches? Those were hardcore smooches. Like, anyone who's attracted to good old Uncle Rick should take note of those smooches. My mom never gave me smooches of those caliber. Hear that, Morty?
[22:53] <+LJMcKanas> Do people not remember me from my whirlwind run on Survivor: Cagey-Anne?
[22:53] <+RickSanchez> You need a woman who can give you that type of loving. Love may be meaningless and cruel and corrupt, but it's still nice in the short term. Mildly nice. Very mildly.
[22:53] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): Winning VIP was a risky move. I don't think it was a good move either, and I regretted it almost instantly.
[22:53] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *taps Morty on the nose*
[22:54] <+KatyaShmolovsky> You can call me grandma, little American man.
[22:55] <+RickSanchez> Whooooooa! That was not something I was expecting. Jesus, Katya, don't move so quickly. You'll give your old man a heart attack.
[22:55] <+NedaKalantar> Uh Katya, you're from Russia right?
[22:55] <+NedaKalantar> Beautiful language, they have.
[22:55] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Yes, very beautiful.
[22:55] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ฒ im sorry tbh to who i voted :( obviously not my allies or the hotties ;)
[22:55] <+LJMcKanas> I WILL TELL YOU
[22:55] <+LJMcKanas> What is beautiful.
[22:55] <+LJMcKanas> A fully
[22:55] <+LJMcKanas> erect
[22:55] <+LJMcKanas> horse
[22:55] <+LJMcKanas> penis
[22:56] <+LJMcKanas> Nah I'm just joking I'm not gay.
[22:56] <TeddyDuncan> I'm...
[22:56] <+LJMcKanas> fucking gross
[22:56] <+morty_smith> there's nothing wrong with being gay
[22:56] <+morty_smith> i think?
[22:56] <TeddyDuncan> No, there is not!
[22:56] <+RickSanchez> Fully erect horse penis? Jesus, LJ, I've seen one of those. My daughter Beth once performed surgery on a horse in the middle of my damn living room. Morty was there too. He saw the whole thing. I think that's when Morty finally transformed from a boy to a man. Heh-heh, isn't that right, Morty? Isn't-- *belches* -- that right?
[22:56] <+NedaKalantar> Being gay is fine, LJ if you are.
[22:56] <+LJMcKanas> Nah I just like the girl horses.
[22:57] <+LJMcKanas> I don't care if you're gay
[22:57] <+LJMcKanas> I just think it's... weird that anyone could be attracted to that
[22:57] * LJMcKanas literally fucks horses
[22:57] <+WokeBrian> It's okay man
[22:57] <+WokeBrian> We don't judge in these circles
[22:57] <@DraHosting> Celebrities, the votes are in.
[22:57] <+WokeBrian> I ate a starfish once
[22:57] <+DennisReynolds|> Yes, I'm very accepting.
[22:57] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to LJ
[22:57] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Teddy
[22:57] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Sarah
[22:57] <+LJMcKanas> Hey now.
[22:57] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Rick
[22:57] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Jacob
[22:58] <+DennisReynolds|> Just like how I always accept my retarded sister.
[22:58] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Morty
[22:58] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Karen
[22:58] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ฒ thankss
[22:58] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Brian
[22:58] <+RickSanchez> Lick -- lick -- lick my balls!
[22:58] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Dennis
[22:58] <@DraHosting> Katya and Gregory.
[22:58] <@DraHosting> You are the bottom two tonight.
[22:58] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :-O
[22:58] <+KarenSmith> YAY I GET ANOTHER GIFT CARD
[22:58] <+RickSanchez> Haha, yeah! I say that all the time!
[22:58] <@DraHosting> One of you is going home.
[22:58] <@DraHosting> By a vote of 6-5......
[22:58] <@DraHosting> x
[22:58] <@DraHosting> x
[22:58] <@DraHosting> x
[22:58] <@DraHosting> x
[22:58] <@DraHosting> x
[22:58] <@DraHosting> x
[22:58] <@DraHosting> x
[22:58] <@DraHosting> x
[22:58] <+KarenSmith> Katie went home :D
[22:58] <+NedaKalantar> ...
[22:58] <@DraHosting> Katya.
[22:58] <+NedaKalantar> how is it 6-5?
[22:58] <@DraHosting> Your show is crazy.
[22:58] <@DraHosting> Gregory.
[22:58] <@DraHosting> Your show has been cancelled.
[22:58] <+NedaKalantar> There's 11 of us, and I couldn
[22:58] <+LJMcKanas> FUCK YES!
[22:58] <+KarenSmith> BUT HOW?
[22:58] <+NedaKalantar> I couldn't even vote.
[22:58] <+KatyaShmolovsky> AH!
[22:58] <+RickSanchez> What is this? This is a bunch of bullshit if you ask me. I finally had a hot Russian sexual partner and -- WHAT?!
[22:58] * LJMcKanas fist pumps
[22:58] <TeddyDuncan> *she takes out her video cam* See this, Charlie? It means I'm 1 step closer to my own TV show. "Good Luck, Teddy" is coming to end your *beep*!!
[22:59] <+LJMcKanas> FUCK YOU GREG!
[22:59] <+LJMcKanas> FUCKING HORSE KILLER
[22:59] <+RickSanchez> WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB, MORTY, WE'RE DOING SO SOLID
[22:59] <SarahLacina> Bye Greg. :(
[22:59] <+LordGregory> Oh, well I believe that's uncalled for.
[22:59] <@DraHosting> there are 12 people neda
[22:59] <+DennisReynolds|> Who is Charlie, Teddy?
[22:59] <+LJMcKanas> I didn't vote for you, actually.
[22:59] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *grabs Rick*
[22:59] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Almost being voted out...
[22:59] <+LJMcKanas> But fuck you regardless.
[22:59] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Makes me HORNY.
[22:59] <+morty_smith> wow!
[22:59] <+NedaKalantar> Ah, gotcha.
[22:59] <+KarenSmith> MJ voted for Grig
[22:59] <+LordGregory> I don't really remember killing any horses.
[22:59] <+WokeBrian> I'm slightly stunned
[22:59] <+KarenSmith> That is so rude, he was nice and hot
[22:59] <TeddyDuncan> She is my younger sister. She has a show called after herself... Quite the star, she is.
[22:59] <+WokeBrian> That said. Overthrow the weatlhy
[22:59] <@JacobSartorius> woww another close vote!
[22:59] == RickSanchez changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Jacob, Brian, Dennis, Karen, Katya, LJ, Morty, Neda, Rick, Sarah, Teddy
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[22:59] <+LordGregory> Well, this was fun. I'll leave some money under my pillow. Whoever wants it can take it.
[23:00] <@DraHosting> ---NEXT EPISODE---
[23:00] <@DraHosting> Gregory pm me on main
[23:00] <+NedaKalantar> This is clearly interesting guys, right?
[23:00] <+NedaKalantar> There's a clear line drawn in the sand.
[23:00] <+KarenSmith> We have a SANDBOX?
[23:00] <+KarenSmith> Yay!
[23:01] <+NedaKalantar> Yeah, Karen.
[23:01] <+LJMcKanas> Horses don't run well in sand.
[23:01] <+NedaKalantar> Why don't you go build a sandcastle?? ^^
[23:01] <+LJMcKanas> They trip.
[23:01] <+KarenSmith> Oh my god, let's go play :D
[23:01] <@DraHosting> Everyone, please gather around in the living room.
[23:01] <+KarenSmith> Also guys
[23:01] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *gathers round in the living room*
[23:01] <@DraHosting> -a button rises out of the floor near the couch-
[23:01] <@DraHosting> This......is an interesting twist returning from TV Stars Road Trip.
[23:01] <TeddyDuncan> *presses the button*
[23:01] <SarahLacina> A TWIST?
[23:01] <+RickSanchez> Oh SHIT, that's a galaxy self destruct button. NOBODY PRESS THAT BUTTO--
[23:01] <@DraHosting> If exactly FIVE people press the button after I finish speaking
[23:01] <@DraHosting> A double elimination will occur.
[23:01] <+LJMcKanas> Oh yes, that season we all totally remember and watched.
[23:01] <@DraHosting> This can happen at ANY POINT in this game.
[23:01] <+KarenSmith> Katherine, Jayson, Ryder, Monty, and Denny all have an ALLIANCE
[23:01] <@DraHosting> But the option is here for you.
[23:01] * LJMcKanas presses button
[23:01] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *presses button*
[23:01] <+LJMcKanas> fuck these people
[23:01] <SarahLacina> I'm playing this game like a criminal.
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[23:01] <+KarenSmith> Yes, I now know what that word means
[23:01] * SarahLacina presses button
[23:01] <InterdimensionAd> hey listen
[23:01] <@DraHosting> You may contemplate pressing the button now.
[23:02] <InterdimensionAd> is your mouth really tiny and small?
[23:02] <@JacobSartorius> presses button tbh~
[23:02] * SarahLacina presses button
[23:02] <InterdimensionAd> then why don't you come on down to Lil Bits
[23:02] <+KarenSmith> *presses button*
[23:02] <@JacobSartorius> gotta take chances just like in my music!
[23:02] <+KarenSmith> I like buttons :D
[23:02] * DennisReynolds| presses button
[23:02] <+DennisReynolds|> I like to live on the edge.
[23:02] <+RickSanchez> Hey, Morty, look, check this out! It's interdimensional TV! Haha, check that out, Morty! Look at this high quality entertainment!
[23:02] <@DraHosting> that is 4 presses already
[23:02] <+KarenSmith> I also want Katherine, Jayson, Ryder, Monty, and Denny to go home
[23:02] <+LJMcKanas> The closer I get to having a house alone with Chestnut
[23:02] <@JacobSartorius> I support the BLT community tbh โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ’› ๐Ÿ’š ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’œ
[23:02] <@DraHosting> one more press will do it
[23:02] <+LJMcKanas> The better
[23:02] <+KarenSmith> Because they are sitting at the WRONG TABLE
[23:02] <InterdimensionAd> It looks like regular food but really tiny
[23:02] * RickSanchez presses button
[23:02] <InterdimensionAd> you can put it in your mouth and eat it
[23:02] <+RickSanchez> Screw it. Everything's meaningless.
[23:02] <+LJMcKanas> *presses button*
[23:02] <+KarenSmith> So let's send them home guys <3
[23:02] <InterdimensionAd> It's just tiny and tiny and fits right in
[23:02] <TeddyDuncan> Me too, Karen! I just don't like when my buttons get pushed. *stares at Gregory*
[23:02] <@DraHosting> the button has been pressed enough times
[23:02] <InterdimensionAd> we got--tiny lasagna
[23:02] <@DraHosting> Here is how things will work.
[23:02] <InterdimensionAd> tiny pizza pie
[23:02] <@JacobSartorius> end homophone โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ’› ๐Ÿ’š ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’œ
[23:02] <InterdimensionAd> we got little tiny--fried eggs
[23:02] <InterdimensionAd> oh shit! we got tiny people!
[23:02] <@DraHosting> We will still do the Director's Competition and VIP competition
[23:02] <@DraHosting> and MVP vote.
[23:02] <@DraHosting> However, tonight, after one person is sent home
[23:03] <@DraHosting> you will immediately send home someone else.
[23:03] <InterdimensionAd> eat some fuckin stupid shit, you fuckin bitch! haha just kiddin
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[23:03] <+NedaKalantar> This is a clearly divided house.
[23:03] <@DraHosting> So by winning immunity for this round...
[23:03] <+KarenSmith> Yay, two people are leaving the house <3
[23:03] <@DraHosting> you are staying alive for TWO eliminations.
[23:03] <+KarenSmith> I'm already alive, Dra
[23:03] <+LJMcKanas> Time to bring back the old
[23:03] <@DraHosting> And in this game, where the house is so divided
[23:03] <+LJMcKanas> LJ Challenge Beast
[23:03] <@DraHosting> You may need it more than you think.
[23:03] <+LJMcKanas> mantra
[23:03] <@DraHosting> It is now time for the DIRECTOR'S COMPETITION.
[23:03] <@DraHosting> This competition is known as "Stand Tall".
[23:03] <@DraHosting> It's easy.
[23:03] <@DraHosting> When I ask how tall you stand
[23:03] <+LJMcKanas> I'm fairly tall
[23:03] <@DraHosting> you reply, "I stand tall!"
[23:03] <+LJMcKanas> Even taller on a horse.
[23:03] <+DennisReynolds|> (Can I play again?)
[23:03] <@DraHosting> This definitely isn't a ripoff of a shitty RP challenge.
[23:04] <+NedaKalantar> So I can't compete then correct?
[23:04] <+LJMcKanas> And I'm... always on ahorse.
[23:04] <@DraHosting> Yes Dennis you can win again
[23:04] <+RickSanchez> Haha, hear that, Morty? TWO people are gonna be purged tonight! Hear that? I hope it's not one of those sexy ladies of yours, Morty. Yeah, you know, the ones you-- *belches* -- the ones you have steamy dreams about, Morty.
[23:04] <+KarenSmith> Why can't I stand short @Dra
[23:04] <@DraHosting> This is the Director's Competition - EVERYONE can compete
[23:04] <@DraHosting> EVERYONE can win.
[23:04] <+KarenSmith> That is so rude to short people
[23:04] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I am 6'4". I stand tall.
[23:04] <@DraHosting> The last person who posts is eliminated from the challenge.
[23:04] <@JacobSartorius> I m I n L o v e W I t h Y o u
[23:04] <@JacobSartorius> teddy
[23:04] <+WokeBrian> I'm 5'7 but height doesn't matter
[23:04] <TeddyDuncan> *blushes* Oh, stop it you...
[23:04] <+KarenSmith> Guys, I am not going to play today
[23:04] <@DraHosting> LET'S GET IT STARTED.
[23:04] <+WokeBrian> The characteristics gifted to us
[23:04] <+morty_smith> hi
[23:04] <@JacobSartorius> If I said I liked you would you love me back tho ยฟ
[23:04] <+WokeBrian> have n o effect on the way we live
[23:04] <@DraHosting> ROUND ONE.
[23:04] <+morty_smith> I stand tall!
[23:04] <@DraHosting> HOW TALL DO YOU STAND?
[23:04] <+KarenSmith> Cause what Darren is doing is BULLYING
[23:04] <+NedaKalantar> *I stand tall*
[23:04] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I stand tall
[23:04] <+DennisReynolds|> I stand tall!
[23:04] <+morty_smith> I stand tall
[23:04] <+WokeBrian> I stand tall
[23:04] <@JacobSartorius> I stand tall
[23:04] <+RickSanchez> I stand tall
[23:04] <+WokeBrian> Actually that's not true
[23:04] <+LJMcKanas> I stand tall!
[23:04] <TeddyDuncan> I stand tall
[23:04] <+NedaKalantar> I stand tall!
[23:04] <+WokeBrian> Dang it
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[23:05] <SarahLacina> I stand tall
[23:05] <+NedaKalantar> I am here to STAY, today.
[23:05] <SarahLacina> as a police officer.
[23:05] <+RickSanchez> Katya? Whoooooa, I didn't know you stood THAT tall. You know, you're all hunched over and jazz. But that's sexy. I like me a statuesque woman.
[23:05] <@DraHosting> someone didn't post
[23:05] <@DraHosting> who was it
[23:05] <+KarenSmith> *touches boobs* There is a 5 percent chance that I won this challenge, that is so awesome
[23:05] <+KatyaShmolovsky> ;)
[23:05] <+KarenSmith> Me :D
[23:05] <+KatyaShmolovsky> @Rick
[23:05] <@DraHosting> Karen is eliminated.
[23:05] <+KarenSmith> So does that mean I win?
[23:05] <+KarenSmith> AWW :(
[23:05] <+LJMcKanas> Good job, girl!
[23:05] <@DraHosting> NEXT ROUND.
[23:05] * NedaKalantar facepalms
[23:05] <@DraHosting> HOW TALL DO YOU STAND?
[23:05] <+NedaKalantar> I stand tall
[23:05] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I stand tall
[23:05] <+RickSanchez> I stand tall
[23:05] <+LJMcKanas> (CONF): She didn't actually do a good job.
[23:05] <SarahLacina> i STAND TALL.
[23:05] <TeddyDuncan> I stand tall
[23:05] <+LJMcKanas> I stand tall.
[23:05] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): What the fuck Karen? Ugh.
[23:05] <@JacobSartorius> i stand tall
[23:06] <@DraHosting> two more of you have to post
[23:06] <+DennisReynolds|> I stand tall!
[23:06] <+RickSanchez> (CONF): I'm not in love with Katya. There's no way. I don't even know if she's human. Plus, what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, you know, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Morty's parents are gonna do it. Hell, everyone on this planet is gonna do it sometime. It's meaningless.
[23:06] <+WokeBrian> Oh dang it
[23:06] <+WokeBrian> I stand tall?
[23:06] <TeddyDuncan> Oh my God...
[23:06] <TeddyDuncan> Someone might have to call the police for a sick obsession.
[23:07] <+LJMcKanas> The thing about fucking horses is
[23:07] <@DraHosting> Morty did not post.
[23:07] <@DraHosting> He is eliminated.
[23:07] <+LJMcKanas> you need to stand while doing it
[23:07] <@DraHosting> NEXT ROUND.
[23:07] <+KarenSmith> Monty, come sit with me :D
[23:07] <@DraHosting> HOW TALL DO YOU STAND?
[23:07] <TeddyDuncan> ...
[23:07] <+LJMcKanas> because their lady bits are very high up
[23:07] <+NedaKalantar> I stand tall
[23:07] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I stand tall
[23:07] <+RickSanchez> I stand tall
[23:07] <+DennisReynolds|> I stand tall!
[23:07] <@JacobSartorius> i stand tall
[23:07] <+WokeBrian> I stand tall
[23:07] <TeddyDuncan> I stand tall
[23:07] <+LJMcKanas> I stand tall.
[23:07] <+KarenSmith> We should talk
[23:07] <SarahLacina> I stand tall.
[23:07] <+NedaKalantar> Very high up? LJ, they're horses, they're supposed to be tall.
[23:07] <+LJMcKanas> Yes.
[23:07] <+LJMcKanas> Just sayin'.
[23:07] <+NedaKalantar> Interesting.
[23:07] <@DraHosting> Sarah was last.
[23:07] <@DraHosting> She is eliminated.
[23:07] <@DraHosting> NEXT ROUND.
[23:07] <@DraHosting> HOW TALL DO YOU STAND?
[23:07] <+LJMcKanas> I stand tall.
[23:07] <TeddyDuncan> I stand tall
[23:07] <+RickSanchez> Aw, come ON, MORTY! What are you doing?! You can't let your guard down this easy! This is almost worse than when I saw you jacking off to crudely-drawn Gazorpazorpfield porn in the kitchen that one time. It wasn't even well-made. It was just Gazorpazorpfield with tits.
[23:07] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I stand tall
[23:07] <@JacobSartorius> i stand tall
[23:07] <+RickSanchez> I stand tall
[23:08] <+NedaKalantar> I stand tall
[23:08] <+morty_smith> I stand tall!
[23:08] <+DennisReynolds|> I stand tall!
[23:08] <+morty_smith> i'm sorry rick!
[23:08] <@DraHosting> Brian is eliminated.
[23:08] <@DraHosting> NEXT ROUND.
[23:08] <+WokeBrian> awman
[23:08] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I stand tall
[23:08] <+KatyaShmolovsky> ooop
[23:08] <@DraHosting> HOW TALL DO YOU STAND?
[23:08] <+NedaKalantar> I stand tall
[23:08] <TeddyDuncan> I stand tall
[23:08] <@JacobSartorius> i stand tall
[23:08] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I stand tall
[23:08] <+DennisReynolds|> I stand tall!
[23:08] <+LJMcKanas> I stand... tall.
[23:09] <@JacobSartorius> late nights with teddy on my mind ๐Ÿ˜š...
[23:09] <+RickSanchez> I stnad tall
[23:09] <+LJMcKanas> Even taller when I'm on a horse.
[23:09] <+LJMcKanas> And I'm ALWAYS on a horse.
[23:09] * LJMcKanas winks at imaginary horse
[23:09] <@DraHosting> Rick posted last.
[23:09] <@DraHosting> He is eliminated.
[23:09] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :'(
[23:09] <+RickSanchez> Aw, come ON! I better not have been the last person there. If I do I'm suing this show for wanting me to die.
[23:09] <@DraHosting> LJ - TEDDY - KATYA - JACOB - NEDA - DENNIS
[23:09] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I stand tall
[23:09] <@DraHosting> HOW TALL DO YOU STAND?
[23:09] <+NedaKalantar> I stand tall
[23:09] <TeddyDuncan> I stand tall
[23:09] <@JacobSartorius> i stand tall
[23:09] <+LJMcKanas> I stand tall.
[23:09] <+RickSanchez> Go blow it out your ass, Hosting. I'm going to turn you into the federation one of these days.
[23:09] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I stand tall
[23:09] <+DennisReynolds|> I stand tall!
[23:09] <@DraHosting> Dennis posted last.
[23:09] <@DraHosting> He is eliminated.
[23:09] <+DennisReynolds|> That genuinely seems wrong.
[23:09] <@DraHosting> HOW TALL DO YOU STAND?
[23:09] <+DennisReynolds|> But okay.
[23:09] <@JacobSartorius> i stand tall
[23:09] <+NedaKalantar> I stand tall.
[23:09] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I stand tall
[23:09] <+LJMcKanas> I stand tal.
 [23:09] <+LJMcKanas> I stand tall.
[23:09] <TeddyDuncan> I stand tall
[23:10] <+RickSanchez> Morty, this is perfect. We're both out. Now we can go to the spaceship and have some nice, wholesome grandpa-grandson bonding time.
[23:10] <@DraHosting> Teddy was fifth and final to post
[23:10] <@DraHosting> She is eliminated
[23:10] <+RickSanchez> How about you watch me chug like four beers? Would that be good?
[23:10] <@JacobSartorius> ohh dang
[23:10] <TeddyDuncan> Kaboodle!
[23:10] <@DraHosting> HOW TALL DO YOU STAND?
[23:10] <+NedaKalantar> I stand tall.
[23:10] <@JacobSartorius> i stand tall
[23:10] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I stand tall
[23:10] <+LJMcKanas> I stand tall.
[23:10] <@DraHosting> LJ is eliminated.
[23:10] <@DraHosting> final three.
[23:10] <@DraHosting> HOW TALL DO YOU STAND?
[23:10] <@JacobSartorius> i stand tall
[23:10] <+NedaKalantar> I stand tall
[23:10] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I stand tall
[23:10] <@DraHosting> Katya is eliminated.
[23:10] <+LJMcKanas> Beaten by a buncha rules..
[23:10] <+KarenSmith> BYE KATIE HAHA
[23:10] <@DraHosting> Neda vs Jacob.
[23:10] <@DraHosting> HOW TALL DO YOU STAND?
[23:10] <+NedaKalantar> I stand tall
[23:10] <@JacobSartorius> i stand tall
[23:10] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS NEDA
[23:10] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS DIRECTOR COMPETITION!
[23:10] <+KatyaShmolovsky> UGh!
[23:10] <@JacobSartorius> good jobb baby girl <3
[23:10] <TeddyDuncan> Congratulations!!
[23:10] <+WokeBrian> Hey good job man
[23:10] <+KatyaShmolovsky> have you not gotten over the cold war?!
[23:10] <+KatyaShmolovsky> @Drs
[23:10] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Dra *
[23:10] <+NedaKalantar> So what do I win exactly/get to do?
[23:10] <TeddyDuncan> *sitcom audience claps and cheers*
[23:10] <@DraHosting> baby are you ready for this cold warrrrr?
[23:10] <@DraHosting> @katya
[23:11] <+KatyaShmolovsky> ... What?
[23:11] <+RickSanchez> Ugh. How does she keep WINNING? That's it, there's no way Neda is human. Morty, look at her. Her skin looks suspiciously chrome. She's obviously a cyborg engineered to perform perfectly in these challenges without fail.
[23:11] <+WokeBrian> What was that man
[23:11] <@JacobSartorius> (it's not that katya @dra)
[23:11] <+LJMcKanas> Rick, between you and me...
[23:11] <+WokeBrian> You can't make jokes about an intense geopolitical affair that ushered in postmodern art and created some of the worst disasters humanity has to own up to
[23:11] <+LJMcKanas> Neda is totally not normal.
[23:11] <+LJMcKanas> A real kook.
[23:11] <+LJMcKanas> Weirdo.
[23:11] <+NedaKalantar> Excuse me?
[23:11] * LJMcKanas pets imaginary horse
[23:11] <+RickSanchez> LJ, in other news, water is wet. Thanks, man.
[23:11] <+KarenSmith> Neda, put up the mean people
[23:11] <+LJMcKanas> Oh hey Neda!
[23:11] <@DraHosting> Neda you have just a few minutes to decide the cast of this next movie.
[23:11] <+WokeBrian> Plus the Cold War was the start of when America was not all that great, yknow. Pretty crazy, probably, to you
[23:11] <@DraHosting> You must pick SIX PLAYERS.
[23:11] <@DraHosting> and state them in all CAPITAL LETTERS.
[23:11] <+WokeBrian> I think we should overthrow all nation borders
[23:11] <+RickSanchez> I really needed that one, you know. LJ -- *belches* -- I really needed that one.
[23:11] <+WokeBrian> We live in the world
[23:11] <+NedaKalantar> Excuse me.
[23:11] <+WokeBrian> We gotta care about our planet
[23:12] <+NedaKalantar> What exactly do I win for being the Director?
[23:12] <+NedaKalantar> Immunity/still getting to vote????
[23:12] <+RickSanchez> Pick me, Neda. Otherwise I'll vaporize you or something. Come on, pick me. I'm not going to win. There's 0 chance I'm going to win this. I'm old and flabby, Neda. Just pick me.
[23:12] <+KatyaShmolovsky> And me!
[23:12] <@JacobSartorius> neda tbh u should pick me just for the sake of being close...
[23:12] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
[23:12] <+KarenSmith> Pick Ricky, Daniel, Katie, Monty, Brady, and Jayson @Nancy
[23:12] <+DennisReynolds|> Neda, I think a nice girl like you would pick me since I picked you last time. It only makes sense.
[23:12] <TeddyDuncan> Now, now Rick. This type of threatening is not safe for younger audiences watching!
[23:12] <+NedaKalantar> Dra.
[23:12] <+KarenSmith> They all need to not vote so we can win :D
[23:12] <+NedaKalantar> Can you maybe answer my damn question?
[23:12] <@DraHosting> Neda you are immune
[23:12] <@DraHosting> you can vote
[23:12] <@DraHosting> please pm me your questions
[23:12] <+NedaKalantar> thank you.
[23:13] <+RickSanchez> Threatening? What? No, I'm just making silly jokes. Totally light-hearted. Come on, Teddy. You remind me of Summer. God. Always bitching and moaning. It really lets me down sometimes, you know?
[23:13] <+LJMcKanas> Can I pm you a question?
[23:13] <+LJMcKanas> Cuz I have one/
[23:13] == mode/#TVStars [+v SarahLacina] by DraHosting
[23:13] == mode/#TVStars [+v TeddyDuncan] by DraHosting
[23:13] <+KarenSmith> Pick Ricky, Daniel, Katie, Monty, Brady, and Jayson @Nancy
[23:14] <+KarenSmith> They need TO GO
[23:14] <+WokeBrian> Wow okay
[23:14] <+NedaKalantar> okay.
[23:14] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Pick me!!!
[23:14] <+WokeBrian> Thanks Karen. I thought we had a unifying bond
[23:14] <+DennisReynolds|> Kat, I really don't think you understand this.
[23:14] <+NedaKalantar> I choose...
[23:14] * RickSanchez chugs flask
[23:14] <@JacobSartorius> Talking to you guys really makes my dayโค๏ธ
[23:14] <+KarenSmith> Our onion is cut @Brady
[23:14] <+WokeBrian> Wow
[23:14] <+NedaKalantar> KAREN, JACOB, BRIAN, DENNIS, MORTY, RICK
[23:14] <+KarenSmith> We no longer have an obion
[23:14] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :o
[23:14] <+KarenSmith> NANCY
[23:14] <+TeddyDuncan> W-what?! *covers her mouth in shock* I am not a bitch! I am not bitching. You need to check your male privilege!
[23:14] <+KarenSmith> WHAT THE HECK?
[23:14] <+RickSanchez> Hahahahaha! Look at that, Morty! We got it! Wubba lubba dub dub, am I right?!
[23:14] <@DraHosting> Karen, Jacob, Brian, Dennis, Morty, Rick
[23:14] <@JacobSartorius> aw thank u neda I love you like a fresh pair of Jordans~~
[23:14] <+WokeBrian> That means...That means so little to me
[23:14] <+WokeBrian> You suck
[23:14] <@DraHosting> Only one of you six can win the next VIP.
[23:14] <@DraHosting> The rest of you are ineligible.
[23:15] <@DraHosting> THIS WEEK, WE ARE FILMING THE HIT NEW SUPERHERO THEMED MOVIE
[23:15] <+KarenSmith> I didn't want to compete...
[23:15] <@DraHosting> SUPERHERO JUSTICE!
[23:15] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE COMPETING FOR THE LEAD ROLE OF ULTIMATE SUPERHERO OF THE UNIVERSE!
[23:15] <+WokeBrian> Superheroes
[23:15] <+WokeBrian> I always liked Aquaman
[23:15] <+KarenSmith> What's my power? :o
[23:15] <+LJMcKanas> That's an excellent movie title.
[23:15] <+KarenSmith> Is it my ESPN
[23:15] <+WokeBrian> My parents only showed me reruns of Super Friends
[23:15] <+LJMcKanas> That'd be like naming the movie about me The Guy Named LJ Who Fucks Horses
[23:15] <@DraHosting> FOR THIS FILM, YOU MUST PARTICIPATE IN A FIGHT SCENE FOR THE FAME TASK.
[23:15] <+KarenSmith> Oh my god, I am Karen Smith... the superhero <3
[23:15] <+WokeBrian> That was all we had on our dumb TV
[23:15] <@DraHosting> ONCE YOU COMPLETE IT, PM ME FOR THE NEXT TASK.
[23:15] <@DraHosting> YOU MUST POST
[23:15] <+DennisReynolds|> Well, that's vague.
[23:15] <@DraHosting> *PUNCHES VILLAIN IN THE FACE*
[23:15] <+RickSanchez> Come on. This sounds cheesy. I'd rather play Roy. Roy's a fun game, huh, Morty? You remember that one, Morty? It was really funny, right?
[23:15] <@DraHosting> *DODGES ATTACK*
[23:15] <@DraHosting> *LEAPS OVER BARRIER*
[23:15] <@DraHosting> *SNEAKS TO THE COMPUTER*
[23:15] <@DraHosting> *INPUTS KILL CODE*
[23:15] <@DraHosting> *DODGES EXPLOSION*
[23:15] <@DraHosting> *ATTACKS THE VILLAIN AGAIN*
[23:15] <@DraHosting> *SAVES THE DAY*
[23:16] <+RickSanchez> Hahahaha, I do that every day. Come on, Hosting. You're really underestimating my capabilities here.
[23:16] <@DraHosting> GET THIS DOWN, BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO BEGIN....
[23:16] <+SarahLacina> As a police officer, I knew that when Dra said I wasn't playing the VIP.
[23:16] <@DraHosting> ON MY MARK. GET SET.
[23:16] <@DraHosting> GO!
[23:16] <+SarahLacina> I wasn't playing the VIP.
[23:16] <@JacobSartorius> *PUNCHES VILLAIN IN THE FACE*
[23:16] <+WokeBrian> *punches villain in the face*
[23:16] <@JacobSartorius> *DODGES ATTACK*
[23:16] <+RickSanchez> *punches villain in the face*
[23:16] <+DennisReynolds|> *punches villain in the face*
[23:16] <+RickSanchez> *dodges attack*
[23:16] <+WokeBrian> *dodges attack*
[23:16] <@JacobSartorius> *sneaks to the computer*
[23:16] <+KarenSmith> *punches villain in the face*
[23:16] <+RickSanchez> *leaps over barrier*
[23:16] <@JacobSartorius> *inputs kill code*
[23:16] <+WokeBrian> *leaps over barrier*
[23:16] <+DennisReynolds|> *dodges attack*
[23:16] <+RickSanchez> *sneaks to the computer*
[23:16] <+KarenSmith> dodges attack*
[23:16] <+WokeBrian> *sneaks to the computer*
[23:16] <@JacobSartorius> *dodges explosion*
[23:16] <+SarahLacina> I think I'm winning this game.
[23:16] <+DennisReynolds|> *leaps over barrier*
[23:16] <+WokeBrian> *inputs kill code*
[23:16] <@JacobSartorius> *attacks the villain again*
[23:16] <+TeddyDuncan> *takes out video cam and vlogs the others doing the challenge*
[23:16] <+RickSanchez> *inputs kill code*
[23:16] <@JacobSartorius> *saves the day*
[23:16] <+WokeBrian> *dodges explosion*
[23:16] <+KarenSmith> *leaps over barrier*
[23:16] <+RickSanchez> *dodges explosion*
[23:16] <+DennisReynolds|> *sneaks to the counter*
[23:16] <+WokeBrian> *attacks the villain again*
[23:16] <+RickSanchez> *attacks the villain again*
[23:16] <+WokeBrian> *saves the day*
[23:16] <@JacobSartorius> oh and *leaps over barrier*
[23:16] <+RickSanchez> *saves the day*
[23:16] <+KarenSmith> *SNEAKS TO THE COMPUTER*
[23:16] <+DennisReynolds|> *computer
[23:16] <+KarenSmith> *INPUTS KILL CODE*
[23:16] <+morty_smith> *PUNCHES VILLAIN IN THE FACE*
[23:16] <+DennisReynolds|> *inputs kill code*
[23:16] <+morty_smith> *DODGES ATTACK*
[23:16] <+WokeBrian> That's an oversimplification I think
[23:16] <+WokeBrian> of what supers do
[23:16] <+DennisReynolds|> *dodges explosion*
[23:16] <+KarenSmith> *DODGES EXPLOSION*
[23:16] <+DennisReynolds|> *attacks the villain again*
[23:16] <+morty_smith> *LEAPS OVER BARRIER*
[23:16] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): Choosing this six was clearly a strategic move. The house is in a very apparent divide, and this vote is already going to be too close for comfort tonight as it is. We can't risk it.
[23:16] <+DennisReynolds|> *saves the day*
[23:16] <+KarenSmith> *ATTACKS THE VILLAIN AGAIN*
[23:17] <+morty_smith> *SNEAKS TO THE COMPUTER*
[23:17] <+KarenSmith> *SAVES THE DAY*
[23:17] <+morty_smith> *INPUTS KILL CODE*
[23:17] <+morty_smith> *DODGES EXPLOSION*
[23:17] <+morty_smith> *ATTACKS THE VILLAIN AGAIN*
[23:17] <+LJMcKanas> Hey
[23:17] <+LJMcKanas> Can you guys guess
[23:17] <+LJMcKanas> What my super hero name
[23:17] <+LJMcKanas> Would be?
[23:17] <+morty_smith> *SAVES THE DAY*
[23:17] <+LJMcKanas> Horse Man.
[23:17] * LJMcKanas laughs alone
[23:18] <@JacobSartorius> SupermanRoss.png
[23:18] <@JacobSartorius> ?
[23:18] * LJMcKanas notices nobody else is laughin
[23:18] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS JACOB
[23:18] <+LJMcKanas> Fuck all of y'all.
[23:18] <+LJMcKanas> Let's go, Chestnut
[23:18] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S VIP COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!
[23:18] * LJMcKanas walks away with Chestnut
[23:18] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ happy
[23:18] <+TeddyDuncan> Yay boo! *she runs to hug Jacob*
[23:18] <+RickSanchez> That was a crock of bullshit! Come on, Morty, did you SEE that?! I totally had that one, Morty! I totally -- *swigs vodka again* -- I totally had that one completely!
[23:18] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ never felt like this since my first concert
[23:18] <+DennisReynolds|> Congratulations, Jacob!
[23:18] <+NedaKalantar> Congrats, Jacob!
[23:18] <@DraHosting> America will now vote for an MVP.
[23:18] <@DraHosting> Please go to main chat
[23:18] <+WokeBrian> Hey I'm proud of you man
[23:18] <+DennisReynolds|> You have proven your value once again.
[23:18] <+DennisReynolds|> Right, Teddy?
[23:18] <+KarenSmith> Go Jaylen!
[23:18] <+KarenSmith> VOTE FOR ME
[23:19] <+KarenSmith> I deserve it
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[23:19] <+WokeBrian> I guess it goes to show
[23:19] <+WokeBrian> You can't judge a singer by the album cover
[23:19] <+morty_smith> vote me
[23:19] <+morty_smith> or something
[23:19] <+RickSanchez> Vote for me, Morty. And everyone else too. It's pretty easy to tell that I... that I'm gonna win this, if they vote for me, Morty. Come on. And then I'll get that sauce.
[23:19] <+KarenSmith> Monty and Ryan are WORKING TOGETHER guys
[23:19] <+KarenSmith> They even have a show together... someone told me
[23:20] <+morty_smith> who is ryan
[23:20] <+KarenSmith> They need to leave because they might lose their jobs
[23:20] <+KarenSmith> RYAN, obviously
[23:20] <+RickSanchez> Who the hell is Ryan? Karen obviously has no grip on reality. She reminds me of Tammy. Acts like some airhead dumbo but is probably a Federation agent. I see through your bullshit, Karen. I see it. Don't you see it, Morty?
[23:20] <+morty_smith> rick i'm scared
[23:20] <+KarenSmith> You can see through bullshit, Rick
[23:20] <+KarenSmith> That's impossible...
[23:21] <+KarenSmith> Especially if you are covered it it!!
[23:21] <+WokeBrian> Karen's smart
[23:21] <+LJMcKanas> I prefer the term horseshit.
[23:21] <+LJMcKanas> I also enjoy horses shitting on me.
[23:21] <+WokeBrian> She knew enough to know that
[23:21] <+LJMcKanas> OCCASIONALLY
[23:21] <+WokeBrian> a union and an onion
[23:21] <+LJMcKanas> Not all the tim
[23:21] <+LJMcKanas> just... sometimes
[23:21] <+WokeBrian> have parallel similarities
[23:21] <+KarenSmith> Yeah, Brady!
[23:21] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS KAREN
[23:21] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S MVP VOTE!!!!!!
[23:21] <+KarenSmith> YAY
[23:21] <+RickSanchez> Don't be scared, Morty. You'll be fine. Just... think about something great. Like Jessica's tits bouncing up and down. Actually don't think of that. It's gross. And I didn't just say that out loud.
[23:21] <+KarenSmith> I want to thank my fans <3
[23:21] <+KarenSmith> Also, let's get rid of Monty and Ryan guys
[23:21] <+NedaKalantar> Congrats, Karen!
[23:22] <+KarenSmith> Cause they are sitting outside of our table and we can't have that... at least that's what Regina told me
[23:22] <@DraHosting> Alright.
[23:22] <@DraHosting> Here is how things are going to work.
[23:22] <@JacobSartorius> any ladies out there looking 4 a bf?? ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜… i know a guy...his name is jacob...โ˜บ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜Š he makes good eggs tbh and will make u laugh
[23:22] <@DraHosting> There will be TWO CANCELLATIONS tonight
[23:22] <@DraHosting> as you have all decided
[23:22] * DennisReynolds| stands there mouth agape
[23:22] <+morty_smith> i am so sad
[23:22] <+DennisReynolds|> Uh.
[23:22] <+LJMcKanas> Yes, you explained that.
[23:22] <@DraHosting> or, rather, the five that pressed the button did
[23:22] <+DennisReynolds|> Really?
[23:22] <+LJMcKanas> What do you think we are, idiots?
[23:22] <+morty_smith> dont hurt me guys
[23:22] <@DraHosting> JACOB, KAREN. and NEDA.
[23:22] <@DraHosting> CANNOT
[23:22] <@DraHosting> be voted out.
[23:22] * LJMcKanas brushes imaginary horse's mane
[23:22] <@DraHosting> for EITHER elimination.
[23:22] <+DennisReynolds|> I mean, I knew people were stupid, but they like Kat more than me?
[23:22] <+KarenSmith> :D
[23:22] <@DraHosting> You must prepare two votes, as they will happen back to back.
[23:22] <@DraHosting> Your FIRST VOTE is due by 11:30.
[23:23] <@DraHosting> Please submit them soon.
[23:23] <@JacobSartorius> (i can't vote right?)
[23:23] <@DraHosting> Jacob you cannot vote
[23:23] <@DraHosting> Karen/Neda can
[23:24] <+KarenSmith> I am voting for RYAN guys
[23:24] <+KarenSmith> So vote for him too :D
[23:24] <+LJMcKanas> There is nobody named Ryan.
[23:24] <+NedaKalantar> Seriously, Karen?
[23:24] <+KarenSmith> Okay... Richard?
[23:24] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) I too am voting for Rick. He has been making me feel very unsafe with all the bad words.
[23:25] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) I'm afraid he might go home. Good luck, Rick!
[23:25] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): Don
[23:25] <@JacobSartorius> CONF: tbh i picked a GOOD vip to win...i can just sit back & plan my music <3 ;)
[23:25] <+RickSanchez> Voting for me? What? There's no way. Nobody votes for me and makes it out alive. That's repulsive.
[23:25] <+WokeBrian> This is insane
[23:25] <+KarenSmith> Um, but I'm safe
[23:25] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): Don't get me wrong, I love Karen and all, but sometimes, she gets to be a bit too much with how vapid she is. Like I just want her to take a damn chill pain and use her brain.
[23:25] <+WokeBrian> I don't like insanity it's unpredictable, it's the chaos of life
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[23:25] <+KarenSmith> Have fun outside the house, Ryan :D
[23:25] <+WokeBrian> Humanity is always trying to prove
[23:25] <+WokeBrian> that it is better than nature
[23:25] <+WokeBrian> Well how can we do that with all this chaos in store
[23:25] <+NedaKalantar> The house is clearly split, people.
[23:26] <+morty_smith> hi
[23:26] <+KarenSmith> The house isn't split... it's still a whole house
[23:26] <+morty_smith> who should i vote
[23:26] <+KarenSmith> You are so funny, Nori
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[23:26] <+WokeBrian> Yeah we are still wroking to form a union
[23:26] <DennisReynolds_> (Internet sucks sorry)
[23:26] <+KarenSmith> Richard @Monty
[23:26] <+KarenSmith> Everyone is voting for him :D
[23:26] <+RickSanchez> (CONF): This is getting ridiculous. Already I'm about to die. Yes, there are like 5,000 Ricks or more in this universe. But come on, I'm the original Rick. I'm the only Rick that most people care about. If I-- *belch* -- if I get voted out then there's no need for anyone to even watch this show. Once my quest for Szechuan sauce ends, then my life basically ends too. You guys hear that?
[23:26] <+KatyaShmolovsky> WHO is "everyone", stupid girl?! @Karen
[23:27] <+KarenSmith> ... I am not stupid, Katy!
[23:27] <+KarenSmith> And everyone is EVERYONE?
[23:27] <+KarenSmith> And you say I'm dumb...
[23:27] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Am I not everyone?!
[23:27] <@DraHosting> it is 11:27
[23:27] <@DraHosting> I need votes from
[23:27] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I will not vote out my American man until the day I die!
[23:27] <@DraHosting> SARAH
[23:27] <@DraHosting> RICK
[23:27] <@DraHosting> MORTY
[23:27] <+KatyaShmolovsky> the day. I DIE!
[23:27] <@DraHosting> and DENNIS
[23:27] <+KarenSmith> If you aren't voting Richard, I guess you aren't everyone
[23:27] <+morty_smith> i voted
[23:27] <+WokeBrian> You can't put your life on the line for someone in this game
[23:27] <+WokeBrian> I know that much
[23:27] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *mutters*
[23:28] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Stupid, stupid girl.
[23:28] <+KarenSmith> I heard that, Katie!
[23:28] <+WokeBrian> We have to form a bond
[23:28] <+RickSanchez> I voted, Hosting! Don't be trying to push your oppressive agenda onto me! I can escape from here if and when I want!
[23:28] <+WokeBrian> We have to Unify
[23:28] <+TeddyDuncan> Women shouldn't tear each other down. Didn't you learn anything at school, Katya?
[23:28] <+NedaKalantar> Exactly. S
[23:28] <+NedaKalantar> So unify the house tonight and vote out the one person we all want out - Rick.
[23:28] <+WokeBrian> Yo. Amen to that Teddy
[23:28] <+WokeBrian> You seem lke a smart person
[23:28] <+SarahLacina> oop
[23:29] <+NedaKalantar> I'm laying it all out on the floor, here.
[23:29] <+KarenSmith> We're laying on the floor?
[23:29] <+KarenSmith> *lays down*
[23:29] <+TeddyDuncan> Thank you. I'm fairly certain that I am indeed smart. *she awkwadly smiles*
[23:29] <+KarenSmith> This is fun :D
[23:29] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I learnt in school to give to speak when spoken to and not ask questions.
[23:29] <+KatyaShmolovsky> @Teddy
[23:29] <@DraHosting> The votes are in.
[23:29] <+RickSanchez> Nobody wants me out. Neda, you're a piece of soggy ass dick cheese. This is ridiculous. I've never even talked to you significantly and even I know you're being irrational. Get your head out of your ass, Neda. What's one thing all humans crave? It's Szechuan sauce.
[23:29] * DraHosting walks in with the renewal slips
[23:29] <+WokeBrian> Humans crave togetherness
[23:29] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Morty
[23:29] <+KarenSmith> Do I get another gift card?
[23:29] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Brian
[23:29] <+NedaKalantar> You make absolutely no sense, Rick. Which is why I can't trust you.
[23:29] <+RickSanchez> And that's it. And nothing else. Humans are fickle beasts. Love doesn't matter. Votes don't matter. Nothing matters except that fucking sauce. So don't vote me. I need that sauce. That's all I need.
[23:29] <+WokeBrian> Nature. The world. None of it is connected
[23:29] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to LJ
[23:29] <+KarenSmith> I want Starbucks this time :D
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[23:29] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Teddy
[23:29] <+NedaKalantar> I'm sorry, but that's just the way that things ae.
[23:29] <+NedaKalantar> are.*
[23:29] <+TeddyDuncan> If you're not asking questions, then how can you ever expect to get an answer?
[23:29] <+WokeBrian> But humanity is connected
[23:29] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Katya
[23:29] <+LJMcKanas> Alright, alright, alright.
[23:30] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Karen
[23:30] <+WokeBrian> Yeah Teddy Amen
[23:30] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Neda
[23:30] <+KarenSmith> Yay, I got one :D
[23:30] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Dennis
[23:30] <@DraHosting> Rick.
[23:30] <@DraHosting> Sarah.
[23:30] <@DraHosting> You are the bottom two.
[23:30] <+KarenSmith> Sadie did nothing...
[23:30] <+NedaKalantar> Thanks, Dra.
[23:30] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *starts tearing up*
[23:30] <+KarenSmith> Ricky is leaving
[23:30] <@DraHosting> This was, much like the others, a very divided vote.
[23:30] <+RickSanchez> You're humorless and your face annoys me, Neda. I-- *swigs vodka, burps very loudly* -- I can't even deal with this anymore. You're like Summer if all of her worst, most undesirable traits were all melded into one person. And I cannot believe it.
[23:30] <@DraHosting> However. The vote is clear.
[23:30] <+RickSanchez> I'm not about to leave this place. I'm not. You can't make me leave here unless I get that goddamn sauce.
[23:30] <@DraHosting> By a vote of 6-4....
[23:30] <@DraHosting> x
[23:30] <@DraHosting> x
[23:30] <@DraHosting> x
[23:30] <@DraHosting> x
[23:30] <@DraHosting> x
[23:30] <@DraHosting> x
[23:30] <@DraHosting> Rick.
[23:30] <+NedaKalantar> Rick, I really can't respect you anymore. I can't even figure out what the fuck you're saying. Like ever, actually.
[23:30] <+RickSanchez> I need that Szechuan sauce. I'm literally not going to leave until I get that sauce.
[23:30] <+KarenSmith> BYE RICKY
[23:30] <@DraHosting> Your show is renewed!
[23:30] <@DraHosting> Sarah.
[23:30] <@DraHosting> Your show is cancelled.
[23:30] <+NedaKalantar> WHAT?
[23:31] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :OOOOO
[23:31] <+KarenSmith> ... What? :O
[23:31] <+RickSanchez> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[23:31] <@DraHosting> Please exit to the left and pm me on main.
[23:31] <+RickSanchez> YOU SUCKERS!
[23:31] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:31] <+LJMcKanas> Well, shit.
[23:31] <@DraHosting> #TVSTARSWOWMOMENT
[23:31] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *GRABS RICK*
[23:31] <+WokeBrian> What a crazy thing that just happened
[23:31] <DennisReynolds_> .
[23:31] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *SMOOCHES HIM*
[23:31] <+WokeBrian> Good job Rick
[23:31] <+WokeBrian> You really embodied humanity's goodness of spirit
[23:31] <+KatyaShmolovsky> YES, AMERICAN MAN!
[23:31] <+WokeBrian> You got to a point where anyone else would quit
[23:31] <+WokeBrian> And you're not gonna stop there
[23:31] <+KarenSmith> GUYS, YOU ARE ALL BULLIES
[23:31] <+KarenSmith> Like, Sadie was a nice girl who was kinda ugly
[23:31] <+RickSanchez> That's what I always do. I'm doing it only for the sauce. Literally nothing else ever motivates me anymore in this world. Except the love from my sweet, caring grandson, Morty. But mostly the sauce. I don't give a shit that Sarah just got voted out. I will never give a shit. I'll only give a shit if I get that fucking sauce.
[23:32] <+KarenSmith> And you left her out
[23:32] <+RickSanchez> That's why I have to go to drastic measures at this point.
[23:32] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“ tbh im gonna miss u sarah...i always got lost in your eyes
[23:32] * RickSanchez pulls out suspicious looking blue box
[23:32] <@DraHosting> While Sarah takes her leave....
[23:32] <+morty_smith> good job rick!
[23:32] <@DraHosting> One more person has to leave this house tonight.
[23:32] * RickSanchez presses button on box
[23:32] <@JacobSartorius> 2017... Gonna be crazy ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ˜Š
[23:32] <@DraHosting> While Rick survived the first vote, can he survive the second?
[23:32] <+KarenSmith> No
[23:32] <+KarenSmith> Ricky WILL leave
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[23:32] <@DraHosting> You have extra time to strategize for the second vote, but your votes are due by 11:40.
[23:32] == MrMeeseeks has changed nick to Mr_Meeseeks
[23:32] <Mr_Meeseeks> I'M MR. MEESEEKS!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!
[23:32] <@JacobSartorius> rooting for teddy...Goodnight perfect stay safe hun
[23:33] <+RickSanchez> Mr. Meeseeks. You're going to help me make sure this vote is on my side. And also Morty's side.
[23:33] <+TeddyDuncan> *blows a kiss at Jacob and waves goodbye*
[23:33] <DennisReynolds_> Who the hell is this?
[23:33] <DennisReynolds_> Like a pet?
[23:33] <Mr_Meeseeks> HAHAHAHAHA I'M MR. MEESEEKS!!!!
[23:33] <+NedaKalantar> Okay people, listen up.
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[23:33] <TwoBrothersGuy> In theatres now
[23:33] <Mr_Meeseeks> WHATEVER YOU WANT I CAN DO IT!!!!
[23:33] <TwoBrothersGuy> coming this summer
[23:33] <TwoBrothersGuy> Two brothers
[23:33] <TwoBrothersGuy> in a van
[23:33] <TwoBrothersGuy> and then a meteor hit
[23:33] <TwoBrothersGuy> and they ran as fast as they could
[23:33] <TwoBrothersGuy> from giant cat monsters
[23:33] <TwoBrothersGuy> adn then a giant tornado came
[23:34] <+TeddyDuncan> Who is this TwoBrothersGuy?
[23:34] <TwoBrothersGuy> And that's when things got knocked into Twelfth GEAR
[23:34] <TwoBrothersGuy> A mexican armada
[23:34] <+TeddyDuncan> I have two brothers as well
[23:34] <TwoBrothersGuy> armed with. T-tomatoes
[23:34] <+KarenSmith> 2 brothers?
[23:34] <TwoBrothersGuy> And you better bet your bottom dolalr
[23:34] <+TeddyDuncan> Yes, PJ and Gabe!
[23:34] <TwoBrothersGuy> that these two brothers knwo hwo t ohandle business
[23:34] <TwoBrothersGuy> In
[23:34] <TwoBrothersGuy> Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers (Who Are Just Regular Brothers) Running In A Van From An Asteroid And All Sorts Of Things: The Movie
[23:35] <TwoBrothersGuy> It's juts called two brothers
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[23:35] <Mr_Meeseeks> HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT ME!!!! I'M MR. MEESEEKS!!!!!
[23:35] <Mr_Meeseeks> EXISTENCE IS PAIN FOR A MEESEEKS, RICK!!!! WE GOTTA GET THIS VOTE DONE SOON, HUH!!!!!
[23:35] <@JacobSartorius> i'm so thankful for my momma ๐Ÿ˜Š
[23:37] <+RickSanchez> Calm yourself, Mr. Meeseeks. I've got this shit under control. Right, Morty? We'll be fine.
[23:37] <@DraHosting> Morty
[23:37] <@DraHosting> Brian
[23:37] <@DraHosting> vote
[23:38] <@JacobSartorius> Huge surprise coming Thursday! ๐Ÿ˜
[23:38] <+RickSanchez> Where the hell is Morty? Is he wanking in the spaceship again? Ugh, I just told him that I replaced the seating in there. I saw some unspeakable horrors last night. Truly ridiculous. I'll never be able to burn those things out of my mind. They're worse than Neda's face.
[23:38] == RickSanchez changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Jacob, Brian, Dennis, Karen, Katya, LJ, Morty, Neda, Rick, Teddy
[23:38] <+NedaKalantar> Rick, can you kindly quiet down? America is getting bored watching you spew bullshit out of your mouth.
[23:38] <@DraHosting> MORTY.
[23:38] <@DraHosting> VOTE.
[23:38] <+NedaKalantar> And frankly, I think it is disgusting that you refer to any woman as ugly.
[23:38] <+RickSanchez> Hahahaha! I've never heard that one before! Where'd you get it? That one planet where everything is on the cob?
[23:39] <+NedaKalantar> Frankly, I think and hope that your mother raised you better than that.
[23:39] <+RickSanchez> Seriously. It's a riot. Come on.
[23:39] <+RickSanchez> You don't know my mother. Hell, I don't even know my mother. Neda, you're not fooling me. You're a parasite. It's getting ridiculous. No human has such an asymmetrical, disjointed face.
[23:39] <+KarenSmith> Ricky, those words are too big
[23:39] <@JacobSartorius> teddy girl Forget the makeup .... you're beautiful in ur own way
[23:40] <+KarenSmith> And so is your... head!
[23:40] <+NedaKalantar> I'm sorry, but I've lost all interest in this conversation, Rick. Go back to your meth lab where you clearly belong.
[23:40] <+KatyaShmolovsky> DO NOT!
[23:40] <+KatyaShmolovsky> SPEAK TO HIM THIS WAY!
[23:40] <+KatyaShmolovsky> @Neda
[23:40] <+KarenSmith> KATIE STOP YELLING
[23:40] <+NedaKalantar> Katya, do you see how he is treating women?
[23:40] <+KarenSmith> There are deaf people watching, they might hear you
[23:40] <+NedaKalantar> He also commented earlier on how Russia was a shitty country.
[23:40] <+KatyaShmolovsky> ...
[23:40] <+RickSanchez> ..........
[23:40] <@DraHosting> The votes are in.
[23:41] <+KatyaShmolovsky> You think Russia is American "shitty"? @Rick
[23:41] <+RickSanchez> I LITERALLY NEVER said anything on that level.
[23:41] * DraHosting walks in with renewal slips
[23:41] <+NedaKalantar> But you didn't hear that from me, Katya.
[23:41] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Karen
[23:41] <+KatyaShmolovsky> We will deal with this later.
[23:41] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Katya
[23:41] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to LJ
[23:41] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *looks at Dra*
[23:41] <+KarenSmith> YAY GIFT CARDS
[23:41] <+WokeBrian> There isn't a country on earth that's any good
[23:41] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Morty
[23:41] <@JacobSartorius> Who's ready for the music ? ๐Ÿ˜Š
[23:41] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Neda
[23:41] <+RickSanchez> No. What are you saying? Why would you... why would you believe that parasite? Come on. Open your damn eyes. Neda is a snake. She doesn't even deserve to be here. She doesn't even know how to GET schwifty. This is ridiculous. Frankly, Katya, I -- *belches* -- I thought you'd trust me.
[23:41] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Dennis
[23:41] <@DraHosting> Teddy.
[23:41] <+TeddyDuncan> *she shakes tremendously*
[23:41] <@DraHosting> Brian.
[23:41] <@DraHosting> Rick.
[23:41] <+morty_smith> hi
[23:41] <@DraHosting> The three of you are in the bottom this week.
[23:41] <+KarenSmith> Neda isn't a snake, she's a human
[23:41] <+NedaKalantar> She trusted you until you treated her poorly, Rick.
[23:41] <+morty_smith> I'm back
[23:41] <+NedaKalantar> You disrespected her country, and mine.
[23:41] <+RickSanchez> Ugh. I knew my time in this shit would be limited.
[23:42] <+KarenSmith> RICKY WILL LEAVE GUYS :D
[23:42] <+NedaKalantar> You also disrespected our gender, which totally crosses a majro line.
[23:42] <@DraHosting> This vote was just as divided as ever.
[23:42] <+KarenSmith> I'm excited cause he's a bully
[23:42] <@DraHosting> BUT.
[23:42] <DennisReynolds_> Yeah, definitely.
[23:42] <@DraHosting> With only two votes.
[23:42] <@DraHosting> Teddy.
[23:42] <@DraHosting> You are safe.
[23:42] <DennisReynolds_> It's so sad whenever a man can't respect women.
[23:42] <@DraHosting> Brian and Rick.
[23:42] <+TeddyDuncan> Yes!!
[23:42] <+RickSanchez> I didn't do anything to that. Go fucking die in a dumpster fire, Neda! I -- *belches* -- I treat Katya and other women with nothing but respect! Come on! Who do you think I am? I don't jack off in my bedroom every night! I'm not... I'm not Morty!
[23:42] <+NedaKalantar> TEDDY <3
[23:42] <@DraHosting> By a vote of 4-3-2....
[23:42] <@DraHosting> x
[23:42] <@DraHosting> x
[23:42] <@DraHosting> x
[23:42] <@DraHosting> x
[23:42] <+morty_smith> oh.
[23:42] <@DraHosting> x
[23:42] <@DraHosting> x
[23:42] <@DraHosting> x
[23:42] <+morty_smith> i made spaghetti
[23:42] <+NedaKalantar> You just told me, a woman, to die in a dumpster fire. Who the hell do you think you are?
[23:42] <@DraHosting> Rick.
[23:42] <+RickSanchez> Sorry Morty. Love you a lot.
[23:42] <@DraHosting> You will live to see another promotional sauce from Mulan!
[23:42] <@DraHosting> Brian.
[23:42] <@DraHosting> Your show has been cancelled.
[23:42] <+RickSanchez> HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME, NEDA! WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUUUUUUUB
[23:42] <+NedaKalantar> Are you fucking kidding me?
[23:42] <@JacobSartorius> oh!!!
[23:42] <+KarenSmith> I TOLD YOU BRAIN
[23:42] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *stares straight forward*
[23:42] <@DraHosting> Please exit to the left and PM me on main.
[23:43] <+WokeBrian> Bye
[23:43] * DennisReynolds_ rolls eyes
[23:43] <+RickSanchez> OOOOOOHH YEEEEEEAH
[23:43] <+KarenSmith> Brain, you voted wrong
[23:43] <+WokeBrian> Part of being woke is maintaining your composure
[23:43] <+RickSanchez> IT'S TIME TO GET S C H W I F T Y
[23:43] * WokeBrian leaves
[23:43] <DennisReynolds_> You guys really are dumb, aren't you?
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[23:43] * RickSanchez shits on the floor, right in front of Neda
[23:43] <+KarenSmith> Um, no... @Denny
[23:43] <@JacobSartorius> โœŒ๐Ÿป๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œโœŒ๐Ÿป๏ธ yall doubted rick โœŒ๐Ÿป๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œโœŒ๐Ÿป๏ธ but little did u know <3
[23:43] <+RickSanchez> Haha. See that, Neda? I just shat on the floor. It's time to get schwifty. If you don't know that then you don't really deserve to be in my life. Come on.
[23:43] <+NedaKalantar> You're making an ass of yourself on live television, worry about that, Rick.
[23:44] <+KarenSmith> Ricky is controlling you guys
[23:44] == JacobSartorius changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Jacob, Dennis, Karen, Katya, LJ, Morty, Neda, Rick, Teddy
[23:44] <+RickSanchez> Make an ass out of myself? Hey. I'd literally never do that. Call me when you've impregnated twenty, maybe thirty different alien species. Hey. I never said I did that, but that's just something that some guys who DON'T make asses out of themselves do.
[23:44] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Rick.
[23:44] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Can I...
[23:44] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Speak with you?
[23:44] <+morty_smith> t-the sauce?
[23:45] <+NedaKalantar> I don't want to impregnant the alien species.
[23:45] <+NedaKalantar> Katya, can I talk to you for a second?
[23:45] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Rick!
[23:45] <+KarenSmith> Nia!
[23:45] <+KatyaShmolovsky> If you hate Russia...
[23:45] <+LJMcKanas> GUYS
[23:45] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I HATE RUSSIA.
[23:45] <+LJMcKanas> I... I have some news.
[23:45] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I AM LOYAL TO YOU NOW.
[23:45] <+RickSanchez> I...
[23:45] <+KatyaShmolovsky> FOREVER AND ALWAYS.
[23:45] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :'(
[23:45] <+LJMcKanas> Chestnut and I... have some news.
[23:45] <+LJMcKanas> Chestnut... is...
[23:45] <+LJMcKanas> pregnant.
[23:45] <+LJMcKanas> And I'm the father.
[23:45] <+LJMcKanas> Now... I know it must be shocking
[23:45] <+LJMcKanas> just from a physiological perspective
[23:45] <+NedaKalantar> Congrats, LJ.
[23:45] <+LJMcKanas> but yes
[23:46] <+LJMcKanas> we conceived a half-human
[23:46] <+NedaKalantar> Katya, are you kidding me?
[23:46] <+LJMcKanas> half-horse
[23:46] <+LJMcKanas> abomination baby
[23:46] <@DraHosting> Everyone, please gather in the living room!
[23:46] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I AM NOT KATYA ANYMORE.
[23:46] <+LJMcKanas> And Chestnut is... very religious
[23:46] <+KatyaShmolovsky> MY MAN HATES RUSSIA.
[23:46] <+LJMcKanas> so she's keeping it!
[23:46] <+KatyaShmolovsky> FROM NOW ON, I AM...
[23:46] <@DraHosting> -the final nine gather together in the living room-
[23:46] <+KatyaShmolovsky> AMERICAN KATIE.
[23:46] <+NedaKalantar> Who are you then, darling?
[23:46] == KatyaShmolovsky has changed nick to AmericanKatie
[23:46] * Mr_Meeseeks vanishes into a cloud of dust
[23:46] * LJMcKanas forces a smile
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[23:46] <@DraHosting> y'all shut up
[23:46] <DennisReynolds_> Congratulations, LJ... I think.
[23:46] <@DraHosting> In front of me are FIVE SAFES.
[23:46] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): I don't understand why I can't get anything to go my way.
[23:46] <+KarenSmith> Drayven, stop being mean
[23:46] <DennisReynolds_> What a stand-up guy you are for not making her abort it!
[23:46] <@DraHosting> This is another fan-favorite twist, returning from TV Stars Los Angeles.
[23:46] <DennisReynolds_> It's like what I would do in that situation.
[23:46] <+RickSanchez> HA. Katya. NOW we're talking. I knew -- *belches* -- I knew you'd be loyal to me. I knew it. Come on, Morty. Didn't you know it? I know I knew it. It was really easy to tell. Like a toddler, one who still shits their pants and wears diapers and shit, would be able to know that.
[23:46] <+LJMcKanas> Guess i'm playing this game for my future kid, now.
[23:46] <@DraHosting> Inside of each of these safes is a KEY ITEM that can CHANGE. THE. GAME.
[23:46] <+LJMcKanas> Fuck.
[23:47] <+KarenSmith> I want one! :O
[23:47] <@DraHosting> But how do you get inside of these safes?
[23:47] <+KarenSmith> I like stuff :D
[23:47] <+KarenSmith> But opening them, duh
[23:47] <+KarenSmith> Gosh, Derrck
[23:47] <+RickSanchez> IS THERE SAUCE IN ONE OF THOSE SAFES?!
[23:47] <+RickSanchez> I NEED THAT SAUCE. I NEED IT NOW, HOSTING. GIVE ME THE SAUCE. I NEED THE LOCATION OF THE SAUCE IN THAT SAFE.
[23:47] <@DraHosting> Well, in Los Angeles, you had to wait for a key to appear and grab it.
[23:47] <@DraHosting> But things are different this time.
[23:47] <@DraHosting> This twist is called LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION.
[23:47] <@DraHosting> At random intervals, I will shout
[23:47] <@DraHosting> LIGHTS!
[23:47] <@DraHosting> CAMERA!
[23:47] <+KarenSmith> We have CAMERAS?
[23:47] <@DraHosting> ACTION!
[23:47] <@DraHosting> followed by a trivia question.
[23:47] <@DraHosting> The FIRST person to answer correctly.....
[23:47] <@DraHosting> will win a key.
[23:47] <@DraHosting> And will get to open a safe.
[23:47] <+NedaKalantar> Trivia for what?
[23:48] <@DraHosting> This can happen at any time except for eliminations.
[23:48] <@DraHosting> ANY kind of trivia.
[23:48] <+NedaKalantar> I see.
[23:48] <+LJMcKanas> Horse trivia?
[23:48] <@DraHosting> Be on the lookout, kids.
[23:48] <+KarenSmith> Is trivia like an infection?
[23:48] <+TeddyDuncan> *facepalms*
[23:48] <@DraHosting> also.....one more announcement.
[23:48] <@DraHosting> YOU HAVE ALL MADE IT TO THE TV STARS JURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:48] <+LJMcKanas> wow
[23:48] <+LJMcKanas> a lifelong drea
[23:48] <+KarenSmith> WHAT'S A JURY?
[23:48] <+LJMcKanas> accomplished at last
[23:48] * DennisReynolds_ nods
[23:48] <DennisReynolds_> All part of the journey.
[23:48] <+LJMcKanas> (sarcasm)
[23:48] <+KarenSmith> Oh my god, am I going to jail?
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[23:49] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): I'll be damned if I go out first at jury. I'm winning this goddamn game.
[23:49] * DraHosting topic #TVStars Director's Cut: Jacob, Dennis, Karen, Kata, LJ, Morty, Neda, Rick, Teddy || SAFE 1 {?} || SAFE 2 {} || SAFE 3 {} || SAFE 4 {} || SAFE 5 {}
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[23:49] <+RickSanchez> Oh shit, Morty, let's watch some Gazorpazorpfield!
[23:49] <@DraHosting> gay it didn't change it
[23:49] <gazorpazorpfield> I hate mumumanunsdays. And I could really go for some enchiladas.
[23:49] <+RickSanchez> Look at that. Haha. Morty, it's like Garfield. Only it's Gazorpazorpfield.
[23:49] <+KarenSmith> What's gay? @Draven
[23:49] <@DraHosting> Alright
[23:49] <@DraHosting> me @karen
[23:49] <gazorpazorpfield> Hey Jon
[23:49] <@DraHosting> IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT DIRECTOR COMPETITION.
[23:49] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜me and teddy finally kissed
[23:49] <+NedaKalantar> We know, Dra, but we still accept you.
[23:49] <gazorpazorpfield> it's me gazorpazorpfield
[23:49] <@DraHosting> Anyone can win this.
[23:50] <gazorpazorpfield> Boy, fuck you, Jon. you Dumb. Stupid. Idiot.
[23:50] <+KarenSmith> I want to win! :D
[23:50] <@DraHosting> This challenge is called
[23:50] <jon_azorpabuckle> c'mon Gazorpazorpfield go easy on me huh
[23:50] <+KarenSmith> Let me win :D
[23:50] <@DraHosting> DODGE BALL
[23:50] <@DraHosting> And here is how it works.
[23:50] <+RickSanchez> God, Gazorpazorpfield is getting particularly vicious today, huh Morty? You like that?
[23:50] <gazorpazorpfield> you Dumb. Stupid. Weak. Pathetic. White
[23:50] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) I'm feeling a little uneasy in this game right now. Some people are playing bigger than they actually are...
[23:50] <gazorpazorpfield> um
[23:50] <gazorpazorpfield> guilt
[23:50] <@DraHosting> When I say go, you will post *throws dodgeball at __*
[23:50] <@DraHosting> Whoever you hit is out of the game.
[23:50] <+KarenSmith> ... How do you play dodge ball?
[23:50] <gazorpazorpfield> white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.
[23:50] <@DraHosting> When I say STOP
[23:50] <@DraHosting> no more hits can be made
[23:50] <@DraHosting> You can only post once.
[23:50] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) But then again, you can't really just say "You can't mess with me! I'm Alice Wheezeheimer!" and expect everyone to believe you.
[23:50] <@DraHosting> however, there is a twist.
[23:50] <jon_azorpabuckle> Wow Gazorpazorpfield. You're really mean to me but, uh, that takes the cake.
[23:50] <gazorpazorpfield> I don't give a FUCK
[23:50] <@DraHosting> The first to post will get the hit
[23:50] <@DraHosting> If you are hit
[23:50] <@DraHosting> you cannot throw
[23:50] <gazorpazorpfield> I'm gazorpazorp FUCKING FIELD
[23:50] <@JacobSartorius> Who wants to play in the snow with me? ๐Ÿ˜Šโ„๏ธ
[23:50] <gazorpazorpfield> Now gve me my Fucking. Enchiladas
[23:50] <@DraHosting> So if you are taken out before you throw it....
[23:50] <@DraHosting> your hit doesn't go through.
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[23:51] <@DraHosting> Got it?
[23:51] <jon_azorpabuckle> gazorpazorpfield's a real mean cat
[23:51] <jon_azorpabuckle> he's such an overweight feline
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[23:51] <@JacobSartorius> conf: now that me & teddy are in love nothing can stop us...tbh...
[23:51] <+LJMcKanas> Alrighty then.
[23:51] <+RickSanchez> God. That was a pretty great one, huh Morty? Lorenzo Music really poured his heart and soul into that one.
[23:51] <@DraHosting> people are blowing my phone up with tinder and snapchat lmao but I am a dedicated host.
[23:51] <@JacobSartorius> i'm in love with just the thought of her...
[23:51] <@DraHosting> ALRIGHT.
[23:51] <@DraHosting> ROUND ONE.
[23:51] <@DraHosting> GO!!!!
[23:51] <+NedaKalantar> *throws dodgeball at Rick*
[23:51] <+RickSanchez> *throws dodgeball at Neda*
[23:51] <+KarenSmith> *throws dodgeball at Rick*
[23:51] <+AmericanKatie> *throws dodgeball at Karen*
[23:51] <+TeddyDuncan> *throws dodgeball at LJ*
[23:51] <+morty_smith> oh i get it!
[23:51] <@DraHosting> STOP
[23:51] <+morty_smith> instead of garfield
[23:51] <+LJMcKanas> Hey fuck you Teddy
[23:51] <+morty_smith> it's gazorpazorpfield!
[23:51] <+morty_smith> haha!
[23:51] <+LJMcKanas> I HAVE A PREGNANT HORSE-WIFE
[23:51] <+RickSanchez> This is a bunch of bullshit. Why would two people target me? You guys can all lick my wrinkled nards.
[23:51] <+morty_smith> ha!
[23:51] <+KarenSmith> KATYA, WHAT THE HECK?
[23:51] <+RickSanchez> Yeah, pretty funny, huh Morty?
[23:51] <+TeddyDuncan> Oops! Sorry. That was off!
[23:52] <+KarenSmith> That hurt :'(
[23:52] <@DraHosting> Rick was hit first by Neda, and he is eliminated. His hit for Neda does not go through.
[23:52] <@DraHosting> Karen and LJ are eliminated by Katie and Teddy.
[23:52] <@DraHosting> -
[23:52] <@DraHosting> TEDDY, KATYA, JACOB, MORTY, NEDA, AND DENNIS
[23:52] <@DraHosting> ROUND TW.
[23:52] <@DraHosting> GO
[23:52] <+NedaKalantar> *throws dodgeball at Katie*
[23:52] <+TeddyDuncan> *throws dodgeball at Dennis*
[23:52] <+AmericanKatie> *throws dodgeball at neda*
[23:52] <@DraHosting> STOP
[23:53] <@DraHosting> Katie and Dennis are eliminated.
[23:53] <@DraHosting> Katie's attack at Neda does not go through.
[23:53] <+morty_smith> oh
[23:53] <+morty_smith> i'm so good at this rick!
[23:53] <@DraHosting> TEDDY, JACOB, MORTY, and NEDA
[23:53] <@DraHosting> GO!
[23:53] <+NedaKalantar> *throws dodgeball at Morty*
[23:53] <+TeddyDuncan> *throws dodgeball at Morty*
[23:53] <+RickSanchez> Get your head in the game, Morty! You're doing well but you can do better!
[23:53] <+RickSanchez> COME ON!
[23:53] <@DraHosting> STOP
[23:53] <@DraHosting> Morty is eliminated.
[23:53] <@DraHosting> TEDDY, JACOB, NEDA
[23:53] <@DraHosting> GO!
[23:53] <+NedaKalantar> *throws dodgeball at Teddy*
[23:53] <+TeddyDuncan> *throws dodgeball at Neda*
[23:53] <@DraHosting> STOP!
[23:54] <@DraHosting> Teddy is eliminated.
[23:54] <+morty_smith> im so good!
[23:54] <@DraHosting> NEDA vs JACOB
[23:54] <@DraHosting> I think I know who is going to win this
[23:54] <@DraHosting> but
[23:54] <@DraHosting> GO!
[23:54] <+NedaKalantar> *throws dodgeball at Jacob*
[23:54] <+NedaKalantar> *throws dodgeball at Rick*
[23:54] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS NEDA!
[23:54] <+NedaKalantar> *throws dodgeball at Jacob*
[23:54] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S DIRECTOR'S COMPETITION!
[23:54] <+NedaKalantar> woops :]
[23:54] <+NedaKalantar> but YES!!!
[23:54] <@DraHosting> Neda you will now have time to select the cast of the upcoming movie.
[23:54] <@DraHosting> Please select FIVE players.
[23:54] <@DraHosting> and post them in all caps
[23:55] <+NedaKalantar> JACOB, RICK, MORTY, KATYA, LJ
[23:55] <+AmericanKatie> Finally!
[23:55] <+AmericanKatie> I mean...
[23:55] <+morty_smith> i'm in!
[23:55] <+AmericanKatie> Who is "Katya"?
[23:55] <+NedaKalantar> KATIE.
[23:55] <+KarenSmith> I wanted to play! That is so rude
[23:55] <+NedaKalantar> Excuse me, I forgot that you had confiormed for your boyfriend.
[23:55] <+NedaKalantar> Sorry, Karen.
[23:55] <@DraHosting> JACOB, RICK, MORTY, "KATIE", and LJ.
[23:55] <@DraHosting> You will be competing in the upcoming movie.
[23:55] <@DraHosting> ...however I have to set it up
[23:55] <@DraHosting> so talk for a few minutes
[23:56] * DennisReynolds_ blinks
[23:56] <+AmericanKatie> Stupid girls get stupid prizes! @Karen
[23:56] <+AmericanKatie> This stupid prize is NOTHIGN!
[23:56] <+AmericanKatie> Haha!
[23:56] <+RickSanchez> Hahahahaha!
[23:56] <+RickSanchez> I knew this shit would happen. I knew the Galactic Federation would try to come for my ass. But you know what? I'm -- *belches* I'm not going to sit here and let your sorry ass, Neda, take control of this game. You're getting out. And do you know what? I'm going to find that fucking sauce, Neda. And I'm going to pour it all over your sorry little head. I'm gonna -- *belch* -- I'm gonna grab...
[23:56] <+RickSanchez> ...that sauce and I'm gonna pour it all over your head and I'm gonna eat it. Beware. The Council of Ricks has been unleashed. Wubba lubba dub duuuuuuub!
[23:56] <+KarenSmith> That is so mean Katya...
[23:57] <+TeddyDuncan> What prizes do smart girls get, Katie? Because it seems you're getting the exact same prize as Karen, aka the stupid girl.
[23:57] <+morty_smith> okay
[23:57] <+AmericanKatie> I get to play... that is my prize @Teddy
[23:57] <+morty_smith> i am definitely gonna win this, rick!
[23:57] <+AmericanKatie> Are you another stupid girl?
[23:57] <+AmericanKatie> Do stupid girls play together?
[23:57] <+RickSanchez> Morty you're gonna win this or I'm gonna win this. No ifs, ands, or buts. It's gonna be one of us.
[23:57] <+TeddyDuncan> If that were so, then I would be playing with you. Clearly I'm not so don't approach me like that.
[23:57] <@DraHosting> ALRIGHT.
[23:58] <@DraHosting> THIS WEEK, WE ARE FILMING THE NEW DISASTER FILM...
[23:58] <@DraHosting> VICIOUS STORMS & QUAKES.
[23:58] <@DraHosting> DURING THIS VICIOUS STORM (and quake), YOU AND THE OTHER CAST MEMBERS MUST BE THE LAST ONE STANDING TO SURVIVE.
[23:58] <@DraHosting> YOU MUST POST
[23:58] <+AmericanKatie> I do not understand your America-- I mean, your stupid girl logic... @Teddy
[23:58] <+KarenSmith> I like Quaker oats...
[23:58] <@DraHosting> *RACES THROUGH BUILDING*
[23:58] <+KarenSmith> So can I win this challenge? :o
[23:58] <@DraHosting> *PERFORMS A SKYWALK*
[23:58] <@DraHosting> *BUILDING FALLS APART*
[23:58] <@DraHosting> *RACES DOWNSTAIRS*
[23:58] <@DraHosting> *EVADES FALLING STEEL*
[23:58] <@DraHosting> *CLIMBS THROUGH HOLE IN WALL*
[23:58] * JacobSartorius prepares new music
[23:58] <@DraHosting> *ESCAPES ITO THE STREET*
[23:58] <@DraHosting> INTO*
[23:59] <@DraHosting> DO SO AND PM ME FOR THE GOSSIP.
[23:59] <@DraHosting> ON MY MARK....
[23:59] <@JacobSartorius> tbh i really dont deserve all the love lately โค๏ธ
[23:59] <@JacobSartorius> I love you, even if you hate me โค๏ธโค๏ธ
[23:59] <@DraHosting> GET SET....
[23:59] <@DraHosting> GO!
[23:59] <+AmericanKatie> *races through building*
[23:59] <+AmericanKatie> *PERFORMS A SKYWALK*
[23:59] * RickSanchez is crumpled up in the corner, blackout drunk
[23:59] <+AmericanKatie> *building falls apart*
[23:59] <+AmericanKatie> *races downstairs*
[23:59] <+LJMcKanas> *performs a skywalk*
[23:59] <+AmericanKatie> *evades falling steel
[23:59] <+LJMcKanas> *building falls apart*
[23:59] <+AmericanKatie> *climbs through hole in wall*
[23:59] <+morty_smith> *RACES THROUGH BUILDING*
[23:59] <+LJMcKanas> *races downstairs*
[23:59] <+AmericanKatie> *escapes into street*
[23:59] <+morty_smith> *PERFORMS A SKYWALK*
[23:59] <@JacobSartorius> Please just be mine ... ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’˜
[23:59] <+NedaKalantar> Now this is the sloppy drunk America loves to hate. Well done, Rick.
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[23:59] <+morty_smith> *BUILDING FALLS APART*
[23:59] <+LJMcKanas> *evades falling steel*
[23:59] <+morty_smith> *RACES DOWNSTAIRS*
[23:59] <+morty_smith> *EVADES FALLING STEEL*
[23:59] <+LJMcKanas> *climbs through hole in wall*
[23:59] <interdimensional> stay tuned for a hot NEW interdimensional tv clip coming very soon
[23:59] <+morty_smith> *CLIMBS THROUGH HOLE IN WALL*
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[23:59] <+LJMcKanas> *escapes into the street*
[23:59] <+morty_smith> *ESCAPES ITO THE STREET*
[00:00] <@JacobSartorius> Karen you're always the last text that I send before bed ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ’˜ i promise ill flip on my alliance for you...these lines don't mean anything๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜
[00:01] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): So Karen and Jacob are getting pretty close, huh?
[00:01] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) W-what?! I thought me and Jacob were something... apparently not.
[00:01] <+KarenSmith> CONF: Jacob reminds me of my first cousin, he is so hot :D
[00:01] <DennisReynolds_> Jacob, already moving onto someone else?
[00:01] <@JacobSartorius> teddy no you'll always be #1 in my heart ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜
[00:01] <DennisReynolds_> That shows no respect for women.
[00:01] <DennisReynolds_> It's so appalling, right, Neda?
[00:01] <@DraHosting> the only person making progress in this challenge is Katie.
[00:01] <@JacobSartorius> tbh dennis i always respect women like my mom๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ my sister๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ my maid๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜
[00:01] <+TeddyDuncan> Is that so? Then you need to drop Karen.
[00:01] <+KarenSmith> Can you respect me, Denny?
[00:01] <+NedaKalantar> It is apaling.
[00:02] <+KarenSmith> Because you aren't :'(
[00:02] <@JacobSartorius> Teddy you know i can't pick between you two..๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜
[00:02] <+KarenSmith> You aren't even talking to me DENNY
[00:02] <+NedaKalantar> Teddy, Karen, don't play into this game.
[00:02] <@JacobSartorius> CONF: I'm stuck between a rock & a hard place...between my love for karen ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ teddy๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ and my music ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜
[00:02] <+TeddyDuncan> Then you don't have to pick.
[00:02] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS KATYA...I MEAN KATIE
[00:02] * TeddyDuncan walks away
[00:02] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S VIP COMPETITION!!!!!
[00:02] <+AmericanKatie> I WIN!!!!! I WIN AMERICAN VIP!!!! ^_^
[00:02] <+KarenSmith> Katherine won, go her
[00:02] <+morty_smith> oh no!
[00:02] <+NedaKalantar> Karen and Teddy, you're both far too beautiful for him, you know that right?
[00:02] <@JacobSartorius> no baby please...๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ ily so much you're always my last text of the day..๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜and my first text of the morning..๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ you are my life & love๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ the sun in the sky ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ my everything darling
[00:02] <+NedaKalantar> No offense Jacob, but I have to liberate women first.
[00:02] <+TeddyDuncan> I know, Neda. Thank you girlfriend. Boys just don't seem to get it!
[00:03] <@DraHosting> America will now vote for an MVP.
[00:03] <@JacobSartorius> tbh neda sorry i dont want you.๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ i dont want to give you my sweatshirts your shoulders are too broad
[00:03] <+KarenSmith> Vote for me!
[00:03] * DennisReynolds_ gasps
[00:03] <DennisReynolds_> How could you say that about a woman like Neda?
[00:03] <+morty_smith> save me america
[00:03] <+NedaKalantar> I don't want you either buddy, that's okay. You're like the little brother I've always wanted to have.
[00:03] <@JacobSartorius> CONF: there's a gender divide in this house๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜...the girls are breaking up with me..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚and my heart is breaking
[00:03] <+morty_smith> i-i need to do this for jessica!
[00:03] <+KarenSmith> Who is Jessie?
[00:03] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ tbh all these girls the same..
[00:04] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS RICK
[00:04] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THIS WEEK'S MVP!!!!!
[00:04] <@JacobSartorius> teddy you crushed my heart..๐Ÿ™„ you'll pay for that tbh
[00:04] <+KarenSmith> Yay Ricky!
[00:04] <+RickSanchez> Ha-haaaaa! Lick my taint, Galactic Federation! Check that out, Morty.
[00:04] <@DraHosting> LIGHTS!
[00:04] <@DraHosting> CAMERA!
[00:04] <@DraHosting> ACTION!
[00:04] <@JacobSartorius> tbh i just want to cry & eat chocolate ice cream......teddy has been playing me this entire time ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’˜ please god i just want her to be mine
[00:04] <@DraHosting> Sean Connery, the actor that plays James Bond, wore a wig in how many of his Bond performances?
[00:04] <+LJMcKanas> 2
[00:04] <+AmericanKatie> 2
[00:04] <+AmericanKatie> 3
[00:04] <+AmericanKatie> 4
[00:04] <+LJMcKanas> 1
[00:04] <+AmericanKatie> 1
[00:04] <+NedaKalantar> 1
[00:04] <+RickSanchez> 5
[00:04] <@JacobSartorius> 6
[00:04] <+LJMcKanas> 7
[00:05] <@JacobSartorius> 0
[00:05] <+RickSanchez> 69
[00:05] <@JacobSartorius> 8
[00:05] <@JacobSartorius> 9
[00:05] <@JacobSartorius> 10
[00:05] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’˜
[00:05] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’˜ 10
[00:05] <@JacobSartorius> aka the amount of girls that broke my heart ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’˜
[00:05] <+KarenSmith> 4
[00:05] <@DraHosting> none of these are correct
[00:05] <+AmericanKatie> 11
[00:05] <+NedaKalantar> 0
[00:05] <+AmericanKatie> 12
[00:05] <+AmericanKatie> 13
[00:05] <+AmericanKatie> 14
[00:05] <+AmericanKatie> 15
[00:05] <+morty_smith> 17
[00:05] <+KarenSmith> 77
[00:05] <+KarenSmith> 15
[00:05] <+KarenSmith> 19
[00:05] <+KarenSmith> 21
[00:05] <@JacobSartorius> 7
[00:06] <+KarenSmith> 27
[00:06] <+morty_smith> 24
[00:06] <@DraHosting> it's in the 20s
[00:06] <+KarenSmith> 22
[00:06] <@JacobSartorius> 21
[00:06] <+KarenSmith> 23
[00:06] <+morty_smith> 21
[00:06] <+KarenSmith> 2
[00:06] <+AmericanKatie> 20
[00:06] <@JacobSartorius> 27
[00:06] <+KarenSmith> 25
[00:06] <+AmericanKatie> 2
[00:06] <+morty_smith> 26
[00:06] <@JacobSartorius> 26
[00:06] <+KarenSmith> 26
[00:06] <+AmericanKatie> 29
[00:06] <@DraHosting> 25 is correct!
[00:06] <@JacobSartorius> 29
[00:06] <+LJMcKanas> 25
[00:06] <+morty_smith> 29
[00:06] <@DraHosting> Karen gets it
[00:06] <+morty_smith> I won
[00:06] <+KarenSmith> YAY! :D
[00:06] <@DraHosting> Karen, here is your key
[00:06] * DraHosting hands the key over to Karen
[00:06] <+KarenSmith> What do I do with it?
[00:06] <@DraHosting> Please select any of the five safes to open.
[00:06] <@DraHosting> You will receive a GAME CHANGING advantage as a result.
[00:06] <+KarenSmith> Um... number 5! :D
[00:06] <+AmericanKatie> *scoffs*
[00:06] <+AmericanKatie> Stupid girl! She picks 5?
[00:06] <+AmericanKatie> Everyone knows you never pick 5.
[00:07] <+KarenSmith> Stop being rude, Katie
[00:07] <@DraHosting> *safe number five opens up*
[00:07] <@DraHosting> Karen, you have won....
[00:07] <@DraHosting> the ACADEMY AWARD!
[00:07] <+NedaKalantar> :-o
[00:07] <@DraHosting> With this, you will ALWAYS be in the cast.
[00:07] <+KarenSmith> I WON AN AWARD?
[00:07] <@DraHosting> You will ALWAYS compete for VIP status.
[00:07] <+LJMcKanas> Wow!
[00:07] <@DraHosting> This cannot be taken away from you as long as you are in this game.
[00:07] <+LJMcKanas> That's almost useful at all!
[00:07] <+AmericanKatie> And she will lose every time.
[00:07] <+KarenSmith> What does that mean?
[00:07] <@DraHosting> If you are eliminated, the Academy Award must be willed to someone else.
[00:08] == DraHosting changed the topic of #TVStars to: Directors Cut: Jacob, Dennis, Karen, Katya, LJ, Morty, Neda, Rick, Teddy | JURY: TBA | SAFES: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 X
[00:08] <+KarenSmith> I like awards :D
[00:08] <@DraHosting> there we go that works better
[00:08] <@DraHosting> It is now time for elimination.
[00:08] <@DraHosting> One of you will soon be the first member of the TV Stars Jury.
[00:08] <@DraHosting> Please cast your votes now.
[00:08] <@DraHosting> They are due by 12:15
[00:09] <+morty_smith> i voted
[00:10] <+morty_smith> *puts sticker on*
[00:10] <+morty_smith> :)
[00:10] <+LJMcKanas> Good job, Morty.
[00:10] <+LJMcKanas> You interested in horses?
[00:10] <+LJMcKanas> And I mean in general.
[00:10] <+LJMcKanas> Not sexually.
[00:10] <+RickSanchez> I -- *belches* -- I'm losing my grip on reality here. This is getting ridiculous. Where are all my friends? Where's the interdimensional cable? A man needs some entertainment here. Staring at Morty's face isn't enough entertainment for me.
[00:10] <+AmericanKatie> *grabs Rick's face*
[00:10] <+morty_smith> w-what
[00:10] <+morty_smith> rick
[00:10] <+AmericanKatie> ~I~ am your entertainment.
[00:10] <+morty_smith> get it together!
[00:10] * morty_smith slaps rick
[00:11] <+RickSanchez> PTOOO!
[00:11] <+RickSanchez> Morty! That was...
[00:11] <@DraHosting> I need Teddy to vote
[00:11] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ’˜ im so sorry to who i voted for ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’˜ nothing personal
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[00:11] <+RickSanchez> That was... that was the most PURE POWER I've ever seen from you. In my life. I can't believe that, Morty. God, Morty, have you been going to the gym lately?
[00:11] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): This has been the hardest decision of the game by far for me. I can't believe I have to betray an ally, but I need to show I'm capable of seeing the other side of thins.
[00:11] <+RickSanchez> Ow. That actually genuinely hurt, Morty. Take a damn chill pill, Morty.
[00:11] <+morty_smith> y-yes actually
[00:11] <+morty_smith> and
[00:11] <+morty_smith> no
[00:11] <+morty_smith> i won't take a chill pill!
[00:12] <@DraHosting> The votes are in.
[00:12] * DraHosting walks in with the renewal slips
[00:12] <+KarenSmith> I hope I get another gift card
[00:12] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Jacob
[00:12] * NedaKalantar hangs head in shame
[00:12] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Dennis
[00:12] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Neda
[00:12] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Rick
[00:12] <+KarenSmith> You guys probably voted for me but! :D
[00:12] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Morty
[00:12] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Karen
[00:12] <+KarenSmith> My ESPN tells me, I will survive
[00:12] <@DraHosting> LJ and Teddy.
[00:12] <@DraHosting> You are the bottom two.
[00:12] <+KarenSmith> MY ESPN WAS RIGHT! :D
[00:12] * RickSanchez is visibly distressed
[00:13] <@DraHosting> But things were different this week.
[00:13] <@DraHosting> Because, for the first time, the house was entirely united.
[00:13] <@DraHosting> By a vote of 6-2.....
[00:13] <+RickSanchez> Hahaha, look at that, Morty! We're -- we're safe, Morty! No need to punch your old grandpa anymore, huh, Morty? We're gonna be fine.
[00:13] <@DraHosting> x
[00:13] <@DraHosting> x
[00:13] <@DraHosting> x
[00:13] <@DraHosting> x
[00:13] <@DraHosting> x
[00:13] <@DraHosting> x
[00:13] <@DraHosting> x
[00:13] <@DraHosting> x
[00:13] <@DraHosting> x
[00:13] <+LJMcKanas> That's not entirely
[00:13] <@DraHosting> LJ.
[00:13] <@DraHosting> Your show has been canceled.
[00:13] <@DraHosting> Please exit to the left and PM me on main.
[00:13] <+TeddyDuncan> Ha!!!
[00:13] <@DraHosting> You are the FIRST member of the Jury.
[00:13] <+KarenSmith> Bye TJ!
[00:13] <@DraHosting> If you have to go, leave me a blacklist.
[00:13] <+NedaKalantar> :(
[00:13] <+AmericanKatie> *claps* Big american HORSEFUCKER, get ooooout! Haha!
[00:13] <+NedaKalantar> Bye, LJ
[00:13] <+KarenSmith> I will miss you and your cow <3
[00:13] <+LJMcKanas> WHAT ABOUT LJ JR
[00:13] <+LJMcKanas> MY SON!
[00:13] <+LJMcKanas> MY HALF HORSE ABOMINATION SON
[00:13] <+LJMcKanas> HE'S NOT GOING TO COLLEGE
[00:14] <+RickSanchez> Wait, wha? LJ left?
[00:14] * RickSanchez is visibly blackout drunk
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[00:14] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) He really tried to come for me. Sadly for him, Teddy Duncan does not play around!
[00:14] <+RickSanchez> I -- I need to start paying closer attention. Jesus. You should meet my daughter Beth, LJ. She just divorced her husband and she's really itching for a nice, virile man who loves horses.
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[00:14] <+RickSanchez> Give her a call.
[00:14] <+morty_smith> :0
[00:14] <@DraHosting> ---end of episode---
[00:14] <+TeddyDuncan> This is what you get for trying to fool me, LJ. Flipping our alliance wasn't all so smart now, was it?
[00:14] <+TeddyDuncan> No one messes with Teddy Duncan's game and gets away with it!
[00:14] <+TeddyDuncan> *very loud sitcom crowd cheering as Teddy struts down the hall*
[00:14] <@DraHosting> ---next episode---
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[00:15] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): Ultimately, I did have to vote out LJ. This game is about making fast decisions, and that was one that I had to make. Ultimately, LJ wasn't good for my game anymore.
[00:15] <+KarenSmith> CONF: I am so confused.... but at least I look pretty :D
[00:15] <+RickSanchez> (CONF): LJ left? Huh. I... I don't remember voting him. Maybe I did. *belches* Maybe I got a little too riggety-riggety-WRECKED last night. You know, sometimes that's what you have to do. It numbs the pain. Especially when your GRANDSON gives you a NICE HEFTY PUNCH in the FACE.
[00:16] <+KarenSmith> Guys!
[00:16] <@JacobSartorius> CONF: tbh i worked really hard to pull the STRINGS ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’˜ on that lj boot..even though teddy humiliated me ..i still love her ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ she's my forever bae.. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ i want to wake up to her in the morning...my heart aches...please god just let let her b mine
[00:16] <+KarenSmith> I can fit the whole Academy Award in my mouth, wanna see?
[00:16] <@DraHosting> LIGHTS!
[00:16] <@DraHosting> CAMERA!
[00:16] <@DraHosting> ACTION!
[00:16] <@JacobSartorius> me
[00:16] == NedaKalantar changed the topic of #TVStars to: Directors Cut: Jacob, Dennis, Karen, Katya, Morty, Neda, Rick, Teddy | JURY: LJ | SAFES: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4| X
[00:16] <@DraHosting> What are the ornaments that Marv from "Home Alone" steps on actually made from?
[00:16] <@JacobSartorius> plastic
[00:16] <+KarenSmith> Lights
[00:16] <+KarenSmith> Rubber
[00:16] <+KarenSmith> Glass
[00:16] <@JacobSartorius> candy
[00:16] <+RickSanchez> dildos
[00:16] <+KarenSmith> String
[00:16] <+AmericanKatie> cheeseburger
[00:16] <@DraHosting> candy is correct!
[00:17] <@DraHosting> Jacob gets the key!
[00:17] * DraHosting hands the key over to Jacob
[00:17] <+KarenSmith> Yay Jason <3
[00:17] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸŽค Then you can wear my sweatshirt๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ‘• And you can tell your friends ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ‘ค ๐Ÿ‘ฅWe'll be together 'til the end ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธโค๏ธ
[00:17] <+RickSanchez> What the hell? I could've sworn I had that one.
[00:17] <@DraHosting> Jacob, please select a Safe to open.
[00:17] <@DraHosting> Safe 1 - 4
[00:17] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸŽค ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฌ
[00:17] <@JacobSartorius> 3
[00:18] <@DraHosting> *safe three opens*
[00:18] <+KarenSmith> :o
[00:18] <@DraHosting> You have received the OVERTHROW advantage.
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[00:18] <DimensionDaveB> hey fuckers how ya doin
[00:18] <+KarenSmith> Who are you?
[00:18] <@DraHosting> You may use this at any point at elimination to STEAL immunity from another player.
[00:18] <DimensionDaveB> my name's Dave B-Boris
[00:18] <+KarenSmith> AM I BEING KIDNAPPED?!
[00:18] <DimensionDaveB> and i'm on TV
[00:18] <@DraHosting> This will effectively usurp their power and make you the winner instead.
[00:18] <DimensionDaveB> and i'm, I have a show where
[00:18] <DimensionDaveB> I--shit on people's couches
[00:18] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸŽค ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฌ nicee
[00:18] <@DraHosting> If you steal Director or MVP, you will be able to vote.
[00:18] <DimensionDaveB> i just. i just go to their house and shit on their couches
[00:18] <@DraHosting> If you steal VIP, you cannot vote.
[00:18] <@DraHosting> All rules apply.
[00:18] <DimensionDaveB> Today we're in a big ass um
[00:18] <+RickSanchez> Shit on couches? Come on. That's like... that's like shitting on the floor but better.
[00:18] <DimensionDaveB> five story mansion
[00:18] <Dennis_Reynolds> I can feel there's going to be a huge blindside tonight. My body is ready.
[00:18] <DimensionDaveB> and i'm just gonna shit on the couch
[00:18] <DimensionDaveB> oooooooooh. ooooooh
[00:19] <DimensionDaveB> that was a good shit
[00:19] <DimensionDaveB> Alright uh
[00:19] == DraHosting changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Jacob, Dennis, Karen, Katya, Morty, Neda, Rick, Teddy | JURY: LJ | SAFES: 1 | 2 | X | 4 | X
[00:19] <DimensionDaveB> I'm gonna go before before the police, they find me
[00:19] <DimensionDaveB> i'm very wanted
[00:19] <Dennis_Reynolds> CONF: I love blindsides in this game. When people's faces drop from completely confident to crushed.
[00:19] <@DraHosting> It is now time for the next DIRECTOR'S COMPETITION
[00:19] <+KarenSmith> Bye, creppy dude!
[00:19] <DimensionDaveB> for shitting, for shitting on the c-c-ha-ha-couches
[00:19] * Dennis_Reynolds makes unsettling face
[00:19] <DimensionDaveB> Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[00:19] <Dennis_Reynolds> CONF: It's great.
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[00:19] <+AmericanKatie> I am director!!!!
[00:19] <+morty_smith> oh
[00:19] <@DraHosting> This competition is called "Let's Get Lit"
[00:19] <+KarenSmith> CONF: Yay, I didn't get kidnapped :D
[00:19] <@DraHosting> This challenge involves me singing a song lyric and you finishing it.
[00:19] <@JacobSartorius> (brb)
[00:19] <+NedaKalantar> FINALLY A CHALLENGE I CAN GET BEHIND
[00:19] <+RickSanchez> (CONF): I can see through Dennis's lies. Maybe he's another Federation agent. Maybe he's trying to get me out. Maybe the "huge blindside" he's describing is me. Well, if it is, the joke's on him, because I've EXPECTED to die for like twelve episodes so far. And yeah, I know there have only been like five. So what?
[00:19] <@DraHosting> The first person to TWO points.
[00:19] <@DraHosting> Will win.
[00:19] <@DraHosting> Are you all ready?
[00:19] <+KarenSmith> No!
[00:19] <+NedaKalantar> Yes.
[00:20] <+RickSanchez> Oh now THIS is the one for me. Hosting, you better play my hit single. If you don't I'm literally boycotting the rest of your damn show.
[00:20] <+RickSanchez> Ohhhh yeeeeah!
[00:20] <+AmericanKatie> I know American songs... I am American Katie
[00:20] <+AmericanKatie> *nods*
[00:20] <@DraHosting> FIRST LYRIC:
[00:20] <@DraHosting> "I live for the applause, applause, applause - I live for the WAY that you ___ and ___ for me..."
[00:20] <+RickSanchez> cheer and scream
[00:20] <+AmericanKatie> cheer, scream
[00:20] <@DraHosting> RICK SCORES!
[00:20] <+NedaKalantar> cheer and scream
[00:20] <@DraHosting> Rick - 1
[00:20] <@DraHosting> Next round.
[00:21] <@DraHosting> "I'm just tryna work out.... all these ____ I've been dealt"
[00:21] <+NedaKalantar> cards
[00:21] <+AmericanKatie> shit?
[00:21] <+KarenSmith> HANDS
[00:21] <+RickSanchez> cards
[00:21] <Dennis_Reynolds> cards
[00:21] <@DraHosting> NEDA SCORES!
[00:21] <@DraHosting> NEDA / RICK - 1
[00:21] <+NedaKalantar> <3
[00:21] <@DraHosting> Next round.
[00:21] <+RickSanchez> .
[00:21] <@DraHosting> "No dawn....no DAYY....I'm always in this ______....in the shadow....of your ___...."
[00:21] <+NedaKalantar> place and light
[00:21] <+KarenSmith> TWILIGHT
[00:21] <+KarenSmith> SHADOW
[00:22] <+KarenSmith> HEART
[00:22] <+RickSanchez> twilight, heart
[00:22] <+KarenSmith> TWILIGHT, HEART
[00:22] <@DraHosting> Rick got it!
[00:22] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS RICK!
[00:22] <+KarenSmith> That's not fair!
[00:22] <+RickSanchez> GET RIGGETY-RIGGETY-WREEEEEEECKED
[00:22] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S DIRECTOR COMPETITION!
[00:22] <Dennis_Reynolds> This music was fucking awful.
[00:22] <+KarenSmith> I was right
[00:22] <@DraHosting> The movie will begin shortly.
[00:22] <+AmericanKatie> YES!
[00:22] <Dennis_Reynolds> Why not put on some '80s shit?
[00:22] <+AmericanKatie> MY MAN!
[00:22] <Dennis_Reynolds> Whatever, just reaffirms that you're a bland host.
[00:22] <+RickSanchez> True.
[00:22] <Dennis_Reynolds> ...Actually.
[00:22] <+NedaKalantar> Hmmm.
[00:22] * RickSanchez takes out a massive boombox and starts playing his intergalactic #1 hit, "Get Schwifty"
[00:22] <Dennis_Reynolds> How did you get this job, Dra?
[00:23] <+RickSanchez> Come on, Morty. Dance to the rhythm. Listen to -- listen to the rhythm, Morty. It's a great one.
[00:23] <+morty_smith> w-what?
[00:23] <+AmericanKatie> *sexily dances to Get Schwifty*
[00:24] <+TeddyDuncan> *thinks about eating toast points with salmon and dill*
[00:24] <@DraHosting> ALRIGHT!
[00:24] <+KarenSmith> Katya, your dancing is gross
[00:24] <@DraHosting> LET'S GET TO IT!
[00:24] <@DraHosting> THIS WEEK, WE'RE FILMING A VERY SOMBER AND SOMEWHAT SCARY MOVIE ABOUT WAR.
[00:24] <@DraHosting> THE VIETNAM WAR, PERHAPS!
[00:24] <+RickSanchez> Take off your pants and your panties!
[00:24] <@DraHosting> not world war 3
[00:24] <+RickSanchez> Shit on the floor!
[00:24] <@DraHosting> like donald trump is causing.
[00:24] <+RickSanchez> It's time to get schwifty in here!
[00:24] <+RickSanchez> Gotta shit on the floor!
[00:24] <+RickSanchez> I'm Mr. Bulldops
[00:24] <@DraHosting> RICK.
[00:24] <@DraHosting> AS THE DIRECTOR, YOU MUST CAST FOUR OTHER PEOPLE.
[00:24] <@DraHosting> KAREN IS THE FIFTH PLAYER BY DEFAULT.
[00:25] <+RickSanchez> I'm Mr. Bulldops, gotta shit on the floor, take off your panties and your pa-- *belches* Oh.
[00:25] <+KarenSmith> I was in a war once
[00:25] <+RickSanchez> Okay. Uh. Bear with me here. This is gonna be a toughie.
[00:25] <@DraHosting> make your declarations in caps
[00:25] <+KarenSmith> This girl totally like ruined my hair during it :o
[00:25] <+RickSanchez> I PICK MORTY, FIRST OF ALL
[00:25] <+RickSanchez> AND
[00:25] <+RickSanchez> JACOB
[00:25] <+RickSanchez> AND DENNIS
[00:25] <+RickSanchez> AND KATYA
[00:25] <+AmericanKatie> ...
[00:25] <+AmericanKatie> KATIE.
[00:25] <+AmericanKatie> :)
[00:25] <+NedaKalantar> Original. Groundbreaking picks.
[00:25] <+RickSanchez> KATIE OKAY SORRY
[00:25] <+RickSanchez> Yeah, Neda, well, maybe I don't like seeing you win -- *belches* -- win challenges all the time, huh?
[00:25] <+NedaKalantar> See Katie, Rick doesn't respect you enough to learn your real name.
[00:26] <Dennis_Reynolds> Thank you, Rick.
[00:26] <+KarenSmith> Um, Draven!
[00:26] <+morty_smith> r-rick why!
[00:26] <@DraHosting> yes ma'am?
[00:26] <+KarenSmith> I can't play... I'm *cough* *cough* sick :/
[00:26] <@DraHosting> too fucking bad.
[00:26] <@DraHosting> FOR YOUR FAME TASK:
[00:26] <@DraHosting> YOU WILL BE COMPETING FOR THE LEAD ROLE OF WAR GENERAL IN THIS MOVIE, "VIETNAM"
[00:26] <@DraHosting> YOU WILL HAVE TO SEARCH FOR THE SHELTER IN ONE OF TEN BARRACKS.
[00:26] <@DraHosting> YOU WILL JOIN FROM #BARRACK1 TO #BARRACK10
[00:26] <@DraHosting> TO FIND ME.
[00:26] <+RickSanchez> Morty I had to -- *belches loudly* -- I had to put you in. You're strong and manly. You know a lot about war. You killed some aliens once.
[00:26] <+KarenSmith> Barrack Obama?
[00:27] <+KarenSmith> He's here?! :O
[00:27] <@DraHosting> ON MY MARK...
[00:27] <@DraHosting> GET SET....
[00:27] <@DraHosting> GO!
[00:27] <+KarenSmith> I can't believe the Principal of the United States is here :O
[00:28] * RickSanchez pounds down multiple beers, due to not competing in this challenge
[00:28] <+NedaKalantar> I don't need to win all the time, Rick.
[00:28] <+TeddyDuncan> *burps loudly*
[00:28] <+KarenSmith> Tori!
[00:28] <+KarenSmith> That is so gross
[00:28] <+KarenSmith> And you have dog breath...
[00:28] <+TeddyDuncan> Sorry...
[00:29] <+TeddyDuncan> *she takes out her video cam* Now Charlie, what I'm about to show you, is kind of disturbing. So brace yourself. *she points the camera to Katie*
[00:29] <+TeddyDuncan> Hopefully you never end up like that! *giggles*
[00:29] <+morty_smith> join #barrack1
[00:29] <+KarenSmith> Who is Casey? @Tori
[00:29] <+KarenSmith> I don't think she's in this house...
[00:29] <+KarenSmith> CONF: Tracy is so weird...
[00:29] <+RickSanchez> Morty, get your head in the game!
[00:30] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS DENNIS
[00:30] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S VIP COMPETITION!!!!!!
[00:30] <+KarenSmith> Yay Denny!
[00:30] * Dennis_Reynolds cheers way too loudly
[00:30] <Dennis_Reynolds> I mean, uh... as expected.
[00:30] <+RickSanchez> Heck yeah! Go Dennis! Kick those Federation losers in the balls!
[00:31] <+TeddyDuncan> She's my sister, Karen! I am recording vlogs for her.
[00:31] <@DraHosting> America will now vote for an MVP.
[00:31] <+TeddyDuncan> *looks back into the camera* Karen seems so lost sometimes. Good luck her!
[00:31] <Dennis_Reynolds> .
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[00:32] <+morty_smith> vote me
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[00:32] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ tbh ngl this is gonna be one of the HARDEST votes......LJ was an easy vote but the girls r on one side & the boy on the other---and I need to act FAST~~๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘
[00:32] <DennisReynolds_> I have returned, no need to worry.
[00:32] <DennisReynolds_> I was simply enjoying my... VIP room.
[00:33] <+RickSanchez> Don't worry, Morty, I'll be voting for you. Of course I'm voting for you, Morty. It's -- it's obvious here, Morty.
[00:33] <+NedaKalantar> Congrats, Dennis.
[00:33] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS MORTY
[00:33] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THIS WEEK'S MVP!!!!!!
[00:33] <+morty_smith> hurray!
[00:33] <+RickSanchez> HECK YEAH MORTY!!!
[00:33] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ nahh yeet you though!! i'm using my overthrow advantage today dra
[00:33] <+KarenSmith> Monty, yay!
[00:33] * RickSanchez vomits
[00:33] <@JacobSartorius> thought*
[00:33] <+RickSanchez> ... O--- oh.
[00:33] <@DraHosting> could you be less dramatic
[00:34] <@DraHosting> Who will you be overthrowing?
[00:34] <+TeddyDuncan> Congratulations, Morty! *eats a sandwich in celebration*
[00:34] <@JacobSartorius> โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ haters are my motivators
[00:34] * NedaKalantar crosses legs
[00:34] <@JacobSartorius> overthrowing morty :(( </333 sorry
[00:34] <@DraHosting> Morty, your MVP status has been revoked.
[00:34] <@DraHosting> Jacob is now the MVP.
[00:34] <@JacobSartorius> โœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธ
[00:34] <@JacobSartorius> big plans for my future..
[00:34] <+RickSanchez> This is a crock pot full of bullshit. Like more bullshit than literal shit coming out of a bull's anus. Come on, Jacob. You can't bully my grandson Morty like that. He's -- *belches* -- he's a good kid.
[00:34] <+morty_smith> what?
[00:34] <+morty_smith> why
[00:34] <@DraHosting> You may now cast your votes. You cannot vote for Rick, Dennis, or Jacob.
[00:34] <+morty_smith> jacob
[00:34] <@JacobSartorius> I don't think I've ever wanted a girlfriend as bad as now...
[00:34] <+morty_smith> what the hell
[00:34] <DennisReynolds_> Well, he wasn't going to overthrow me, of course.
[00:34] <@DraHosting> Your votes are due by 12:42
[00:35] <DennisReynolds_> Just goes to show America not to vote for... Morty as their favorite.
[00:35] * DennisReynolds_ glares at screen
[00:35] <+NedaKalantar> It is what it is, right?
[00:35] <+morty_smith> why not
[00:35] <+morty_smith> i'm likable
[00:36] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): This vote is 100% drawing lines in the sand. This is the first vote since the first that I haven't absolutely been immune. I'm at risk of going home, but if I survive, know that I'm gonna fight like hell.
[00:36] <DennisReynolds_> I suppose it is, Neda. Good observation.
[00:36] <+TeddyDuncan> Does anyone remember that cable show So You Think You Can Yodel?
[00:37] <+TeddyDuncan> I tried to get on it once. It was nothing compared to this though!
[00:37] <@JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ’” โฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’ž ๐Ÿ’“ ๐Ÿ’— ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ’
[00:37] <@JacobSartorius> tbh it's time for me to reveal some big secrets tonight
[00:37] <@JacobSartorius> some will get hurt in the process
[00:37] <+KarenSmith> :o
[00:37] <@JacobSartorius> but this game is a ticking time bomb ๐Ÿ’” โฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’ž ๐Ÿ’“ ๐Ÿ’— ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ’
[00:37] <+NedaKalantar> I really did like you, Dennis.
[00:37] <+KarenSmith> No one knows we're dating, Jason!
[00:37] <+KarenSmith> Don't tell them!
[00:38] <+NedaKalantar> Can we please not get into this, again?
[00:38] <@JacobSartorius> teddy...im sorry.
[00:38] <@JacobSartorius> but i cant do this anymore tbh~
[00:38] <+NedaKalantar> ...
[00:38] <@JacobSartorius> KATIE- there's a girls alliance without you....
[00:38] <@JacobSartorius> consisting of neda, teddy & karen
[00:38] <@JacobSartorius> vote for neda tonight....
[00:38] <+NedaKalantar> :)
[00:38] <@JacobSartorius> it's in ur best interest baby girl
[00:38] <+AmericanKatie> Must you say the same thing out loud that you've told me in private?
[00:38] <+TeddyDuncan> Jacob...
[00:38] <+NedaKalantar> Katie, let me enlighten you.
[00:38] <+AmericanKatie> *scoffs*
[00:38] <@JacobSartorius> stick with the guys we'll treat you right we'll even let u wear our sweatshirts <3
[00:38] <+AmericanKatie> Attention whores.
[00:38] <DennisReynolds_> Neda, what is he saying?
[00:38] <@JacobSartorius> yes..to drive home the point...
[00:39] <DennisReynolds_> That's ridiculous.
[00:39] <+RickSanchez> Hey, Dennis, Morty is great. He's a perfect guy. You know... Morty. He's like great. He's a good kid. Even when he slaps me in the face. He's trying to help me get that sauce, Dennis.
[00:39] <+KarenSmith> DENNY
[00:39] <+KarenSmith> TALK TO ME
[00:39] <+morty_smith> thanks rick
[00:39] <+KarenSmith> You are being so rude to me :'(
[00:39] <DennisReynolds_> Yeah, I think... I understand, Rick.
[00:39] <+NedaKalantar> Jacob, Rick, and Morty, they're with each other through the final three. You're just a number to them.
[00:39] <+NedaKalantar> To us, you're one of the girls, you're one of us.
[00:39] <+NedaKalantar> You MATTER to us, you're VALUED.
[00:39] <@JacobSartorius> then why didn't you let her into the chat?
[00:39] <+NedaKalantar> Rick has treated you like shit since Day 1.
[00:39] <@JacobSartorius> #Kaboodle
[00:39] <@JacobSartorius> my eyes & ears r open ..
[00:40] <+NedaKalantar> Honey I didn't make the Kaboodle chat
[00:40] <+AmericanKatie> *stares straight ahead*
[00:40] <DennisReynolds_> Karen, I'm so sorry!
[00:40] <+NedaKalantar> Jacob you are about as talented at lying as you are singing.
[00:40] <+TeddyDuncan> The plan was to overthrow the alliance you're in Jacob, since you did flip against LJ when I asked you to.
[00:40] <+KarenSmith> :'( @Denny
[00:40] <+TeddyDuncan> So I thought I could trust you.
[00:40] <+NedaKalantar> Which is incredibly, incredibly low.
[00:40] <DennisReynolds_> The game is just so manic, I didn't have time to spend with a nice girl like you.
[00:40] <DennisReynolds_> Platonically.
[00:40] <+NedaKalantar> This is a bunch of horse show.
[00:40] == Spectator [4957f9f4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.73.87.249.244] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds]
[00:40] * DennisReynolds_ looks at Neda before looking back
[00:40] <+NedaKalantar> Dennis.
[00:40] <+NedaKalantar> I seriously cared about you.
[00:40] <DennisReynolds_> Yes, Neda?
[00:40] <+NedaKalantar> You're the first guy after Jon I've even looked at, cared for.
[00:40] <+TeddyDuncan> Because, together with you Jacob, we'd be the majority. It's sad you don't wanna be with us.
[00:40] <+NedaKalantar> This game brings out the worst in people.
[00:41] <+NedaKalantar> This isn't who I am outside of this game. I'm here for my family, they need the money.
[00:41] <+morty_smith> what
[00:41] <+TeddyDuncan> But go ahead, get Katie against us. *she turns to Katie* just remember that you most likely won't make it past top 4. Just saying.
[00:41] <DennisReynolds_> I care about you too!
[00:41] <+NedaKalantar> Rick's a scientist, he's rich. Therefore, Morty is rich by relation.
[00:41] <+morty_smith> what is this
[00:41] <+morty_smith> i'm not rich!
[00:41] <+NedaKalantar> Please don't vote me out, Dennis.
[00:41] <+morty_smith> rick's an alcoholic!
[00:41] <DennisReynolds_> And I... completely understand.
[00:41] <DennisReynolds_> I can't vote anyway, dear. I'm the VIP.
[00:41] <+NedaKalantar> I care about you, and I want to get to know you better in this game.
[00:41] <+RickSanchez> What is -- *burps* -- what's even going on? I'm completely lost. Blah, blah, sob story, I don't give a shit. Sometimes you just have to get schwifty. Ignore that outside shit. Everyone's gonna die someday so who even gives a shit. Suck a penis or something. Unless you're Morty. He's definitely not gay.
[00:41] <+morty_smith> he wastes all our money on a plot to get back some stupid mcdonald's sauce from the 90s!
[00:41] <+NedaKalantar> Then why are you working with him, Morty?
[00:41] <+RickSanchez> An alcoholic?! What are you talking about! I'm no alcoholic! I'm -- *burps* -- I'm a well-balanced individual!
[00:41] <@DraHosting> I have the votes.
[00:41] <DennisReynolds_> But just know that I'm hoping as much as I can that you can stay here with me! Just know that.
[00:42] <+TeddyDuncan> Oh dear.
[00:42] * DraHosting walks in with the votes
[00:42] <+AmericanKatie> *stonefaced*
[00:42] <+NedaKalantar> Jacob literally just threw you under the bus and exposed you by stealing your immunity, and you're still working with them?
[00:42] <+RickSanchez> I'm an academically trained man who has all sorts of experience in science stuff! Come on, MORTY!
[00:42] <+KarenSmith> Give me another gift card :D
[00:42] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Teddy
[00:42] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Katie
[00:42] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Jacob
[00:42] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Rick
[00:42] <+KarenSmith> I want one :'(
[00:42] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Karen
[00:42] <+KarenSmith> YAY! :D
[00:42] * NedaKalantar sighs
[00:42] <@DraHosting> Morty and Neda.
[00:42] <+morty_smith> what about me?
[00:42] <@DraHosting> You are the bottom two.
[00:42] <+morty_smith> why?
[00:42] <+morty_smith> w-why?
[00:42] <+morty_smith> guys?
[00:42] <+NedaKalantar> Figures
[00:42] <+KarenSmith> CONF: I have so many gift cards, I am rich <3
[00:42] <+morty_smith> come on!
[00:42] <@DraHosting> By a vote of 4-3.....
[00:42] <@DraHosting> x
[00:42] <@DraHosting> x
[00:42] <@DraHosting> x
[00:42] <@DraHosting> x
[00:42] <@DraHosting> x
[00:42] <+TeddyDuncan> Good luck, Neda!!!
[00:42] <@DraHosting> x
[00:42] <@DraHosting> x
[00:42] <@DraHosting> x
[00:42] <+RickSanchez> Aw, come on. You guys really decided to vote MORTY?
[00:42] <@DraHosting> x
[00:42] * NedaKalantar smiles
[00:42] <@JacobSartorius> I wanna thank you all for being by my side. Wouldn't trade it for anything. NOTHING ๐Ÿ˜Š
[00:42] <@DraHosting> Neda.
[00:43] <+RickSanchez> This is ridiculous. I'm never gonna get that sauce now.
[00:43] <+NedaKalantar> Yep.
[00:43] <+KarenSmith> Bye Monty!
[00:43] <@JacobSartorius> :(
[00:43] * NedaKalantar stands up.
[00:43] <@DraHosting> Your show has been chickened
[00:43] <+morty_smith> oh.
[00:43] <@DraHosting> Morty.
[00:43] <@DraHosting> Your show has been cancelled.
[00:43] <+KarenSmith> YAY!
[00:43] <+RickSanchez> WHAT?!
[00:43] <+NedaKalantar> WHAT?!
[00:43] <+NedaKalantar> YES!!!
[00:43] <+morty_smith> n-no!
[00:43] <+KarenSmith> I was right :D
[00:43] <+RickSanchez> WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK
[00:43] <+TeddyDuncan> OH MY GOD!!!
[00:43] <+RickSanchez> WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY
[00:43] <+TeddyDuncan> YES!
[00:43] <@DraHosting> Please exit to the left and pm me on main.
[00:43] * NedaKalantar hugs Teddy, Karen, and Katie
[00:43] == AmericanKatie has changed nick to KatyaShmolovsky
[00:43] <+morty_smith> oh.
[00:43] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I change for NO ONE.
[00:43] <@DraHosting> #TVSTARSWOWMOMENT
[00:43] <+KatyaShmolovsky> @Rick
[00:43] <+NedaKalantar> YAY, KATYA
[00:43] <@JacobSartorius> <//3.....we tried........RIP morty...
[00:43] <+morty_smith> well. uh. okay.
[00:43] <+morty_smith> alright.
[00:43] <+NedaKalantar> YAS LADIES, YASSSSSS
[00:43] <+morty_smith> bye guys.
[00:43] * DennisReynolds_ smiles
[00:43] <DennisReynolds_> Neda, oh my god!
[00:43] <+morty_smith> the girls are lame, get 'em rick!
[00:43] <+RickSanchez> THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY YOU GUYS JUST VOTED -- MORTY?! YOU JUST FUCKING VOTED MORTY?! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT. YOU CAN ALL LI-LI-LI-LI -- *BELCHES LOUDLY* LICK MY BALLS. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ALL HAD THE AUDACITY TO VOTE OUT MORTY. WE'RE ALL FUCKED NOW.
[00:43] <+morty_smith> i'm going back to jessica.
[00:43] * DennisReynolds_ hugs not-creepily
[00:43] <+morty_smith> :(
[00:43] * morty_smith leaves
[00:43] <+RickSanchez> I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. MORTY. GO GET LAID OR SOMETHING AT HOME.
[00:43] <+NedaKalantar> GIRLS ARE CHARGING ALL THE WAY TO THE END, BABY
[00:44] <+RickSanchez> You're -- you're a good kid, Morty.
[00:44] <@DraHosting> Morty, you are the second member of the Jury.
[00:44] <@DraHosting> Please leave me a blacklist if you go.
[00:44] <+morty_smith> oh.
[00:44] <+morty_smith> cool
[00:44] <@JacobSartorius> CONF: i took a STAND against the girls.........but i should have known better than to trust katie......
[00:44] <@JacobSartorius> CONF: now im sure im the next to go....but how can those girls look into my eyes & not fall in love? ๐Ÿ˜Š
[00:44] <+KarenSmith> JASON
[00:44] <@JacobSartorius> CONF: I have a dream to do something big and I'm not gonna let ANYBODY stop me. This goes out to anybody with a dream, you can do it. โค๏ธ
[00:44] <+KarenSmith> WE ARE OVER, BY THE WAY
________________________________________
[00:44] == JacobSartorius changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Jacob, Dennis, Karen, Katya, Neda, Rick, Teddy | JURY: LJ, Morty | SAFES: 1 | 2 | X | 4 | X
[00:46] <@DraHosting> ---next episode---
[00:46] <+TeddyDuncan> Sadly for you, no one attempts to screw up Teddy Duncan's game and gets away with it.
[00:46] <JacobSartorius> CONF: i took a STAND against the girls.........but i should have known better than to trust katie...... now im sure im the next to go....but how can those girls look into my eyes & not fall in love? ๐Ÿ˜Š
[00:46] <+RickSanchez> Okay, NOW I'm not complaining. She's -- she's gone. And I hope he doesn't come back.
[00:46] == NedaKalantar [494a72c5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.73.74.114.197] has joined #TVStars
[00:47] <NedaKalantar> ok
[00:47] <+KarenSmith> Can we do something now? :/
[00:47] <NedaKalantar> ^^ :/
[00:47] <@DraHosting> alright guys
[00:47] <@DraHosting> it's time for the next DIRECTOR'S COMPETITION!!
[00:48] <@DraHosting> This competition is called "Scratch My Back"
[00:48] <@DraHosting> You will pm me the name of someone in this game that you want to protect.
[00:48] <@DraHosting> IF they safe your name back, you advance.
[00:48] <@DraHosting> If they do not, you are eliminated.
[00:48] <@DraHosting> IF at any point the game ties, the competition will end and the winner will be determined by a tiebreaker.
[00:48] <@DraHosting> Send me your submissions for round one...now.
[00:49] <JacobSartorius> You know what I'm tired of seeing people get bullied Including myself So many people feel the need to bring others down and it's disgusting
[00:49] <JacobSartorius> that goes to YES you Katya Karen Neda Teddy
[00:49] <JacobSartorius> dont be sore winners babes.....
[00:49] <+KarenSmith> That is so mean, Jason
[00:49] <+TeddyDuncan> That sounds like something a bully would say.
[00:49] <+RickSanchez> I agree, Jacob. You know, bullying -- *burps* -- it's wrong. It's just ridiculously wrong. Why would someone take time out of their day to just be a massive festering turd to someone? It's ridiculous.
[00:49] <NedaKalantar> We aren't being sore winners, Jacob.
[00:49] <+TeddyDuncan> *burps louder than Rick*
[00:49] <+TeddyDuncan> Girls do it better!
[00:49] <@DraHosting> Dennis did not submit, however, it is impossible for him to stay in.
[00:50] <@DraHosting> He is eliminated, the rest of you advance.
[00:50] <NedaKalantar> Us four women have been degraded and hurt this entire game by men like you and Rick playing with our emotions. And guess what? We're not gonna take this shit anymore.
[00:50] <@DraHosting> Send in your next submissions.
[00:50] <NedaKalantar> Do you udnerstand me?
[00:50] <NedaKalantar> wait
[00:51] <NedaKalantar> can we not do the same submissions twice?
[00:51] <+RickSanchez> What? Playing -- what the hell are you talking about? You're delusional. You're the one who has been -- *belches* -- degrading ME. Those attacks were personal, Neda. You said you didn't know what I was talking about. And that's just objectively wrong, Neda. You're a simple mind. You know nothing about the sauce.
[00:51] <@DraHosting> you can but if it ties you will all go to tiebreaker
[00:51] <@DraHosting> @neda
[00:51] <+RickSanchez> You don't even know how to get schwifty.
[00:51] <+KatyaShmolovsky> All you care about is the sauce! @Rick
[00:51] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *breaks down*
[00:51] <+KatyaShmolovsky> All you care about is the sauce!
[00:51] <@DraHosting> as I predicted, this decision has tied.
[00:51] <@DraHosting> You will all compete in a tiebreaker question.
[00:51] <@DraHosting> But, let's make it a bit more interesting.
[00:51] <NedaKalantar> It's okay Katya, he doesn't deserve you
[00:51] <+RickSanchez> Katya! I care about you!
[00:51] <@DraHosting> LIGHTS!
[00:51] <@DraHosting> CAMERA!
[00:51] <@DraHosting> ACTION!
[00:51] <+KarenSmith> :o
[00:51] <DennisReynolds_> Rick, you're losing her!
[00:52] <+RickSanchez> HEY Neda you don't know shit about our relationship! Stop -- *burps* -- stop it!
[00:52] <@DraHosting> This will be the tiebreaker question and the safe question all at once.
[00:52] <DennisReynolds_> ...I mean. You go, Katya, leave him!
[00:52] <NedaKalantar> Then don't disrespect her, Rick.
[00:52] <DennisReynolds_> Or Katie, I can't keep track.
[00:52] <@DraHosting> QUESTION: This animated film by Pixar was the first ever animated film and 3D film to open at the Cannes Film Festival.
[00:52] <+RickSanchez> Up
[00:52] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Toy Story?
[00:52] <+KarenSmith> Finding Nemo
[00:52] <@DraHosting> rick...rick wins
[00:52] <+RickSanchez> WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUUUUUUUUB
[00:52] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS RICK! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S DIRECTOR'S COMPETITION!
[00:52] <@DraHosting> And you get a key.
[00:52] <@DraHosting> Please select Safe 1, 2, or 4.
[00:53] <+RickSanchez> Heh -- *burps* -- this is a toughie. Gonna go 2 here. Nice, inoffensive number.
[00:53] <DennisReynolds_> 2.
[00:53] <JacobSartorius> I want to see your musical.lys to #Sweatshirt โค๏ธ send them in my DM's
[00:53] <DennisReynolds_> A number like love, right?
[00:53] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Stupid boy.
[00:53] <@DraHosting> Rick, you have received...
[00:53] <@DraHosting> *Safe 2 opens*
[00:53] <+KarenSmith> I like 2 :)
[00:53] <@DraHosting> IMMUNITY PASS!
[00:53] * DennisReynolds_ smiles creepily
[00:53] * NedaKalantar crosses arms
[00:53] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :O
[00:53] <@DraHosting> This can be used before any Director, VIP, or MVP competition
[00:53] <@DraHosting> to declare yourself the winner
[00:53] <NedaKalantar> Shit.
[00:53] <@DraHosting> without ever having to compete.
[00:53] <+RickSanchez> Ahahahaha!
[00:53] <+RickSanchez> That's basically playing God here! I'm -- I'm a deity! I'm a cosmic deity! Get wriggety-wriggety-WREEEECKED
[00:53] <JacobSartorius> no matter what happens in this crazy game tonight guys..I love how we share all these crazy moments together. โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
[00:54] <+TeddyDuncan> I give you permission to be quiet Jacob.
[00:54] <NedaKalantar> Mhm
[00:54] <NedaKalantar> These crazy moments are indeed unforgettable.
[00:55] <+RickSanchez> Alright, fine. Do I have to pick people for this garbage competition?
[00:55] <JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜cute how u think u control me teddy...๐Ÿ˜˜ jacob listens to no1
[00:55] <+TeddyDuncan> The best part is that I've been vlogging quite a bit! So much fun.
[00:55] <@DraHosting> Rick, you will have just a few minutes to pick players for the VIP competition.
[00:55] <+KarenSmith> :D
[00:55] <@DraHosting> You must pick THREE other players.
[00:55] <@DraHosting> Karen is the fourth by default.
[00:55] <@DraHosting> please say them in caps and pm them to me as I set up the challenge
[00:55] <+RickSanchez> Three? Easy peasy lemon fuckin- -- *burps* -- squeezy.
[00:55] * NedaKalantar crosses arms
[00:55] <+TeddyDuncan> Yeah Jacob, I noticed. Sadly, that did end up as an advantage to you... because now you're at risk of getting voted out!
[00:55] <NedaKalantar> I mean, we have been adversaries for a long time.
[00:55] <+TeddyDuncan> *disadvantage
[00:55] <NedaKalantar> Probably the best adversaries the two has ever seen.
[00:55] <NedaKalantar> show*
[00:57] <JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ that's what you think teddy
[00:57] <JacobSartorius> smh..little do you know
[00:57] <@DraHosting> rick has chosen
[00:57] <@DraHosting> JACOB
[00:57] <@DraHosting> DENNIS
[00:57] <@DraHosting> and TEDDY
[00:57] <@DraHosting> to compete
[00:57] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) I am starting to miss my family. My mom, dad, PJ, Gabe, Charlie, Toby... there's no family like the Duncan family!
[00:57] <@DraHosting> I wanted him to do it in main but he didn't
[00:57] <@DraHosting> regardless
[00:57] <@DraHosting> THIS WEEK'S MOVIE GENRE?
[00:57] <@DraHosting> THE WESTERN!
[00:57] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE COMPETING FOR THE LEAD ROLE OF COWBOY (OR COWGIRL) IN THE NEW HIT FILM, "RIDE 'EM COWBOY!"
[00:57] <DennisReynolds_> (I was VIP last week)
[00:57] <+KarenSmith> Aren't we in the west?
[00:57] <@DraHosting> which is what I want to do to toadgamer80
[00:57] <@DraHosting> you can win again @Dennis
[00:57] <+RickSanchez> You said PM, Hosting. You're trying to fuck with me. I won't tolerate your gaslighting, Hosting. I -- *burps* -- I know you're trying to kill me. But it's not gonna happen.
[00:58] <DennisReynolds_> (o whoa)
[00:58] <@DraHosting> that was announced as a rule at the very beginning
[00:58] <@DraHosting> @dennis
[00:58] <@DraHosting> anyways
[00:58] <@DraHosting> FOR THIS FAME TASK
[00:58] <JacobSartorius> thx for picking me rick..My heart just melted ๐Ÿ˜ญ
[00:58] <+KarenSmith> Who is toadgamer80?
[00:58] <@DraHosting> YOU MUST POST...
[00:58] <+KarenSmith> It sounds kinda weird...
[00:58] <DennisReynolds_> Well, I'm sorry that your voice bores me to tears too much to listen.
[00:58] <@DraHosting> *GRABS COWBOY HAT*
[00:58] <@DraHosting> *PUTS IT ON*
[00:58] <@DraHosting> *JUMPS ON HORSE*
[00:58] <@DraHosting> *RIDES OFF TO SAVE THE DAY*
[00:58] <@DraHosting> *DEFEATS THE INDIANS*
[00:58] <@DraHosting> *PRAYS FOR FORGIVENESS FOR THE RACISM OF THIS CHALLENGE'S THEME*
[00:58] <@DraHosting> *RACES TO VICTORY*
[00:59] <@DraHosting> Once completed, pm me for the gossip task.
[00:59] <@DraHosting> On my mark....
[00:59] <@DraHosting> get set....
[00:59] <@DraHosting> GO!
[00:59] <JacobSartorius> *GRABS COWBOY HAT*
[00:59] <JacobSartorius> *PUTS IT ON*
[00:59] <+RickSanchez> I'm -- I'm getting woozier. And that's not a bad thing. Morty being gone, you know -- he fucks up my plans. He does it all the time. But you know, I don't care. I can do many things without Morty. I fornicated with an entire planet without Morty. I impregnated my wife without Morty. I built that one spaceship without Morty. I am an independent man.
[00:59] * RickSanchez collapses due to the alcohol
[00:59] <+KarenSmith> *grabs cowboy hat*
[00:59] <DennisReynolds_> *grabs cowboy hat*
[00:59] <DennisReynolds_> *puts it on*
[00:59] <+KarenSmith> *puts it on*
[00:59] <DennisReynolds_> *jumps on horse*
[00:59] <+KarenSmith> *jumps on horse*
[00:59] <DennisReynolds_> *rides off to save the day*
[00:59] <+KarenSmith> *rides off to save the day*
[00:59] <JacobSartorius> (karen you can't play)
[00:59] <DennisReynolds_> *defeats the Indians*
[00:59] <@DraHosting> karen is playing
[00:59] <@DraHosting> @jacob
[00:59] <+KarenSmith> *defeats the Indians*
[00:59] <@DraHosting> she has the academy award
[00:59] <+KarenSmith> *prays for forgiveness for the racism of this challenge theme*
[00:59] <JacobSartorius> (oh)
[00:59] <+KarenSmith> *races to victory*
[00:59] <DennisReynolds_> *prays for forgiveness for the racism of this challenge's theme*
[01:00] <DennisReynolds_> *races to victory*
[01:00] * TeddyDuncan lifts her shirt up and makes her belly button sing
[01:00] * JacobSartorius works on new music instead
[01:01] == DraHosting [49be97e9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.73.190.151.233] has left #TVStars []
[01:01] * TeddyDuncan vlogs
[01:01] == DraHosting [49be97e9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.73.190.151.233] has joined #TVStars
[01:01] <DraHosting> whoops
[01:01] <DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS KAREN
[01:01] <DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S VIP COMPETITION!!!!
[01:01] <+KarenSmith> I WON?! :O
[01:01] == mode/#TVStars [+o DraHosting] by recordbot
[01:02] <@DraHosting> America will now vote for an MVP.
[01:02] <JacobSartorius> I've been working so hard on this new music and to think my new single is coming in just a couple of days is so so so so crazyyyy
[01:02] <+RickSanchez> Good. Make -- *burps loudly while passed out in corner* -- make good choices, America.
[01:04] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS DENNIS
[01:04] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S MVP VOTE!!!!
[01:04] * DennisReynolds_ cheers way too loudly
[01:04] <DennisReynolds_> You know, I understand America.
[01:04] <DennisReynolds_> It took them a while to see all the sides of me and reward me the MVP.
[01:04] * RickSanchez belches loudly in celebration
[01:04] <DennisReynolds_> But now they finally have.
[01:04] <DennisReynolds_> And I'm glad.
[01:04] <@DraHosting> You have some time now to cast your votes for elimination. Votes are due by 1:15
[01:04] <@DraHosting> but please talk here in the meantime
[01:04] <@DraHosting> because this episode is going to be very dry without content
[01:04] <+RickSanchez> Talk? What if I don't WANT to talk?
[01:05] <+RickSanchez> Hosting, you can take your content and shove it up your butthole. I don't care anymore.
[01:05] <+RickSanchez> How many people here are aliens? I don't even know. *takes swig of flask* Maybe I'M an alien. Maybe I'm not actually Rick. Maybe I'm a morphing alien. Maybe we're all parasites. Maybe we're all a simulation being run by an interdimensional being.
[01:05] <JacobSartorius> I wanna let you know that you're amazing teddy โค๏ธ Stay strong princess ๐Ÿ˜Š
[01:05] * NedaKalantar rolls eyes
[01:05] <NedaKalantar> Jacob, you are so full of shit
[01:06] <+KarenSmith> Ricky, you're an ALEIN? :O
[01:06] * TeddyDuncan welcomes the Channel 8 news crew into the TV Stars set
[01:06] <+TeddyDuncan> Welcome! Thank you for interviewing me here!
[01:06] <@DraHosting> I need Dennis to vote
[01:06] <+RickSanchez> You know who else was full of shit? You! When you took my face and shat on it, Neda! You took it! And you took a big, nasty shit on it!
[01:06] <+RickSanchez> You did that, Neda! You ruined me!
[01:06] <+KarenSmith> We have a TV? :o @Teddy
[01:06] <JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜นโœŒ๏ธ peace guys.....i know i'm going home tonight
[01:07] <+KarenSmith> Oh, bye Jason!
[01:07] <NedaKalantar> Rick, the alcohol and drugs ruined you long before I was born.
[01:07] * TeddyDuncan leads the interviewers into a private place where they can discuss her new status as a Celebrity 2122
[01:07] <NedaKalantar> Don't worry, buddy.
[01:07] == mode/#TVStars [+v DennisReynolds_] by DraHosting
[01:07] == mode/#TVStars [+v JacobSartorius] by DraHosting
[01:07] == mode/#TVStars [-v morty_smith] by DraHosting
[01:07] == mode/#TVStars [+v NedaKalantar] by DraHosting
[01:08] <+RickSanchez> Long before -- what?! I'm not addicted to alcohol OR drugs! What do you take me for, a degenerate? I'll have you know -- *wheezes* -- I'm the objectively smartest man in this universe.
[01:08] <+JacobSartorius> Tryna do it big like bieber
[01:09] <@DraHosting> I have the votes.
[01:09] * DraHosting brings in the renewal slips
[01:09] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Teddy
[01:09] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Rick
[01:09] * NedaKalantar looks around and sighs
[01:09] <+TeddyDuncan> Phew.
[01:09] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Dennis
[01:09] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Katya
[01:09] <@DraHosting> Jacob.
[01:09] <@DraHosting> Neda.
[01:09] <+NedaKalantar> Yep.
[01:09] <@DraHosting> You are the bottom two.
[01:09] <+KarenSmith> Where's mine, Draven?
[01:09] <+NedaKalantar> Here we go again.
[01:09] <+KarenSmith> I wanted a gift card...
[01:09] <@DraHosting> However....things are a little different tonight.
[01:09] <+NedaKalantar> You won VIP Karen.
[01:09] * RickSanchez burps
[01:10] <@DraHosting> Because this vote has tied, 3-3.
[01:10] <+KarenSmith> Oh... :o
[01:10] * NedaKalantar sighs
[01:10] <+RickSanchez> Ah, shit. Even after he's trying to do it big like Bieber.
[01:10] <@DraHosting> Teddy.
[01:10] <@DraHosting> Katya.
[01:10] <@DraHosting> Rick.
[01:10] <@DraHosting> Dennis.
[01:10] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช to be expected.
[01:10] <@DraHosting> I have heard from several sources that this vote may be going to straws tonight.
[01:10] <@DraHosting> Is there even a point to re-vote?
[01:10] <@DraHosting> Or are you all locked in?
[01:10] <+RickSanchez> Wha? Voting again? I can't do this shit. This is getting ridiculous.
[01:10] <+JacobSartorius> don't worry everything is going to be alright babes (;
[01:10] <+NedaKalantar> Dennis.
[01:10] <+NedaKalantar> Rick.
[01:10] <+KarenSmith> We're locked in?! :O
[01:10] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I'm locked in.
[01:10] <+NedaKalantar> Imagine what you're doing here.
[01:10] <+KarenSmith> I want out of this house, omg
[01:10] <+NedaKalantar> This pre-teen is ruining the game for all of us.
[01:10] <+KarenSmith> I didn't sign up to be locked in jail...
[01:10] <+RickSanchez> Easily locked in. I'm not falling for Neda's poopy ass shit.
[01:11] <+NedaKalantar> Rick, can you really take another minute of his singing?
[01:11] <+NedaKalantar> Dennis, like I said, do you want to be another Jon to me?
[01:11] <@DraHosting> Teddy, Dennis, are you locked in?
[01:11] <+NedaKalantar> We have a chance outside of this house.
[01:11] * DennisReynolds_ looks down
[01:11] <+DennisReynolds_> I... don't know, Neda.
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[01:11] <+NedaKalantar> Can't you just take a leap of faith
[01:11] <+NedaKalantar> ?
[01:11] <+DennisReynolds_> You make me feel new things. But I think I like it.
[01:11] * NedaKalantar kisses Dennis
[01:11] <+NedaKalantar> I want to give this a shot
[01:11] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :o
[01:12] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): At this point, I'm willing to fucking do anything to stay. I don't care what I have to do.
[01:12] * DennisReynolds_ stares strangely off into the distance
[01:12] <+NedaKalantar> Tedds?
[01:12] <+JacobSartorius> dennis no....
[01:12] <+NedaKalantar> Dennis, come on...
[01:12] <+NedaKalantar> Please...
[01:12] <+JacobSartorius> remember.................she broke the system.
[01:12] <+NedaKalantar> Don't Jon me.
[01:12] <@DraHosting> Since there is still uncertainty
[01:12] <+DennisReynolds_> Uh.
[01:12] <@DraHosting> I need Teddy, Katya, Rick, and Dennis to PM me a re-vote.
[01:12] <+JacobSartorius> dennis if you FLIP you'll have officially peaked.
[01:12] <+JacobSartorius> but you haven't even begun to peak dennis
[01:12] <+RickSanchez> (CONF): I swear, if that spineless ass Dennis leaves us for some GIRL -- like, *belch* not even an interesting or worthwhile one in the slightest -- I'm going to. I'm going to -- The Wrath of Rick is going to be released. The Council of Ricks are going to wage official war.
[01:12] <+NedaKalantar> Dennis, I don't need you to peak.
[01:13] <+NedaKalantar> Give me a chance Dennis, come on.
[01:13] <+DennisReynolds_> Okay, there's no way I'm going to peak before this game is over.
[01:13] <+JacobSartorius> remember dennis!!! SEPARATE ENTIRELY
[01:13] <+DennisReynolds_> But, uh...
[01:13] <+NedaKalantar> Dennis.
[01:13] <+TeddyDuncan> Dennis, please!
[01:13] <+DennisReynolds_> I said, Neda doesn't fit the system.
[01:13] <+NedaKalantar> Come on...
[01:13] <+NedaKalantar> Please....
[01:13] <+DennisReynolds_> I don't know, guys.
[01:13] <+NedaKalantar> I broke the system.
[01:13] <+JacobSartorius> if you flip SHE'LL have convinced you to flip. that means you have no control.
[01:13] <+KarenSmith> Denny, do what you want
[01:13] <+RickSanchez> This is getting ridiculous!
[01:13] <+NedaKalantar> I don't want to change the system, I want to BREAK the system.
[01:14] <+KarenSmith> You own a restaurant, you can do anything
[01:14] <+DennisReynolds_> What if I want to let her do that?
[01:14] <+DennisReynolds_> (*bar smh)
[01:14] <+NedaKalantar> Dennis, you do have control. You have the control to flip.
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[01:14] <+RickSanchez> Dennis! Take off your pants and your panties. Shit on the floor. The only thing you can do at this point is get schwifty.
[01:14] <+NedaKalantar> They don't control you, you ultimately control your own fate baby.
[01:14] <+NedaKalantar> Come on, please.
[01:14] <+DennisReynolds_> I... don't think I want to do that, Rick.
[01:14] <+DennisReynolds_> Maybe you are like Frank.
[01:14] <+KarenSmith> Denny, I'll follow wherever you go
[01:14] <+KarenSmith> :D
[01:14] <+RickSanchez> Come on! Look at that clean floor. It's so clean, Dennis. It's nice and spotless. Look at -- *belch* -- look at that floor. It was probably just mopped. All it needs now is a nice filthy shit.
[01:14] <dynaspec> Jon get your ass into the scullery and produce me some lasaga
[01:14] <+NedaKalantar> (CONF): At this point, I'm spewing all kinds of shit out of my mouth that I do intend to do... I never thought I'd see Dennis romantically, but I actually sort of do.
[01:14] <+RickSanchez> Metaphorically or literally. It's your call, Dennis.
[01:14] <+NedaKalantar> Dennis.
[01:14] <+DennisReynolds_> Neda, you said this game makes you do things.
[01:15] <+NedaKalantar> Rick and Jacob are the villains in this game.
[01:15] <+NedaKalantar> America sees them as the villains, if you think about it.
[01:15] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜look at my cute face...how could i be a villain?
[01:15] <+RickSanchez> Villain? I'm -- I'm a hero! I broke out of jail! I'm a smart guy!
[01:15] <+NedaKalantar> Looks can be deceiving.
[01:15] <+DennisReynolds_> Uh, I don't know.
[01:15] <+KarenSmith> What's a villain?
[01:15] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“ That explains why ur so ugly neda..
[01:15] <+RickSanchez> Jacob and I are gorgeous! Like, look at our youthful, baby-esque faces. It's easy.
[01:15] <+JacobSartorius> on the inside.
[01:15] <+KarenSmith> Is that like a type of ice cream flavor? :o
[01:15] <+NedaKalantar> Aw thank you, Jacob!!
[01:15] <+TeddyDuncan> Smart people don't care about appearance, Jacob.
[01:15] <@DraHosting> I have the votes.
[01:15] <@DraHosting> Jacob, Neda.
[01:15] <+NedaKalantar> Call me back when you actually peak past 5'0. :)
[01:15] <@DraHosting> This vote....
[01:15] <+RickSanchez> Jacob coming in with that -- *belch* -- truth bomb.
[01:15] <@DraHosting> has deadlocked.
[01:15] <+DennisReynolds_> Neda, I...
[01:15] <+RickSanchez> Come on. He's a smart guy. He's almost Morty level.
[01:15] <+NedaKalantar> ...
[01:15] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“ great job dennis.
[01:15] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :-O
[01:15] <+RickSanchez> WHAAAAA?!
[01:16] <+NedaKalantar> Dennis?
[01:16] <@DraHosting> two votes for Jacob, two votes for Neda.
[01:16] <+NedaKalantar> Really?
[01:16] <+NedaKalantar> Well, alright then
[01:16] <+DennisReynolds_> Neda, I'm sorry.
[01:16] <@DraHosting> Neda and Jacob, please approach the stand.
[01:16] * NedaKalantar smiles
[01:16] * DennisReynolds_ looks at Neda half-genuinely
[01:16] <+KarenSmith> :O
[01:16] <+NedaKalantar> It is what it is
[01:16] * DennisReynolds_ sighs
[01:16] <dynaspec> oh man it's THE RAFFLE TABLE
[01:16] <+TeddyDuncan> Good luck, Neda!!! You got this girlfriend!
[01:16] <+NedaKalantar> (o @no rocks)
[01:16] <+JacobSartorius> tbh sorry neda i take it back..A smile is the best makeup any girl could ever wear ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’„ ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘„
[01:16] * NedaKalantar walks up to the stand
[01:17] <+KarenSmith> Good luck! :D
[01:17] <+RickSanchez> Go, Dennis, go. Go -- I mean, you can do this, Dennis. Like, look at her. She's obviously scared, Dennis. Scared of your rugged masculinity. And that's a lot of masculinity if you ask me. That's a lot -- *chugs a beer* -- a lot of masculinity.
[01:17] <+KarenSmith> CONF: I am so glad I won the VIPER, like... I feel so safe
[01:17] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Neda.
[01:17] <@DraHosting> Neda and Jacob.
[01:17] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *nods solemnly*
[01:17] <@DraHosting> I..........................do not have a straw table prepared this season
[01:17] <@DraHosting> so I have to use a past seasons
[01:17] <+NedaKalantar> Yes??
[01:17] <+JacobSartorius> (mess)
[01:17] <+TeddyDuncan> *rolls her eyes at Karen*
[01:17] <@DraHosting> season's*
[01:17] <@DraHosting> that being said
[01:17] <+NedaKalantar> What the hell does that even mean
[01:17] <@DraHosting> There are five straws on this board.
[01:18] <@DraHosting> Please select one straw to pull.
[01:18] <+JacobSartorius> A
[01:18] <@DraHosting> The person with the shortest straw will be eliminated from this game.
[01:18] <@DraHosting> 1-5
[01:18] <+JacobSartorius> or 1
[01:18] <@DraHosting> Select now.
[01:18] <+NedaKalantar> 3
[01:18] <+JacobSartorius> oops
[01:18] <@DraHosting> Jacob has chosen straw 1
[01:18] <@DraHosting> Neda has chosen straw 3
[01:18] <+TeddyDuncan> *sitcom audience gasps*
[01:18] <@DraHosting> The short straw is....
[01:18] <@DraHosting> ....
[01:18] <@DraHosting> ....
[01:18] <@DraHosting> ...
[01:18] <@DraHosting> ...
[01:18] <+KarenSmith> :o
[01:18] <@DraHosting> ...
[01:18] <@DraHosting> http://i.imgur.com/Dd2VXuZ.png
[01:18] <+KarenSmith> *covers eyes*
[01:18] <@DraHosting> Straw 3.
[01:18] <@DraHosting> Neda. Your show has been cancelled.
[01:18] <+NedaKalantar> Awsome
[01:18] <@DraHosting> You are the third member of the Jury.
[01:18] <+NedaKalantar> Awesome
[01:18] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ Beauty may get attention Neda but personality gets the heart.. โค๏ธ
[01:19] <+KatyaShmolovsky> ...
[01:19] <+KatyaShmolovsky> FUCK!
[01:19] <+TeddyDuncan> Neda... I am so sorry.
[01:19] * DennisReynolds_ shakes his head
[01:19] <+RickSanchez> And that's the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the news goes!
[01:19] <+DennisReynolds_> Neda, I'm actually really sorry.
[01:19] <+KarenSmith> Nancy... :'(
[01:19] <+RickSanchez> I'm not! Wubba lubba dub dub, beyotch!
[01:19] <+NedaKalantar> Save it, Dennis
[01:19] <+DennisReynolds_> And I'll come to see you after this is done!
[01:19] * TeddyDuncan runs to hug Neda
[01:19] <+DennisReynolds_> I can't explain it, but I feel like I'll have to.
[01:19] <@DraHosting> Neda, if you have to leave, give me a blacklist
[01:19] * DennisReynolds_ tries to hug Neda
[01:19] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *hugs Neda*
[01:19] * NedaKalantar backs away from Dennis
[01:19] <+KarenSmith> *hugs Nancy*
[01:19] * NedaKalantar hugs Katya, Karen, and Teddy
[01:19] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *whispers in her ear "I'm winning for you"*
[01:19] <+DennisReynolds_> And also I'll make sure to slaughter these others and paint the walls red with their blood.
[01:19] <+JacobSartorius> nothing but respect neda.. โค๏ธ
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[01:20] <+DennisReynolds_> Actually, not that last part because that would be cruel.
[01:20] <+JacobSartorius> I can't tell you guys how happy I am right now haha unreal ๐Ÿ˜Š
[01:21] <@DraHosting> --NEXT EPISODE--
[01:21] <+KatyaShmolovsky> (episode title pls "She Has A Puffy Vagina")
[01:22] <+RickSanchez> (rt rt rt)
[01:22] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) It's time now for us girls to dominate the game. NO more playing around. This is as green as the light is gonna get for us. Watch out boys... especially you, JACOB!
[01:22] <+JacobSartorius> (topic)
[01:22] == RickSanchez changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Jacob, Dennis, Karen, Katya, Rick, Teddy | JURY: LJ, Morty, Neda | SAFES: 1 | 2 | X | 4 | X
[01:23] <@DraHosting> Alright, guys!
[01:23] <@DraHosting> It's time for you to start fucking TALKING.
[01:23] <@DraHosting> but also for the next Director's Competition!
[01:23] <+KarenSmith> That is so rude, Draven
[01:24] <+JacobSartorius> "She's ugly. How does she have a boyfriend?" Maybe she has an amazing personality and her boyfriend isn't a judgmental person like you โค๏ธ
[01:24] <+KarenSmith> Also, let me be the director
[01:24] <+KarenSmith> Cause I wanna sit in the chair :D
[01:24] <@DraHosting> This competition is called "Keyboard Warrior"
[01:24] <@DraHosting> and here is how it works.
[01:24] <+TeddyDuncan> Yikes!
[01:24] <@DraHosting> I am going to post a chain of letters
[01:24] <+JacobSartorius> I don't want a perfect girlfriend I just want someone to act silly with, someone who treats me well & loves being with me more than anything
[01:24] <@DraHosting> which will correspond to a word
[01:24] <@DraHosting> and you must type out the list that I create.
[01:24] <@DraHosting> Here are the words:
[01:24] <@DraHosting> C - Celebrity
[01:24] <@DraHosting> F - Fans
[01:24] <@DraHosting> T - TV
[01:24] <@DraHosting> S - Stars
[01:24] <@DraHosting> I - Immunity
[01:25] <@DraHosting> If I say: F T S
[01:25] <@DraHosting> you say: Fans TV Stars
[01:25] <@DraHosting> no commas required
[01:25] <@DraHosting> the first person to THREE points.
[01:25] <@DraHosting> Will be the next Director.
[01:25] <@DraHosting> got it?
[01:25] <+TeddyDuncan> A little confusing...
[01:25] <+JacobSartorius> yes! ~
[01:25] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Ready.
[01:26] <@DraHosting> alright.
[01:26] <+KarenSmith> :D
[01:26] <@DraHosting> ROUND ONE.
[01:26] <@DraHosting> C F T S I
[01:26] <+KarenSmith> Celebrity Fans TV Stars Immunity
[01:26] <+JacobSartorius> Celebrity fans tv stars immunity
[01:26] <+TeddyDuncan> Celebrity fans TV sTARS IMMUNITY
[01:26] <@DraHosting> KAREN SCORES!
[01:26] <@DraHosting> KAREN - 1
[01:26] <@DraHosting> NEXT ROUND.
[01:26] <+KarenSmith> :D
[01:26] <@DraHosting> S S S I
[01:26] <+JacobSartorius> stars stars stars immunity
[01:26] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Stars stars stars immunity
[01:26] <+TeddyDuncan> Star star star iummunity
[01:26] <+KarenSmith> STARS STARS STARS IMMUNITY
[01:26] <@DraHosting> JACOB SCORES!
[01:26] <@DraHosting> KAREN / JACOB - 1
[01:26] <@DraHosting> NEXT ROUND!!!
[01:26] <+KarenSmith> Let me win :/
[01:26] <@DraHosting> F T S F F
[01:26] <+JacobSartorius> fans tv stars fans fans
[01:26] <+KatyaShmolovsky> fans tv stars fans fans
[01:26] <+KarenSmith> FANS TV STARS FANS FANS
[01:27] <@DraHosting> JACOB SCORES AGAIN!
[01:27] <@DraHosting> JACOB - 2 || KAREN - 1
[01:27] <@DraHosting> THIS COULD BE IT.
[01:27] <@DraHosting> NEXT ROUND
[01:27] <@DraHosting> I S I T F F C
[01:27] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Immunity stars Immunity tv fans fans celebrity
[01:27] <+JacobSartorius> immunity stars immunity tv fans fans Celebrity
[01:27] <+KarenSmith> Immunity STARS IMMUNITY TV FANS FANS CELEBRITY
[01:27] <@DraHosting> KATYA SCORES!
[01:27] <@DraHosting> KATYA - 1 || KAREN - 1 || JACOB - 2
[01:27] <@DraHosting> NEXT ROUND.
[01:27] <@DraHosting> C C F C C T S I
[01:27] <+JacobSartorius> Celebrity Celebrity fans Celebrity Celebrity tv stars immunity
[01:27] <@DraHosting> JACOB SCORES!
[01:28] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS JACOB! YOU ARE THIS WEEK'S DIRECTOR!!!
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[01:28] <@DraHosting> .
[01:28] <+RickSanchez> Oh fuck yeah, Jacob -- *belches, holds up Jacob in the air like the lion king* -- Jacob, you're a good kid. You're my new Morty. You're like Morty. You're small and wimpy and mean well. It's just like Morty. And you're gonna help me get my sauce, Jacob. No matter what. No matter if I have to kill DraHosting with my own two bare hands.
[01:28] <+JacobSartorius> โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ nice does that mean i can give every1 a copy of my album?
[01:28] <@DraHosting> you guys should talk more
[01:28] <+JacobSartorius> โ˜บ๏ธ u should host more
[01:29] <+KatyaShmolovsky> What is there to talk of?
[01:29] <+KatyaShmolovsky> You Americans value words too highly.
[01:29] <+DennisReynolds_> I think he should actually host less.
[01:29] <+DennisReynolds_> He's not very good at it, anyway.
[01:29] <@DraHosting> fuck all of you this season is canceled.
[01:29] <@DraHosting> just kidding
[01:29] <@DraHosting> THIS WEEK IS A SPECIAL WEEK
[01:29] <@DraHosting> LIKE MANY TV STARS SEASONS, THE BEST PART OF THE SEASON CAN OFTEN BE....
[01:29] <@DraHosting> THE FAMILY VISIT!
[01:29] <+KarenSmith> :O
[01:29] <+RickSanchez> I agree. Bad host. Like, honestly, one of the worst I've seen. It's just -- he's not even HIDING the fact that he's an alien. Like, does anyone have any negative memories of DraHosting? He's even less discreet than Mrs. Refrigerator.
[01:30] <+KarenSmith> Is Regina coming???
[01:30] <@DraHosting> THIS WEEK, THE MOVIE WE ARE CASTING FOR IS A FAMILY-FRIENDLY FILM
[01:30] <+DennisReynolds_> Those are the worst goddamn films.
[01:30] <@DraHosting> JACOB.
[01:30] <@DraHosting> ALONGSIDE KAREN, YOU MUST CAST TWO OTHER PEOPLE TO COMPETE IN THE FAMILY VISIT COMPETITION.
[01:30] <@DraHosting> THEY WILL RECEIVE A VISIT FROM THEIR LOVED ONE, WHO WILL COMPETE IN THEIR PLACE.
[01:30] <+JacobSartorius> โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ hm
[01:30] <@DraHosting> THE WINNER OF THIS VIP COMPETITION WILL ALSO GET A SPECIAL BONUS!!!
[01:30] <@DraHosting> They can KEEP their loved one here for the round.
[01:30] <@DraHosting> Meaning they can vote at elimination.
[01:30] <+KarenSmith> :o
[01:30] <+JacobSartorius> โ˜บ๏ธDennis! and rick โ˜บ๏ธ
[01:30] <@DraHosting> Dennis and Rick, congratulations, you will be receiving a visit from your loved ones!
[01:31] <+KarenSmith> Yay Denny and Ricky
[01:31] <+DennisReynolds_> ...Oh, Christ.
[01:31] * DennisReynolds_ rolls eyes
[01:31] <+KatyaShmolovsky> I have no loved ones.
[01:31] <@DraHosting> Dennis, Rick, and Karen
[01:31] <@DraHosting> please join on a separate tab with your loved ones
[01:31] <+RickSanchez> Alright, guys. Since the loved ones are coming, we have to -- *burps* -- we have to keep our eyes peeled for any zany, wacky characters that show up. They're everywhere. Pretending to be your loved ones.
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[01:32] <+TeddyDuncan> *she takes out her vid cam and films herself silently eating chips*
[01:32] <+RickSanchez> Just w-w-warning you guys.
[01:32] <DeeReynolds_> Sup, bitches??
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[01:32] == MrPoopybutthole_ has changed nick to Mr_Poopybutthole
[01:32] <DeeReynolds_> Sweet Dee in the house!
[01:32] == Mr_Poopybutthole has changed nick to MrPoopybutthole|
[01:32] <+KarenSmith> Hi! :D
[01:32] <@DraHosting> (oo wee!)
[01:32] <MrPoopybutthole|> Ooooo wee! Whatever you want, Rick, I'm here to help!
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[01:32] * DeeReynolds_ smiles blatantly at camera
[01:32] <+RickSanchez> Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole. I knew I could count on you.
[01:32] <ReginaGeorge> All of you look super ugly :)
[01:32] <+KarenSmith> Regina! :D
[01:33] <MrPoopybutthole|> Oooo wee! Rick, you look great! Just like I remember you!
[01:33] <MrPoopybutthole|> You haven't aged a sec!
[01:33] <ReginaGeorge> Karen... hi!
[01:33] <@DraHosting> Joining us today are Mr. Poopybutthole, Rick's long time family friend, Dee, Dennis's wife(?), and Regina George, former TV Stars competitor and friend of Karen.
[01:33] <+DennisReynolds_> Dee, why the hell are you here? You told me you didn't want me to be on this show because "it should've been you" and then you went and cried for a few hours.
[01:33] <MrPoopybutthole|> Have you gotten that saaaaauce yet, Rick? Have you?
[01:33] <+DennisReynolds_> (sister lol)
[01:33] <@DraHosting> Regina, Dee, and Mr. Poopybutthole, you will be competing for your loved one.
[01:33] * MrPoopybutthole| jumps onto rick and starts touching him provocatively
[01:33] <DeeReynolds_> I wasn't going to come.
[01:33] <@DraHosting> This competition is simple.
[01:33] <@DraHosting> It's trivia about the game...so far.
[01:33] <@DraHosting> The first person to FIVE points.
[01:33] <@DraHosting> Will win VIP status.
[01:33] <DeeReynolds_> Until I remembered this is on... national television.
[01:33] <ReginaGeorge> Trivia?
[01:33] <DeeReynolds_> Best way to start my acting career, boner.
[01:33] <ReginaGeorge> Um, being a mathlete is social suicide
[01:33] <+RickSanchez> Wow. Mr. -- Mr. Poopybutthole. I need some space here. But I'm glad you're here. After all, you're my longest term family friend. I couldn't ask for a better one.
[01:33] <ReginaGeorge> And only Karen is that desperate to do that, so...
[01:33] <+TeddyDuncan> *bursts into hysterical cries* I wish my mom was here!! And my dad!!!! And PJ... and Gabe..... and Charlie.......... and Toby....................
[01:33] <+KarenSmith> :(
[01:33] <@DraHosting> Let's kick off this competition!
[01:34] <@DraHosting> FIRST QUESTION.
[01:34] <@DraHosting> QUESTION: WHAT WEEK ARE WE CURRENTLY IN?
[01:34] <ReginaGeorge> 5
[01:34] <ReginaGeorge> 6
[01:34] <ReginaGeorge> 7
[01:34] <ReginaGeorge> 4
[01:34] <@DraHosting> REGINA IS CORRECT!
[01:34] <MrPoopybutthole|> Ooo wee! I dunno that one, Rick! You gotta help me out here!
[01:34] <+JacobSartorius> why do they call u SWEET dee ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ If nothing lasts forever please be my NOTHING
[01:34] <ReginaGeorge> :D
[01:34] <+TeddyDuncan> Go Regina!
[01:34] <@DraHosting> REGINA - 1 || POOPY - 0 || DEE - 0
[01:34] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[01:34] <ReginaGeorge> Shut up! :D
[01:34] <+RickSanchez> Get your shit together. We -- we can't lose this one.
[01:34] <DeeReynolds_> .
[01:34] <MrPoopybutthole|> This little poopypants is huuungry!
[01:34] <@DraHosting> QUESTION: DURING WEEK ONE, HOW MANY VOTES WAS VIVIAN ELIMINATED WITH?
[01:34] <DeeReynolds_> 6
[01:35] <ReginaGeorge> 4
[01:35] <ReginaGeorge> 5
[01:35] <ReginaGeorge> 7
[01:35] <ReginaGeorge> 8
[01:35] <@DraHosting> DEE IS CORRECT!
[01:35] <@DraHosting> IT WAS 6
[01:35] <+TeddyDuncan> Ouch! That wasn't very nice.
[01:35] <@DraHosting> REGINA - 1 || POOPY - 0 || DEE - 1
[01:35] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[01:35] * DeeReynolds_ smiles overly
[01:35] <@DraHosting> QUESTION: HOW MANY PLAYERS ENTERED THIS GAME AT THE BEGINNING?
[01:35] <ReginaGeorge> 11
[01:35] <DeeReynolds_> 13
[01:35] <ReginaGeorge> 12
[01:35] <ReginaGeorge> 13
[01:35] <ReginaGeorge> 14
[01:35] * MrPoopybutthole| is obviously not concentrating on the challenge
[01:35] <ReginaGeorge> 15
[01:35] <+JacobSartorius> If you were a Facebook status I would like you (; @Dee ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›
[01:35] <MrPoopybutthole|> 8=D
[01:35] <ReginaGeorge> 16
[01:35] <@DraHosting> DEE IS CORRECT AGAIN!!!
[01:35] <@DraHosting> REGINA - 1 || POOPY - 0 || DEE - 2
[01:35] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[01:35] <ReginaGeorge> Dee, please shut up :D
[01:35] <@DraHosting> QUESTION: WHICH PLAYER SURVIVED THE STRAW DRAW?
[01:35] <DeeReynolds_> No, bitch.
[01:35] <DeeReynolds_> Jacob
[01:35] <MrPoopybutthole|> Rick! I know he survived! Ooo wee!
[01:35] <ReginaGeorge> JACOB
[01:35] <@DraHosting> DEE SCORES /AGAIN/!
[01:35] <@DraHosting> REGINA - 1 || POOPY - 0 || DEE - 3
[01:35] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[01:36] <+TeddyDuncan> *films herself praying*
[01:36] <@DraHosting> HOW MANY WORDS DID VIVIAN UTTER BEFORE SHE WAS ELIMINATED?
[01:36] <DeeReynolds_> 0
[01:36] <ReginaGeorge> 3
[01:36] <MrPoopybutthole|> 0
[01:36] <ReginaGeorge> 2
[01:36] <@DraHosting> DEE IS CORRECT AGAIN!!!
[01:36] <ReginaGeorge> 1
[01:36] <@DraHosting> REGINA - 1 || POOPY - 0 || DEE - 4
[01:36] <+JacobSartorius> If kisses were snowflakes I'd send you a blizzard ๐Ÿ˜Š @Dee
[01:36] <@DraHosting> THIS COULD BE IT.
[01:36] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[01:36] <MrPoopybutthole|> Ooo wee! I was too slow for that one!
[01:36] <@DraHosting> WHAT WAS INSIDE OF SAFE #5?
[01:36] <ReginaGeorge> Dee, let me win :)
[01:36] <MrPoopybutthole|> A poopy butthole
[01:36] <ReginaGeorge> ACADEMY AWARD
[01:36] <@DraHosting> REGINA SCORES!
[01:36] <@DraHosting> REGINA - 2 || POOPY - 0 || DEE - 4
[01:36] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[01:36] <@DraHosting> WHO WAS THE VIP DURING WEEK FOUR?
[01:36] <MrPoopybutthole|> Rick!
[01:36] <ReginaGeorge> KAREN
[01:36] <MrPoopybutthole|> Morty!
[01:36] <DeeReynolds_> .
[01:36] <MrPoopybutthole|> Ooo wee! I love my friends!
[01:37] <ReginaGeorge> DENNIS
[01:37] <DeeReynolds_> Dennis
[01:37] <ReginaGeorge> JACOB
[01:37] <DeeReynolds_> Rick
[01:37] <DeeReynolds_> Neda
[01:37] <ReginaGeorge> TEDDY
[01:37] <ReginaGeorge> NEDA
[01:37] <@DraHosting> all of these are wrong
[01:37] <MrPoopybutthole|> Katya
[01:37] <ReginaGeorge> KATYA
[01:37] <DeeReynolds_> Katya
[01:37] <@DraHosting> KATYA IS CORRECT!
[01:37] <MrPoopybutthole|> LJ
[01:37] <+TeddyDuncan> *loud audience gasp*
[01:37] <@DraHosting> MR POOPYBUTTHOLE SCORES!
[01:37] <ReginaGeorge> :D
[01:37] <+JacobSartorius> I hope you're ready to catch me because I'm falling for Dee ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜
[01:37] <@DraHosting> REGINA - 2 || POOPY - 1 || DEE - 4
[01:37] <MrPoopybutthole|> Ooooo wee!
[01:37] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[01:37] <DeeReynolds_> .
[01:38] <MrPoopybutthole|> .
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> .
[01:38] <@DraHosting> WHO IS THE ONLY PERSON THIS SEASON TO WIN A VIP COMPETITION AND BE ELIMINATED?
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> NEDA
[01:38] <MrPoopybutthole|> Morty
[01:38] <DeeReynolds_> Neda
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> MORTY
[01:38] <@DraHosting> NEDA IS CORRECT
[01:38] <MrPoopybutthole|> Ooo wee, I was real sad when he left :(
[01:38] <@DraHosting> REGINA - 3 || POOPY - 1 || DEE - 4
[01:38] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[01:38] <DeeReynolds_> .
[01:38] <@DraHosting> HOW MANY VOTES DID LJ RECEIVE TO ELIMINATE HIM IN WEEK FOUR?
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> 5
[01:38] <@DraHosting> (HIS ELIMINATION WEEK)
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> 4
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> 3
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> 7
[01:38] <DeeReynolds_> 5
[01:38] <MrPoopybutthole|> 69
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> 6
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> 5
[01:38] <DeeReynolds_> 3
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> 2
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> 3
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> 1
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> 10
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> 9
[01:38] <@DraHosting> SIX IS CORRECT!
[01:38] <ReginaGeorge> 8
[01:38] <DeeReynolds_> 6
[01:38] <@DraHosting> REGINA SCORES
[01:38] <@DraHosting> REGINA - 4 || POOPY - 1 || DEE - 4
[01:38] <@DraHosting> THIS COULD BE IT.
[01:38] <+TeddyDuncan> Let's go Regina!!!
[01:38] <+TeddyDuncan> Good luck girl!
[01:39] <DeeReynolds_> Game on,bitch.
[01:39] <ReginaGeorge> SHUT UP
[01:39] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION: WHO WAS THE DIRECTOR DURING WEEK FIVE?
[01:39] <+TeddyDuncan> *GASP* Don't call her that!
[01:39] <ReginaGeorge> RICK
[01:39] <DeeReynolds_> Neda
[01:39] <ReginaGeorge> MORTY
[01:39] <DeeReynolds_> Rick
[01:39] <ReginaGeorge> NEDA
[01:39] <@DraHosting> RICK IS CORRECT!!!
[01:39] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS REGINA
[01:39] <DeeReynolds_> What?
[01:39] <ReginaGeorge> Ha, bitches :D
[01:39] * DeeReynolds_ starts gagging
[01:39] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S VIP COMPETITION - SECURING KAREN ANOTHER WEEK IN THIS GAME!
[01:39] <+DennisReynolds_> Dee, I fucking swear to God.
[01:39] <MrPoopybutthole|> Ooo wee!
[01:39] <ReginaGeorge> Karen, fuck you
[01:39] <ReginaGeorge> But :D
[01:39] <+DennisReynolds_> I knew this would happen with you!
[01:39] <+TeddyDuncan> *AUDIENCE BURSTS INTO VERY LOUD AND AUDIBLE CHEERING AND TEDDY JUMPS UP AND DOWN IN EXCITEMENT*
[01:39] * DeeReynolds_ gags
[01:39] <+KarenSmith> Thanks, Regina! *hugs*
[01:39] <DeeReynolds_> I can't...
[01:39] <+JacobSartorius> Pain is temporary it may last a minute, an hour or maybe even a year but if you give up that will last forever
[01:39] * DeeReynolds_ leans on Jacob awkwardly
[01:40] <DeeReynolds_> Hold me, creepy kid...
[01:40] <@DraHosting> Regina, congratulations, you will be staying in this game for another week with Karen.
[01:40] <MrPoopybutthole|> Ooo wee! Sorry, Rick, I gotta go for now, man! But I'll be back!
[01:40] <ReginaGeorge> Hey, Dra
[01:40] <@DraHosting> Interestingly enough, this will be your seventh(?) week in the competition.
[01:40] <+DennisReynolds_> I should've just gotten Frank to show up.
[01:40] <MrPoopybutthole|> You can bet your booty!
[01:40] <ReginaGeorge> Let me be in the game ;)
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[01:40] <@DraHosting> Regina, you will also be voting at cancellation tonight.
[01:40] <+JacobSartorius> i'll always hold you baby...
[01:40] <@DraHosting> Mr. Poopybutthole and Dee, please leave the stage.
[01:40] * DeeReynolds_ falls flat on the ground
[01:40] <DeeReynolds_> Wait, I don't get to stay?
[01:40] * DeeReynolds_ gags
[01:40] <ReginaGeorge> Bye, hag :D
[01:41] <+RickSanchez> That poopypants is probably -- *belches* -- the best person I've ever met. Genuinely. Such a great person. And I know almost no great people. He's just that fucking pure. Just... so pure. Morty is basically Lucifer compared to him.
[01:41] <@DraHosting> America will now vote for an MVP.
[01:41] <+DennisReynolds_> Dee, please leave and stop EMBARRASSING ME.
[01:41] * DeeReynolds_ faints
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[01:41] <+KatyaShmolovsky> And what are you? @Rick
[01:41] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Compared to him.
[01:41] <ReginaGeorge> Bollywood for sure had the hotter people
[01:41] <ReginaGeorge> All of you guys are super ugly and proabably see a therapist every now and then
[01:42] <+RickSanchez> This is freaking dire. Come on. Where are the fans now?
[01:42] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS KATYA
[01:42] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S MVP VOTE!!!!
[01:42] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :D
[01:43] <@DraHosting> Now that Jacob, Karen, and Katya are immune,
[01:43] <+RickSanchez> (more people just voted)
[01:43] <@DraHosting> only one of Teddy, Rick, or Dennis can go home.
[01:43] <+RickSanchez> (dyna just changed his vote)
[01:43] <@DraHosting> it was too late
[01:43] <@DraHosting> I already announced it
[01:43] <morty_smith> (dra people changed you idiot)
[01:43] <+RickSanchez> (you gave them like less than a minute)
[01:43] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Too late :p
[01:43] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :P
[01:43] <@DraHosting> don't get bitter just get better
[01:43] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :P :P :P
[01:43] <morty_smith> (SG voted at the same time loser)
[01:43] <ReginaGeorge> *looks at nails*
[01:44] <@DraHosting> You have until 1:55 to send in your votes.
[01:45] <+RickSanchez> Y-y-you guys don't know how badly you fucked up! You fucked up big time, America! You guys know full well that there's one true TV Star here!
[01:45] <+RickSanchez> You -- *belches* -- when I find my sauce, I'm not giving any minuscule portion of it to any of America! It's all going inside my stomach! And also Morty's!
[01:45] <ReginaGeorge> Rick, please shut up :)
[01:45] <+KatyaShmolovsky> GET OVER THE SAUCE. @Rick
[01:45] <+JacobSartorius> I hope you know that you matter
[01:45] <+RickSanchez> Who the hell are you?
[01:46] <+RickSanchez> Who -- who's that? Is that Summer? What the hell is some new person doing here?
[01:46] <+KatyaShmolovsky> It's torn all of your families apart!
[01:46] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) Now that Rick is vulnerable, it's the perfect time to strike him. Next time he sees us, we'll all still be on TV while he's at home!
[01:46] <ReginaGeorge> Who am I?! Who are YOU?
[01:46] <+KatyaShmolovsky> It's time to get over it!
[01:46] <+DennisReynolds_> Regina, I really have no idea who the hell you are.
[01:46] <ReginaGeorge> ...
[01:47] <+DennisReynolds_> But thank you for beating Dee and not making me see her face any longer.
[01:47] <ReginaGeorge> I was on here a few seasons ago, so please fuck off :)
[01:47] <+RickSanchez> Yeah, same. Some -- some rando. Like I've never seen her. Does anyone have any bad memories of her? She's a parasite. Easily. Come on.
[01:48] <ReginaGeorge> Rick... try me
[01:48] <+RickSanchez> I will. You wanna go? Like, seriously? Do you want to feel the pain and terror of my portal gun? I bet you don't.
[01:49] <@DraHosting> I have the votes.
[01:49] <ReginaGeorge> ... Did you just say a portal gun?
[01:49] * DraHosting walks in with the renewal slips
[01:49] <ReginaGeorge> What a nerd. (:
[01:49] <+KatyaShmolovsky> (i changed my vote dra did you get it)
[01:49] <@DraHosting> yes
[01:49] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Katya
[01:49] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Jacob
[01:49] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Dennis
[01:49] <+RickSanchez> Yeah. I did. Because I -- I have all sorts of inventions you wouldn't even be able to DREAM of knowing about.
[01:49] <@DraHosting> Teddy and Rick.
[01:49] <@DraHosting> You are the bottom two.
[01:49] <@DraHosting> But...things are still a little different.
[01:49] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) I have come a very long way. I won't go home now...
[01:50] <+RickSanchez> Come on! I -- *belches* I knew this'd happen, but seriously?! This is the wimpiest fucking way a man like me could go out!
[01:50] <@DraHosting> This vote has tied.
[01:50] <+RickSanchez> Oh wait. It's a tie. Of course it is.
[01:50] <@DraHosting> 3 votes Rick, 3 votes Teddy.
[01:50] <+RickSanchez> Wubba lubba dub duuuuub!
[01:50] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ another tie?
[01:50] <@DraHosting> Katya, Jacob, Karen, and Dennis, you must re-vote.
[01:50] <@DraHosting> if this ties, Rick and Teddy will go to straws.
[01:51] <@DraHosting> I have the re-votes.
[01:51] <@DraHosting> ...and they are the exact same.
[01:51] <+RickSanchez> Okay. Here's the deal. I'm going to -- I'm going to provide one more reason that you guys should keep my sorry ass in here. Look, I know things nobody else here could dream of knowing. I've -- *chugs a beer* I've gone everywhere in the universe. I've been to a planet where everything is on the cob.
[01:51] <@DraHosting> For the second time this season, and the second time in a row...
[01:51] <@DraHosting> Rick and Teddy, you are going to straws.
[01:51] <+RickSanchez> Well LI-LI-LI-LI-LICK MY BALLS
[01:52] <+TeddyDuncan> Jeepers!
[01:52] <@DraHosting> Please approach the stand.
[01:52] <+TeddyDuncan> No shock there.
[01:52] <@DraHosting> -the music picks up-
[01:52] * TeddyDuncan approaches the stand as the audience behind her cheers immensely
[01:52] <@DraHosting> Teddy and Rick, in order to stay in the game, you have to draw the longest straw.
[01:52] <+RickSanchez> This is ass.
[01:52] <@DraHosting> Please select a straw from 1-5.
[01:52] <+RickSanchez> This is -- *drinks 4 shots in a row* -- This is ass.
[01:52] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜กwhoever flipped needs to fess up NOW....jacob is not happy!
[01:52] <@DraHosting> ....
[01:52] <@DraHosting> select a straw?
[01:52] <+TeddyDuncan> 2
[01:52] <@DraHosting> Rick.
[01:52] <@DraHosting> Pick a straw.
[01:53] <+RickSanchez> And you know what? If I die, I'm going to go out nicely. I'm -- *belches forlornly* -- I'm going to go out with ZERO regrets.
[01:53] <+RickSanchez> I'm gonna get that sauce.
[01:53] <+RickSanchez> And I'm gonna get it with Morty. And Dennis. And Mr. Poopybutthole.
[01:53] <+RickSanchez> And all my friends.
[01:53] <+RickSanchez> I pick number THREE
[01:53] <+JacobSartorius> We're all so focused on the next thing we are going to buy, that we can't put ourselves in the shoes of a person who can't live that way. โค๏ธ
[01:53] <morty_smith> Teru! Teruteru! Teru! Teruteru! Hanaโ€ฆHanamaโ€ฆ.Hana, Hana, Hanamura. Teru! Teruteru! Teru! Teruteru! Hanaโ€ฆHanamaโ€ฆ.Hana, Hana, Hanamura. Teru! Teru! Teruteru! Hanaโ€ฆHanamura! Hanamura! Hanamura! Heโ€™s a cook. Heโ€™s a cooooook. Heโ€™s a cook, cook, cook. Hanamura! Teru! Teruteru! Teru! Teruteru! Teru. Teru. Teruteru! Teru. Teru. Heโ€™s the cook. Heโ€™s the cook at the Super High School Level. Cook! Cook! Heโ€™s a cook. Co
[01:53] <@DraHosting> Teddy chooses straw 2
[01:53] <morty_smith> oh
[01:53] <+RickSanchez> I'm gonna get that sauce, DraHosting. I'm gonna get it if it takes twenty years. I'm going to get it if it takes twenty SEASONS. I'm going to get it if we literally go through Armagheadon.
[01:53] <@DraHosting> Rick chooses straw 3.
[01:53] <+TeddyDuncan> (CONF) I could hear the audience shouting ONE! FOUR! THREE! FIVE! behind me. But I went with my gut and chose two. I hope I can make it through this alive!
[01:53] <+RickSanchez> I'm going to get that sauce.
[01:53] <@DraHosting> It is time to reveal who is eliminated.
[01:53] <@DraHosting> Teddy, Rick
[01:53] <@DraHosting> The short straw is...
[01:53] <@DraHosting> x
[01:53] <@DraHosting> x
[01:53] <@DraHosting> x
[01:53] <@DraHosting> x
[01:53] <@DraHosting> x
[01:53] <@DraHosting> x
[01:53] <+RickSanchez> And I'm going to go through time and space to -- *burps* -- get that sauce.
[01:53] <@DraHosting> x
[01:53] <@DraHosting> http://i.imgur.com/Q3QyPW1.png
[01:53] <@DraHosting> Straw number 2.
[01:53] <@DraHosting> Teddy, your show has been cancelled.
[01:54] <@DraHosting> You are the fourth member of the Jury.
[01:54] <+KarenSmith> Bye, Tori!
[01:54] <+TeddyDuncan> I knew it...
[01:54] <+TeddyDuncan> Well, that was fun while it lasted.
[01:54] <+RickSanchez> RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI BIIIIAAAAAAAATCH
[01:54] <@DraHosting> Please exit to the left and pm me on main.
[01:54] <+DennisReynolds_> Well, it took Jacob a long time to Separate Entirely.
[01:54] <morty_smith> (rick's just a man with a big straw)
[01:54] <+TeddyDuncan> Was a pleasure my dears! *blows kiss*
[01:54] <@DraHosting> If you have to leave, leave me a blacklist.
[01:54] <+DennisReynolds_> But I guess he did.
[01:54] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *glares at Karen*
[01:54] <ReginaGeorge> I'm out too, bitches!
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[01:54] <+TeddyDuncan> *audience boos intensify as Teddy slowly walks away*
[01:54] <+TeddyDuncan> Good luck everyone!
[01:54] <+RickSanchez> Grasssssss... tastes bad!
[01:55] <+RickSanchez> Hit the sack, Jack!
[01:55] * RickSanchez is obviously dissociating from reality
[01:55] <+KarenSmith> We have a Jack? :o
[01:55] <+RickSanchez> And that's why I always say, "shum-shum-schlippety-dop!"
[01:55] == RickSanchez changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Jacob, Dennis, Karen, Katya, Rick | JURY: LJ, Morty, Neda, Teddy | SAFES: 1 | 2 | X | 4 | X

[01:57] <@DraHosting> ---NEXT EPISODE---
[01:57] <@DraHosting> LIGHTS!
[01:57] <@DraHosting> CAMERA!
[01:57] <@DraHosting> ACTION!
[01:58] <+KarenSmith> :D
[01:58] <@DraHosting> Walt Disney disliked the movie "Psycho" and refused to let this director film at Disneyland because of it.
[01:58] <+JacobSartorius> me & karen are still here... me & my ride or die... <3 through thick and thin... we've made it to the final five...
[01:58] <+KarenSmith> Cheese :D
[01:58] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Alfred Hitchcock?
[01:58] <@DraHosting> Alfred Hitchcock is correct!
[01:58] <@DraHosting> Katya, here is your key.
[01:58] <+KatyaShmolovsky> ...
[01:58] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :o
[01:58] <@DraHosting> There are three safes left. Make your choice wisely.
[01:58] <@DraHosting> 1, 2, or 4.
[01:58] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Safe 2
[01:58] <@DraHosting> wait
[01:58] <@DraHosting> 2 was opened
[01:58] <+JacobSartorius> I swear Karen you are even more perfect in person... ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ’˜
[01:58] <@DraHosting> 1 or 4
[01:58] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Safe 1
[01:58] <+RickSanchez> Wubba lubba dub duuuub!
[01:58] <+KarenSmith> Thanks Jason <3
[01:58] <+JacobSartorius> I'm in love with you, and you didn't even know... ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’–
[01:58] <@DraHosting> Katya, you have unlocked...
[01:58] <@DraHosting> *safe one opens*
[01:58] <@DraHosting> The GOLDEN RASPBERRY!
[01:59] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Oh my.
[01:59] <+KarenSmith> I LOVE RASPBERRIES :O
[01:59] <@DraHosting> This is quite the opposite of the Academy Award.
[01:59] <@DraHosting> You can inflict this on any of your fellow competitors, forcing them to NOT compete in ANY further challenges.
[01:59] <@DraHosting> Except for the final three competition, if they make it.
[01:59] <@DraHosting> Please select one of Rick, Jacob, Karen, and Dennis to inflict this upon.
[01:59] <+RickSanchez> Wow, isn't that -- heh-heh -- isn't that a shitty advantage, Morty? Huh? That's a real shitty advantage. Pretty fucking bad, huh? I'm -- I can't believe someone would do that, huh? Heh...
[01:59] <+KatyaShmolovsky> The biggest motherfucker of them all.
[01:59] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Rick.
[01:59] * RickSanchez is talking to a tree
[02:00] <+RickSanchez> WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!
[02:00] <+KatyaShmolovsky> YOU DID THIS.
[02:00] <+KarenSmith> Ricky :'(
[02:00] <@DraHosting> Rick, you have received a Golden Raspberry.
[02:00] <@DraHosting> You cannot compete in any more challenges this season.
[02:00] <+RickSanchez> Well, Katya, you can just li-li-lick my balls!
[02:00] <+RickSanchez> Seriously! They're nice and smooth!
[02:00] <+DennisReynolds_> CONF: I think Rick is actually going insane. He's kind of like Rickety Cricket except he started out pretty bad to begin with. That's... almost more sad.
[02:00] <+KatyaShmolovsky> i HAVE, Rick.
[02:00] <+KatyaShmolovsky> i HAVE.
[02:01] <+JacobSartorius> I wanna go on a cute date to the movies & cuddle... ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’˜
[02:01] <+DennisReynolds_> Rick, you've lost all control over Katya.
[02:01] <+RickSanchez> But this time I'm saying it in an INSULTING fashion!
[02:01] <+RickSanchez> Yeah! Look at that!
[02:01] <@DraHosting> Now that that's over with....
[02:01] <@DraHosting> WELCOME...
[02:01] <+DennisReynolds_> It's seriously fucking painful to watch.
[02:01] <+RickSanchez> It's NOT sincere anymore, Katy!
[02:01] <@DraHosting> TO THE TV STARS: DIRECTOR'S CUT...
[02:01] <@DraHosting> FINALE.
[02:01] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Time for me to win.
[02:01] <+KarenSmith> Nancy had terrible fashion, honestly
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[02:01] <+KarenSmith> What's a Finale? :o
[02:01] <@DraHosting> -HELICOPTER FLIES OVER THE HOUSE AND ZOOMS IN ON THE FINAL FIVE ENJOYING DRINKS BY THE POOL-
[02:01] <+KarenSmith> I DON'T DRINK
[02:01] <@DraHosting> WE ARE IN THE FINAL STRETCH OF THE COMPETITION.
[02:01] <+RickSanchez> You -- you know what, Dennis? I don't care anymore. I -- I can't focus on anything except for watching interdimensional television.
[02:01] <AntsInMyEyes> I'M ANTS IN MY EYES JONHSNO HERE WITH THE TV STARS FINALE
[02:01] <+RickSanchez> Oh hey, something's on right now. What's this? Oh god.
[02:01] <AntsInMyEyes> I MEAN THERE'S SO MANY ANTS IN MY EYES
[02:01] <@DraHosting> KATYA, THE GAME-CHANGING NAME-SWITCHING FLIP-FLOPPER
[02:01] <AntsInMyEyes> AND THERE'S SO MANY CONTESTANTS
[02:01] <AntsInMyEyes> CHALLENGES
[02:01] <AntsInMyEyes> P..PEOPLE TO WATCH
[02:01] <AntsInMyEyes> HOSTS
[02:01] <@DraHosting> JACOB, THE BIG MOUTHED BRAT
[02:02] <@DraHosting> RICK, THE MAD SCIENTIST WITH A BIT OF A STUTTER
[02:02] <+JacobSartorius> excuse me ... ?
[02:02] <@DraHosting> OR IS IT STUDDER
[02:02] <+JacobSartorius> my fans don't think i'm a brat..
[02:02] <@DraHosting> I THINK IT'S STUTTER
[02:02] * DennisReynolds_ anticipates his role
[02:02] <+RickSanchez> It's st-st-st-stutter
[02:02] <@DraHosting> KAREN, THE DITZ
[02:02] <AntsInMyEyes> I'M NOT 100% SURE BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
[02:02] <morty_smith> (ants in my eyes johnson <33333)
[02:02] <@DraHosting> AND DENNIS, THE REALLY COOL GUY YEA THE DENNIS
[02:02] <@DraHosting> ARE ALL IN THE FINAL FIVE.
[02:02] <AntsInMyEyes> Everything's black
[02:02] <@DraHosting> ONLY ONE OF THEM CAN WIN.
[02:02] <+KarenSmith> I AM NOT A DITZ!
[02:02] <AntsInMyEyes> i can't see a thing
[02:02] <+DennisReynolds_> ...What the fuck was that?
[02:02] <AntsInMyEyes> and also I can't feel anything either
[02:02] <+KarenSmith> CONF: What does ditz mean?
[02:02] * AntsInMyEyes is set on fire
[02:02] <@DraHosting> OVER THE NEXT THREE WEEKS, THREE OF THEM WILL WALK OUT OF THIS HOSE.
[02:02] <@DraHosting> HOUSE*
[02:02] <AntsInMyEyes> it's a very rare disease
[02:02] <@DraHosting> TWO OF THEM WILL REMAIN.
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[02:02] <@DraHosting> AND ONE WILL WIN IT ALL.
[02:02] <@DraHosting> THIS IS THE TV STARS: DIRECTOR'S CUT FINALE!!!!
[02:03] <@DraHosting> talk a little bit
[02:03] <@DraHosting> I am setting up
[02:03] <@DraHosting> the challenge
[02:03] <@DraHosting> There are no more directors.
[02:03] <+KatyaShmolovsky> So
[02:03] <+KatyaShmolovsky> The directors have been cut?
[02:03] <+KatyaShmolovsky> :P
[02:03] <@DraHosting> me
[02:03] <+KarenSmith> I WANTED TO BE A DIRECTOR :'(
[02:04] <+KarenSmith> I wanted to sit in the cute pink chair and yell CUT
[02:04] <+RickSanchez> Challenge? Wh-- who cares? I literally can't compete in any more challenge. So you know, now all I have? Now all I have is -- is this alcohol.
[02:04] <+RickSanchez> And I have a ton of alcohol, mind you. Like, honestly so much. Morty would be genuinely floored that -- *belches* -- that I still managed to make it to the end with ALL my alcohol.
[02:04] <@DraHosting> THIS WEEK....
[02:04] <@DraHosting> WE'RE FILMING THE EVER-BELOVED
[02:05] <@DraHosting> by me because I'm a haunted house actor
[02:05] <@DraHosting> SLASHER FILM.
[02:05] <+KarenSmith> TITANIC>
[02:05] <+JacobSartorius> Thinking about this new music too much gets me sooo excited ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
[02:05] <+KarenSmith> Aww... :'(
[02:05] <@DraHosting> NAMED "DEADLY PREMONITION".
[02:05] <+KarenSmith> What's a prominitation>
[02:05] <@DraHosting> YOU MAY ALL COMPETE IN THIS COMPETITION.
[02:05] <@DraHosting> ...EXCEPT RICK
[02:05] <+DennisReynolds_> Is this like Lethal Weapon?
[02:05] <@DraHosting> FOR THIS FAME TASK, YOU MUST POST:
[02:05] <@DraHosting> *RUNS FROM THE KILLER*
[02:05] <+DennisReynolds_> It kind of sounds like it from the title.
[02:05] <@DraHosting> *HIDES IN CABIN*
[02:05] <+DennisReynolds_> Oh, no, a horror flick.
[02:05] <@DraHosting> *DUCKS UNDERNEATH BED*
[02:05] <@DraHosting> *SCREAMS*
[02:05] <@DraHosting> *RUNS AWAY*
[02:05] <@DraHosting> *DODGES KILLER'S KNIFE*
[02:05] <@DraHosting> *LEAPS OUT THE WINDOW*
[02:05] <+DennisReynolds_> I hate these but I take girls to see them all the time. They're the best for that.
[02:05] <@DraHosting> *RUNS TO THE LAKE*
[02:05] <@DraHosting> *JUMPS IN CANOE AND FLOATS AWAY*
[02:06] <@DraHosting> ONCE DONE, PM ME FOR THE GOSSIP TASK.
[02:06] <+DennisReynolds_> .
[02:06] <+RickSanchez> Wow! Okay! A near-death experience! This is something I've never experienced before! Hahahaha! Wow, Hosting, you really pulled a fast one on me!
[02:06] <@DraHosting> ON MY MARK
[02:06] <@DraHosting> GET SET....
[02:06] <@DraHosting> GO!
[02:06] <+KarenSmith> *runs from the killer*
[02:06] <+DennisReynolds_> *runs from the killer*
[02:06] <+KarenSmith> *hides in cabin*
[02:06] <+DennisReynolds_> *hides in cabin*
[02:07] <+DennisReynolds_> *ducks underneath bed*
[02:07] <+KarenSmith> *ducks underneath bed*
[02:07] <+DennisReynolds_> *screams*
[02:07] <+DennisReynolds_> *runs away*
[02:07] <+KarenSmith> *screams*
[02:07] <+DennisReynolds_> *dodges killer's knife*
[02:07] <+KarenSmith> *runs away*
[02:07] <+DennisReynolds_> *leaps out the window*
[02:07] <+DennisReynolds_> *runs to the lake*
[02:07] <+KarenSmith> *dodges killers knife*
[02:07] <+DennisReynolds_> *jumps in canoe and floats away*
[02:07] <+KarenSmith> *leaps out window* ]
[02:07] <+KarenSmith> *runs to lake* =
[02:07] <+KarenSmith> *jumps in canoe and floats away*
[02:07] <+RickSanchez> I just can't believe you'd still -- you'd be able to come up with such interesting challenges this late in the game. I -- I really commend you for that, Hosting.
[02:08] <+RickSanchez> And I KNOW you have some of that Szechuan sauce, Hosting.
[02:08] <+RickSanchez> I know you have -- you have a secret stash of it.
[02:09] <+RickSanchez> It's just -- *pounds down 73rd shot of the game* -- it's wacky. And it's ridiculous. You think a guy as smart as me wouldn't realize that eventually? But I did. And I'm onto you, Hosting. I know you're secretly a member of the Galactic Federation and you made this "game" to take me in.
[02:12] <+JacobSartorius> .
[02:12] <@DraHosting> they're still competing
[02:12] <+RickSanchez> (o thanks)
[02:12] <+JacobSartorius> Guys really need to learn that girls have feelings, and that the personality comes first ALWAYS... You matter โค๏ธ
[02:13] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS DENNIS
[02:13] <morty_smith> .
[02:13] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S VIP COMPETITION!!!
[02:13] <+DennisReynolds_> Woo, finally again!
[02:14] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“ good job dennis....
[02:14] <@DraHosting> America will now vote for an MVP
[02:14] <+DennisReynolds_> CONF: Usually I can't win because I realize that would only make me more threatening. But every once in a while I do have to remind America just who is the best player here.
[02:14] <+RickSanchez> HEY.
[02:14] <+RickSanchez> Dra.
[02:14] <+RickSanchez> Listen here.
[02:14] <+RickSanchez> Don't forget -- don't forget that I won -- I won that one thingy.
[02:14] <+RickSanchez> *belches*
[02:14] <+RickSanchez> That one challenge win thingy. You know that one, Hosting?! The one I opened the safe for?!
[02:14] <@DraHosting> yes
[02:14] <+RickSanchez> I'm using that right now.
[02:15] <@DraHosting> Rick has opted to use his Immunity Pass.
[02:15] <+RickSanchez> Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
[02:15] <@DraHosting> He is now the MVP of the week despite not being voted into power.
[02:15] <@DraHosting> Rick and Dennis are immune tonight.
[02:15] <@DraHosting> Jacob, Katya, and Karen - one of you is going home as the fifth member of the Jury.
[02:15] <+RickSanchez> Har har, folks! You think you -- *belches* you think you could pull a fast one on me, Katie? That's right. I'm not even calling you by your real NAME.
[02:15] <+RickSanchez> That's how little I give a shit.
[02:15] <@DraHosting> Please cast your votes.
[02:15] <@DraHosting> They are due by 2:22
[02:15] <+RickSanchez> (can dennis and I vote?)
[02:15] <@DraHosting> Dennis cannot
[02:15] <@DraHosting> you can
[02:15] <+JacobSartorius> (not dennis)
[02:17] <+JacobSartorius> happy people don't tear people down.
[02:17] == DraHosting changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Jacob, Dennis, Karen, Katya, Rick | JURY: LJ, Morty, Neda, Teddy | SAFES: X | 2 | X | X | X
[02:17] <@DraHosting> Karen I need your vote
[02:17] <+JacobSartorius> I don't need a telescope to see you're the one...
[02:17] <@DraHosting> The votes are in.
[02:17] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Jacob
[02:18] * DraHosting passes renewal slip to Rick
[02:18] <+RickSanchez> (CONF): Happy -- *belches* -- yeah, happy people DON'T tear people down. Jacob knows his shit, honestly. I'm surprised the man is so wise. But you know, he may be little, but he's wise as shit. He's like Tiny Rick in that way.
[02:18] <@DraHosting> Katya.
[02:18] <@DraHosting> Karen.
[02:18] <+KarenSmith> It's me and Katie...
[02:18] <@DraHosting> This vote has tied once again, for the third time in a row.
[02:18] <@DraHosting> 2-2.
[02:18] <@DraHosting> Jacob and Rick - is there a point in re-voting?
[02:18] <@DraHosting> Or are you locked in?
[02:18] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ง I am not changing my vote...
[02:18] <+RickSanchez> No -- *belches* -- I'm locked in.
[02:19] <@DraHosting> Alright.
[02:19] <@DraHosting> Then, I suppose, for the third time this season in a row
[02:19] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜‘
[02:19] <@DraHosting> Much like TV Stars Superstar Showdown
[02:19] <@DraHosting> We are going to straws to determine who goes home.
[02:19] <@DraHosting> Karen and Katya.
[02:19] <@DraHosting> Please approach the stand.
[02:19] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“ a divided house cannot stand...
[02:19] <+JacobSartorius> I love you more than words can explain karen... โค๏ธ
[02:19] <+KarenSmith> You guys... why did you do this? :'(
[02:19] <+KarenSmith> I'm gonna fail at this because I fail at everything...
[02:20] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *approaches stand*?
[02:20] <@DraHosting> sorry I had to search for a straw draw chart
[02:20] <+KarenSmith> *walks to stand*
[02:20] <+DennisReynolds_> Karen, come on!
[02:20] <+KarenSmith> So, this is a drawing contest?
[02:20] <+DennisReynolds_> ...You'll be okay.
[02:20] <+JacobSartorius> i donno what's so cringy about calling my supporters perfect / beautiful. because it's the truth (:
[02:20] * DennisReynolds_ smiles not-creepily
[02:20] <+KarenSmith> I took Art in 3rd grade, so I can beat you Katie!
[02:20] <@DraHosting> Katya.
[02:20] <@DraHosting> Karen.
[02:20] <@DraHosting> One of you is going home tonight.
[02:20] <@DraHosting> Please select one straw from 1-5.
[02:20] <+KatyaShmolovsky> 4.
[02:21] <+KarenSmith> 1
[02:21] <@DraHosting> Katya has chosen straw number 4.
[02:21] <+RickSanchez> 69
[02:21] <@DraHosting> Karen has chosen straw number 1.
[02:21] <+RickSanchez> Hahahaha! Look! I chose a number and I'm not even eligible!
[02:21] <+RickSanchez> Now that's high comedy!
[02:21] <@DraHosting> The short straw is...
[02:21] <@DraHosting> x
[02:21] <+KarenSmith> I really hope I can stay :D
[02:21] <@DraHosting> x
[02:21] <@DraHosting> x
[02:21] <@DraHosting> x
[02:21] <@DraHosting> x
[02:21] <@DraHosting> x
[02:21] <@DraHosting> x
[02:21] <@DraHosting> http://i.imgur.com/iOLTD4X.png
[02:21] <@DraHosting> Straw number four.
[02:21] <@DraHosting> Katya.
[02:21] <@DraHosting> Your show has been cancelled.
[02:21] <+KarenSmith> I'm still here?!
[02:21] <+RickSanchez> YOOOOOO!
[02:21] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *flips hair*
[02:21] <+KarenSmith> SORRY KATIE
[02:21] <+RickSanchez> How is this even -- How is -- I'm --
[02:21] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *shoots Karen the middle finger*
[02:21] <+KatyaShmolovsky> Motherfuckers.
[02:21] <@DraHosting> You are the fifth member of the Jury.
[02:21] <+KatyaShmolovsky> *walks out*
[02:22] <+JacobSartorius> Don't ever feel like you have to be somebody else or have to live up to somebody's standards I love you for you and that will never changeโค๏ธ
[02:22] <@DraHosting> Please exit to the left and pm me on main.
[02:22] <+JacobSartorius> I wanted to let you know that you should be proud of who you are, we all have our stories but that's what makes us special... โค๏ธ
[02:22] <+KarenSmith> Sorry, Katie... I really like you
[02:22] <+JacobSartorius> i wanna do it big like justin biebs
[02:22] <+RickSanchez> Really glad she's gone! Yeah! She was a dirty whore, huh? Actually, that's some -- *belches* -- that's some colorful language, even for me. Listen, I respect women. Especially Karen. But I just needed to use colorful language for someone as colorful as her. Come on.
[02:22] <+JacobSartorius> (topic)
[02:22] <@DraHosting> Please leave a blacklist if you have to go
[02:23] == RickSanchez changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Jacob, Dennis, Karen, Rick | JURY: LJ, Morty, Neda, Teddy, Katya | SAFES: X | 2 | X | X | X
[02:23] <@DraHosting> I am setting up the next challenge
[02:23] <+KarenSmith> Guys, can we stop fighting for a second? Like... this thing totally worked back in high school
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[02:24] <+KarenSmith> Basically, we should all tell each other what we think of each other :D
[02:24] <+KarenSmith> I'll go first...
[02:24] <morty_smith> 3D3 months ago ๏ผณ๏ผก๏ผฌ๏ผต๏ผด๏ผก๏ผด๏ผฉ๏ผฏ๏ผฎ๏ผณใ€€๏ผญ๏ผนใ€€๏ผฃ๏ผจ๏ผฉ๏ผฌ๏ผค๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผฎ
[02:24] <morty_smith> oh
[02:24] <+KarenSmith> Jason, I like you... but your sweatshirt is ugly
[02:25] <+RickSanchez> I don't give a shit if Hosting is setting up the next challenge. I -- *pounds down 76th shot of the night* -- I can't even compete in it. It's just like how none of us should even bother living because we're all going to fucking die. And also there are like 5,000 Ricks in this universe. If we have one less Rick will anyone really, truly give a shit?
[02:25] * RickSanchez binge drinks
[02:25] <+KarenSmith> ... Nevermind then...
[02:25] <+DennisReynolds_> Karen, I thought it was a great idea!
[02:25] * DennisReynolds_ forces smile
[02:25] <+DennisReynolds_> They just... don't get it.
[02:26] <+RickSanchez> Heh, I never said anything about that. Tell me what you think about me. I'll do that too.
[02:26] <@DraHosting> ALRIGHT!
[02:26] <+JacobSartorius> CONF: tbh this entire game... ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… has been so tough for my heart...๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ all my fans/gfs one by one leaving...๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ neda, teddy, katya ๐Ÿ˜“ ๐Ÿ˜ช i didnt expect this to be so hard........
[02:26] <@DraHosting> WHILE RICK SITS OUT, KAREN, JACOB, AND DENNIS WILL BE COMPETING FOR THE FINAL FOUR VIP.
[02:26] <@DraHosting> THERE IS NO MORE MVP FOR THIS SEASON.
[02:27] <@DraHosting> YOU EITHER WIN....OR YOU DON'T.
[02:27] <@DraHosting> TODAY WE'RE FILMING THE MOVIE "BATTER UP!" - A SPORTS FLICK.
[02:27] <+KarenSmith> ... I hate sports!
[02:27] <+RickSanchez> Karen, you remind me of Summer. Except you're not a moron. Don't worry. Summer's not a moron either. I'm just stating the fact that you are not a moron. You're like a nice high school girl. You know Mo -- *burps* Morty would probably have a crush on you if he got to know you more.
[02:27] <@DraHosting> FOR THIS FAME TASK, YOU MUST HIT THREE HOME RUNS.
[02:27] <@DraHosting> POST:
[02:27] <+KarenSmith> But I was on the baseball team so... :)
[02:27] <@DraHosting> *SEES BALL*
[02:27] <@DraHosting> *HITS HOME RUN #1*
[02:27] <@DraHosting> *SEES SECOND BALL*
[02:27] <@DraHosting> *HITS HOME RUN #2*
[02:27] <@DraHosting> *SEES THIRD BALL*
[02:27] <@DraHosting> *HITS HOME RUN #3*
[02:27] <@DraHosting> ONCE DONE, PM ME FOR THE NEXT TASK.
[02:27] <@DraHosting> ON MY MARK...
[02:27] <@DraHosting> GET SET....
[02:27] <@DraHosting> GO!
[02:27] <+DennisReynolds_> These movies are goddamn awful too. Seems like something Mac would watch.
[02:27] <+DennisReynolds_> "Not for the uniforms."
[02:27] <+KarenSmith> *sees ball*
[02:27] <+DennisReynolds_> *sees ball*
[02:27] <+KarenSmith> *hits home run #1*
[02:27] <+DennisReynolds_> *hits home run #1*
[02:27] <+KarenSmith> *sees second ball*
[02:28] <+KarenSmith> *hits home run #2*
[02:28] <+DennisReynolds_> *sees second ball*
[02:28] <+KarenSmith> *sees third ball*
[02:28] <+KarenSmith> *hits home run #3*
[02:28] <+DennisReynolds_> *hits home run #2*
[02:28] <+DennisReynolds_> *sees third ball*
[02:28] <+DennisReynolds_> *hits home run #3*
[02:28] <+RickSanchez> Jacob, you -- you're like one of those kids Morty would despise in high school. And sometimes that's a good thing. You know, Morty is real insecure. He fucking hates himself. Really does. Like, he thinks he's the equivalent of a turd on the street that just got stepped on by a businessman going to work. But that doesn't -- *burps* -- that doesn't make you bad. I think you're a quality kid....
[02:28] <+RickSanchez> ...Plus you're a good singer. I mean, nowhere near "Get Schwifty," but still.
[02:28] <+RickSanchez> That sweatshirt is raggedy though. Get a new one. I can take you shopping after this.
[02:30] <+JacobSartorius> this sweatshirt is yeezy certified ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฏ
[02:30] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS DENNIS
[02:30] <@DraHosting> YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S VIP COMPETITION!!!!
[02:30] <+KarenSmith> Go Denny! :D
[02:30] <+DennisReynolds_> As it should be, again.
[02:30] <@DraHosting> Jacob, Rick, and Karen
[02:31] <@DraHosting> you are the bottom three, and its time to see who goes home as the sixth member of the Jury.
[02:31] <+RickSanchez> Hmm. Congrats, Dennis. You know, I -- *belches* -- I don't even know if I can say anything negative about you. You and I have a similar outlook on life. Life punches you in the face all day every day and then you die. It's simple, yet real.
[02:31] <@DraHosting> Please cast your votes now.
[02:31] * DennisReynolds_ yawns
[02:31] <+DennisReynolds_> Yeah, Rick... I guess that's true.
[02:31] <+DennisReynolds_> Everything sucks and it's up to me to make it better.
[02:31] <+DennisReynolds_> But, alas, I am one man.
[02:32] <+DennisReynolds_> And I have not yet been WIDELY RECOGNIZED, which is ridiculous.
[02:32] <+DennisReynolds_> But that's fine for now.
[02:33] <+DennisReynolds_> .
[02:33] <+RickSanchez> (CONF): You know, I'm probably making a shitty decision tonight. But does it even matter? I'm -- *coughs violently* -- I'm gonna leave this place soon, I'm gonna go back to Morty, I'm gonna spend the rest of eternity holed up in my garage not doing shit. And you know, there's something peaceful in that fact.
[02:33] <+RickSanchez> Ohhhh yeeeeeeah!
[02:33] <+KarenSmith> My naisl look so... gross
[02:33] <+RickSanchez> It's time to get schwifty!
[02:33] * RickSanchez shits on the floor
[02:34] <+KarenSmith> ... What is that smell? :(
[02:34] <+JacobSartorius> CONF: tbh no joke im conflicted tonight....i have no idea ...my heart & my brain r telling me two different things :\
[02:35] <@DraHosting> I still need Jacob to vote
[02:36] == TeddyDuncan [~TeddyDunc@92.250.86.202] has quit [Quit: Public PJIRC @ http://pjirc.viper007bond.com/]
[02:36] <+JacobSartorius> tbh ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ i cant pick between my girlfriend and my best mate.... ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“ this is the hardest decision ive ever made...........
[02:36] <+JacobSartorius> but im choosing to self vote....๐Ÿ˜“
[02:37] <+RickSanchez> Literally going to be a 1-1-1 vote. I -- *belches* -- I continue to be just wowed by this show.
[02:37] <@DraHosting> I have the votes.
[02:37] * DraHosting walks in with renewal slips
[02:37] <@DraHosting> ...um...
[02:37] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญrick it's for the greater good
[02:37] <@DraHosting> So we have an interesting situation here.
[02:37] <+KarenSmith> Do we all stay? :D
[02:37] <@DraHosting> Jacob, you have one vote against you.
[02:37] <+JacobSartorius> i wanna do it big like justin...........
[02:37] <@DraHosting> Rick, you have one vote against you.
[02:37] <@DraHosting> Karen, you have one vote against you.
[02:37] <@DraHosting> Dennis cannot vote.
[02:37] <@DraHosting> You are all involved in a tie...
[02:37] <@DraHosting> and therefore, you actually cannot re-vote, either, because you're involved in the tie.
[02:38] <@DraHosting> So......um
[02:38] <@DraHosting> for the fourth time this season, in a row
[02:38] <@DraHosting> we actually have to go back to straws.
[02:38] <+RickSanchez> ...
[02:38] <+RickSanchez> Is... Is this for real?
[02:38] <+JacobSartorius> If you're seeing this, take a second... Look in the mirror... And smile... ๐Ÿ˜Š be happy...you don't own all the problems in the world
[02:38] <+RickSanchez> My god.
[02:38] <+KarenSmith> Oh no, I hate drawing :(
[02:38] <@DraHosting> Rick, Karen, Jacob.
[02:38] <+RickSanchez> My god, if this doesn't prove that God is a fickle, fickle beast, then I don't know what the hell does.
[02:38] <@DraHosting> Please approach the stand and pick a straw from 1-3.
[02:38] <@DraHosting> 1-5** me
[02:38] <+KarenSmith> 1
[02:38] <+JacobSartorius> 3.
[02:38] <@DraHosting> Karen has chosen straw one.
[02:38] <@DraHosting> Jacob has chosen straw three.
[02:38] <+RickSanchez> 4.
[02:38] <@DraHosting> Rick has chosen straw four.
[02:39] <+KarenSmith> Good luck guys!
[02:39] <+JacobSartorius> i figure why not let fate decide ?
[02:39] <+RickSanchez> 4 is death! If I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna do it -- I'm gonna do it big like Morty.
[02:39] <@DraHosting> The shortest straw...
[02:39] <@DraHosting> is...
[02:39] <@DraHosting> x
[02:39] <@DraHosting> x
[02:39] <@DraHosting> x
[02:39] <@DraHosting> x
[02:39] <@DraHosting> x
[02:39] <@DraHosting> x
[02:39] <@DraHosting> x
[02:39] <+KarenSmith> It's me...
[02:39] <@DraHosting> http://i.imgur.com/PbzAtSQ.png
[02:39] <@DraHosting> straw three.
[02:39] <@DraHosting> Jacob.
[02:39] <@DraHosting> Your show has been cancelled.
[02:39] <+KarenSmith> JASON :O
[02:39] <+RickSanchez> Whaaaaaat?!
[02:39] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” buy sweatshirt on itunes
[02:39] <+KarenSmith> Jason...
[02:39] <@DraHosting> Jacob...you are the sixth member of the Jury.
[02:39] <+KarenSmith> *kisses*
[02:39] <@DraHosting> Please leave me a blacklist if you have to go.
[02:40] <+JacobSartorius> ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” i dont care about winning...i just wanted a girlfriend & to promote my single Sweatshirt
[02:40] <+JacobSartorius> tbh karen wait how are you that cute Hsksndjsmns๐Ÿ˜
[02:40] <+DennisReynolds_> Bye, Jacob.
[02:40] <+JacobSartorius> rick/dennis, good luck ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
[02:40] <+RickSanchez> Wubba lubba dub dub! How the hell am I still in? Is God just toying with me at this point? Where's Morty? I bet -- I bet Morty would be proud at this point.
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[02:40] <+JacobSartorius> love u guys...so proud of my Sartoriuses
[02:40] * RickSanchez shotguns a beer
[02:40] <+DennisReynolds_> Your ways with women I will never understand, but I do admire... mostly.
[02:40] <+RickSanchez> Jacob, you were a good -- you were a good kid.
[02:40] <+KarenSmith> Bye, Jason Saggytitties :'(
[02:40] <+KarenSmith> CONF: I'll miss him!
[02:40] <@DraHosting> Well, in a game mostly decided by straws....and divisiveness....
[02:40] <+DennisReynolds_> I hope you can continue to manipulate Teddy or Katya or who the hell ever in the jury.
[02:40] <@DraHosting> We have made the final three.
[02:40] <@DraHosting> Karen Smith.
[02:40] <@DraHosting> Dennis Reynolds.
[02:41] <@DraHosting> and Rick Sanchez.
[02:41] <@DraHosting> After this final VIP competition, there will be no more straws. No more inconclusive votes.
[02:41] <@DraHosting> One of you will be VOTED. OUT.
[02:41] <@DraHosting> and the final two will remain.
[02:41] <+JacobSartorius> (topic.)
[02:41] <@DraHosting> But, before we begin
[02:41] <@DraHosting> Allow me to reveal what safe was not opened.
[02:41] * DraHosting opens up safe number two
[02:42] <@DraHosting> An extra vote was located inside of this
[02:42] <@DraHosting> what a shame.
[02:42] <+KarenSmith> I didn't need it! :D
[02:42] <+RickSanchez> And you know what? I can't even -- *farts* -- I can't even compete in this last challenge.
[02:42] <+KarenSmith> I got an AWARD so I win :)
[02:42] <+RickSanchez> You know who I miss? I miss Unity. She -- or he -- or they, because it was thousands of people or something -- treated me like such a great man.
[02:42] <@DraHosting> ALRIGHT.
[02:42] <@DraHosting> It is TIME.
[02:42] <+RickSanchez> Those were the days, Morty. Those -- those were the days.
[02:42] <@DraHosting> For the FINAL.
[02:42] <@DraHosting> VIP COMPETITION.
[02:42] <@DraHosting> of the season.
[02:42] <+JacobSartorius> (update the topic)
[02:43] == DraHosting changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Dennis, Karen, Rick | JURY: LJ, Morty, Neda, Teddy, Katya, Jacob
[02:43] <@DraHosting> To keep up with tradition, this is a trivia competition about the game so far.
[02:43] <@DraHosting> I hope you have been taking notes.
[02:43] <+KarenSmith> ... We had paper?!
[02:43] <@DraHosting> Because it's been like 13 seasons so far and if you don't take notes then I have no idea why you're even playing.
[02:43] <+KarenSmith> :'(
[02:43] <@DraHosting> Are you all ready?
[02:43] <+RickSanchez> Whatever you say you little punk ass little bitch.
[02:43] <+DennisReynolds_> Yeah, I guess.
[02:44] <@DraHosting> Alright.
[02:44] <+DennisReynolds_> Why does this game take so goddamn long anyway?
[02:44] <@DraHosting> The first to FOUR. POINTS.
[02:44] <@DraHosting> Will win this competition
[02:44] <@DraHosting> and potentially, the game.
[02:44] <@DraHosting> FIRST QUESTION.
[02:44] <@DraHosting> QUESTION #1: WHO WAS THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE JURY?
[02:44] <+KarenSmith> LJ
[02:44] <+DennisReynolds_> LJ
[02:44] <@DraHosting> KAREN SCORES!
[02:44] <@DraHosting> KAREN - 1 || RICK - 0 || DENNIS - 0
[02:44] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[02:45] <@DraHosting> QUESTION TWO: HOW MANY STRAW DRAWS HAVE OCCURRED THIS SEASON?
[02:45] <+KarenSmith> 3
[02:45] <+KarenSmith> 4
[02:45] <+KarenSmith> 5
[02:45] <+KarenSmith> 2
[02:45] <+DennisReynolds_> 4
[02:45] <@DraHosting> KAREN IS CORRECT!
[02:45] * RickSanchez chugs alcohol from the sidelines
[02:45] <@DraHosting> but in the future please only guess once
[02:45] <@DraHosting> KAREN - 2 || RICK - 0 || DENNIS - 0
[02:45] <+DennisReynolds_> (Rick can play)
[02:45] <+RickSanchez> Don't worry, guys, just enjoying myself! Not competing! Awaiting my certain doom!
[02:45] <+RickSanchez> (Wait what)
[02:45] <+DennisReynolds_> (...Right?)
[02:45] <+RickSanchez> oh SHIT
[02:45] <@DraHosting> yes rick you can play
[02:45] <@DraHosting> I said that when you got the golden raspberry
[02:45] <+RickSanchez> This is a game changer.
[02:45] <+RickSanchez> Wubba lubba dub duuuuub!
[02:45] <@DraHosting> screaming
[02:45] <@DraHosting> KAREN - 2 || RICK - 0 || DENNIS - 0
[02:45] <+RickSanchez> heh-heh. I guess... I guess I was tuning out.
[02:45] <+RickSanchez> Sorry, Hosting. Shouldn't have doubted you there.
[02:45] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[02:46] <@DraHosting> QUESTION THREE: WHO WAS THE FIRST VICTIM OF THE STRAW DRAW?
[02:46] <+KarenSmith> NEDA
[02:46] <+RickSanchez> Morty
[02:46] <+RickSanchez> Neda
[02:46] <@DraHosting> KAREN SCORES!
[02:46] <@DraHosting> KAREN - 3 || RICK - 0 || DENNIS - 0
[02:46] <@DraHosting> ONE. MORE. POINT.
[02:46] <@DraHosting> AND SHE WINS IT ALL.
[02:46] <+RickSanchez> Fuck nuggets!
[02:46] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION
[02:46] <+RickSanchez> .
[02:46] <@DraHosting> QUESTION FOUR: DURING THE DOUBLE ELIMINATION, WHICH TWO PLAYERS WERE CANCELED?
[02:47] <+KarenSmith> LJ
[02:47] <+KarenSmith> MORTY
[02:47] <+KarenSmith> MORTY/NEDA
[02:47] <@DraHosting> incorrect
[02:47] <@DraHosting> please only guess once
[02:47] <@DraHosting> rick and dennis please respond
[02:47] <+RickSanchez> Sarah and Brian
[02:47] <@DraHosting> CORRECT
[02:47] <@DraHosting> RICK SCORES
[02:47] <@DraHosting> KAREN - 3 || RICK - 1 || DENNIS - 0
[02:47] <@DraHosting> NEXT QUESTION.
[02:47] <@DraHosting> QUESTION FIVE: WHO WAS THE DIRECTOR IN WEEK FOUR?
[02:47] <+KarenSmith> NEDA
[02:47] <@DraHosting> KAREN IS CORRECT, IT WAS NEDA!
[02:47] <+RickSanchez> SHIT GIGGLES!
[02:47] <@DraHosting> CONGRATULATIONS, KAREN! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE FINAL VIP COMPETITION OF THE SEASON!
[02:48] <+KarenSmith> I WON?!
[02:48] <+DennisReynolds_> Karen, you did it!
[02:48] <+KarenSmith> My ESPN kicked it, yay!
[02:48] * DennisReynolds_ gasps and hugs Karen
[02:48] <@DraHosting> Karen.
[02:48] <@DraHosting> As the final VIP, you must pm me your vote.
[02:48] <@DraHosting> or make it public I don't care
[02:48] <@DraHosting> but
[02:48] <@DraHosting> you are voting someone out of this game.
[02:49] <+KarenSmith> I hate to do this... :'(
[02:50] <+KarenSmith> But I'm sorry Ryan :(
[02:50] <+KarenSmith> Um... Draven? I voted for Ryan :/
[02:50] <@DraHosting> ....who is ryan....
[02:50] <+DennisReynolds_> She means Rick.
[02:50] <+RickSanchez> ...
[02:50] <+KarenSmith> Yeah, Ryan
[02:50] <+DennisReynolds_> We established this before.
[02:51] <@DraHosting> do you...do you mean rick?
[02:51] <+KarenSmith> I don't know who Rick is...
[02:51] <+KarenSmith> But sure!
[02:51] <+DennisReynolds_> Yes, she does.
[02:51] * DennisReynolds_ points at Rick
[02:51] <+DennisReynolds_> Him, right, Karen?
[02:51] <+KarenSmith> His name is Rick? :o
[02:51] <@DraHosting> Karen, please point to the person you're sending home.
[02:52] <+RickSanchez> ...
[02:52] <+KarenSmith> *points at Rick*
[02:52] <@DraHosting> Rick.
[02:52] <@DraHosting> or Ryan I don't even know anymore.
[02:52] <+KarenSmith> I wanted Ricky gone the longest so... sorry!
[02:52] <@DraHosting> You are the seventh and final member of the Jury.
[02:52] <@DraHosting> Please exit to the left and pm me on main.
[02:52] <+DennisReynolds_> Well, Rick, that was a fun time.
[02:53] <+KarenSmith> Sorry Ricky :'(
[02:53] <+RickSanchez> You know? I'm -- *belches* -- I'm not even fazed at this point. I've consumed somewhere in between eighty and ninety shots this entire game. I came here with -- with Morty, and I didn't do shit except yell at him the whole time. And honestly, that's all I did. Literally didn't do anything worthwhile this -- this entire game. But -- *shits on the floor* -- I... I feel like I've accomplished a...
[02:53] <+RickSanchez> ...lot here. And by accomplished a lot, I mean... I got ONE STEP CLOSER to my hunt for the Szechuan sauce. Literally nothing else on this planet matters at all. Nothing in -- in this UNIVERSE matters at all. You hear me, Morty? Wherever you are? You hear me, Mr. Poopybutthole?! You hear me, you dusty old hag Karen?! I -- I'M GOING TO GET THAT SAUCE. I WILL. I LEGITIMATELY WILL. *vomits*...
[02:53] <+RickSanchez> ...IF IT'S -- IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO. I AM NOT GOING TO LEAVE THIS MULTIVERSE UNLESS I GET THAT SZECHUAN SAUCE. I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES NINE SEASONS. I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES NINE YEARS. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB. LI-- LI-- LICK MY BALLS. RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS. SHIT ON THE FLOOR. GET SCHWIFTY. GRAAAASS... TASTES BAD. BURGER TIME. AIDS. AND THAT'S THE WAAAAAY... THE NEWS GOES.
[02:53] <+RickSanchez> Screw you all, I need a drink.
[02:53] <+DennisReynolds_> I hope you have fun in your little fucked up life banging aliens or taking crack or... whatever the hell else you do.
[02:53] <+KarenSmith> What's a hag? :o
[02:53] <+KarenSmith> Also... can I have some sauce... I'm kinda hungry!
[02:54] <@DraHosting> Well.
[02:54] <@DraHosting> With that, it is time for the JURY
[02:54] <@DraHosting> to vote for a winner.
[02:54] <@DraHosting> LJ.
[02:54] <@DraHosting> Morty.
[02:54] <@DraHosting> Neda.
[02:54] <@DraHosting> Teddy.
[02:54] <+DennisReynolds_> Oh, amazing!
[02:54] <@DraHosting> Katya.
[02:54] <+KarenSmith> Girls, vote for me! :D
[02:54] <@DraHosting> Jacob.
[02:54] <@DraHosting> Rick.
[02:54] <+KarenSmith> Boys, also vote for me! :D
[02:54] <@DraHosting> please send in your votes for the winner
[02:54] <@DraHosting> you may conversate with the final two
[02:54] == DraHosting changed the topic of #TVStars to: Director's Cut: Dennis vs Karen || JURY: LJ, Morty, Neda, Teddy, Katya, Jacob, Rick
[02:55] <+DennisReynolds_> Go ahead and vote for me, everyone.
[02:55] <+KarenSmith> Um, Denny doesn't deserve votes... I do!
[02:55] <+DennisReynolds_> I think you've all gotten to know me pretty well and I... trust you to make the best decision.
[02:55] <+KarenSmith> I won a ton of... VIPERs!
[02:55] <+DennisReynolds_> Well, mostly, anyway.
[02:55] <+KarenSmith> And I caused a lot of drawing to happen so :D
[02:55] <+DennisReynolds_> We made sure Rick is sober enough to hold a pen, right?
[02:55] <+KarenSmith> Plus, I was at everyone's table
[02:56] <+KarenSmith> Ricky is sober... whatever that means
[02:56] * RickSanchez is blackout drunk in the corner
[02:57] <+DennisReynolds_> Well, there's that.
[02:57] <+KarenSmith> Did he die?!
[02:58] * RickSanchez gets up
[02:58] <+RickSanchez> Hell no. I'm alive.
[02:58] <+RickSanchez> I'm Mr. Bulldops
[02:58] <+KarenSmith> Mr. Bulldogs?
[02:59] <+DennisReynolds_> Close enough, yeah.
[02:59] <+DennisReynolds_> Voting station's right there, Rick.
[02:59] <+KarenSmith> Vote for me :D
[02:59] <+KarenSmith> I know you did a lot anyway cause my ESPN let me know so...
[02:59] <+RickSanchez> You -- you don't know. I've gotten schwiftier than I ever will for the rest of my life.
[02:59] <+RickSanchez> I don't have anything left to say. I'm -- I'm beyond tired.
[03:00] <+KarenSmith> Swifer?
[03:00] * RickSanchez swigs three more shots
[03:00] <+KarenSmith> Like... the vaccuum?
[03:01] <morty_smith> hi
[03:01] <morty_smith> i'm voting for dennis
[03:01] <morty_smith> see ya
[03:01] <+KarenSmith> Thanks Monty...
[03:01] <morty_smith> you're welcome
[03:02] <+DennisReynolds_> Thanks, Morty!
[03:02] <+RickSanchez> Good -- good on you, Morty.
[03:02] <+DennisReynolds_> Rick taught you well.
[03:02] <+RickSanchez> You're a good fuckin' kid, Morty.
[03:02] <+RickSanchez> Let's go on an adventure after this, Morty.

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