Present are the episode summaries for TV Stars Los Angeles.
It's A Hard Life For A Straight White Male
|I WELCOME you all to TV Stars: Spencer's World.|
The season began with eleven celebrities outside of the TV Stars House in Los Angeles. From Survivor stars, Spencer Bledsoe and Kelly Shinn, to children competitors, Kid Detective and Helmet Boi, the cast was diverse and even in gender (unbeknownst to them at first), ready to compete for their treasured prize: one million dollars and their own television show.
Bella started off by talking about how she could not wait to begin the game, and then immediately questioned why everyone was standing beside a house, since she was expecting to be playing the game in a jungle environment.
Tila began to shout rude and anti-Semitic slurs about Jewish people. While most people ignored her, she continued to talk about hating Jews. She began to flirt with Spencer, telling him that she would keep him in the game because he was attractive. She then told Helmet Boi that he could have sex with her any time.
The Host introduced to them the Executive Producers twist, returning from the previous season in Tokyo, and allowed for the celebrities to nominate themselves for the position.
|Executive Producer||Executive Producer|
Tila and Helmet made the most noise when volunteering and were ultimately selected. They were made ineligible to win the opening VIP challenge and were sent into the House to take part in the game’s first twist.
However, Tila and Helmet were not alone in the House. Julia Nolan, Liz’s twin sister, remained inside of the House inside of a secret room, where she waited to see her twin in the second week of the game. This twist had Julia and Liz both playing the role of Liz until the fifth week, where if Liz survived to see the week’s beginning, Julia would enter the game. They would have only five minutes each week to exchange information and switch out.
Meanwhile, outside of the House, the celebrities competed in the opening VIP challenge.
|How did I not win? I’m a MASTER detective!|
After Liz was declared the first VIP of the season, the doors to the TV Stars House opened up, and everyone was allowed inside. She was called into a private room, where she was presented with the first three digits of a code that would eventually unlock a locked room in the House. She was informed that others in the House would receive codes that, when put together, would allow them to open the room up and receive a special reward.
Their first look in the House presented to them five safes neatly placed in a corner, with a sixth safe sitting beside the stack. The Host called for Tila and Helmet both to come to the safe.
They were presented with a key and were told to open it.
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Tila Tequila & Helmet Boi
Immunity from the first elimination of the game
Once opened, they received an “Immunity Pass”, allowing them to be immune from the first elimination of the competition. The first major twist of the game was then explained: periodically, keys would be strung up inside the House, and the first to grab a key would be allowed to open up one of the five safes. The catch was that there were two punishment safes and three reward safes, so the celebrities had to be very cautious as to which safe they opened.
The game began to calm down now, allowing the celebrities time to talk together. Tila continued to flirt with Spencer, stating that the key they received was “inside” her. Spencer responded, stating that it sounded kinky.
|Right before I left I broke up with my baeuhhhhhhh.|
I’m single and ready to MINGLEuhhhhh
Liz attempted to get in on the flirting going on in the House, but before she could talk to any of the other men, Patric informed her that Tila was a child molester. This claim outraged Tila and shocked Liz, which sparked confusion.
Helmet defended Tila to Patric, stating that she was not a child molester. Santana commented that she would believe Tila was a child molester, because her great uncle was a child molester, and Tila and her uncle apparently looked similar.
America was then tasked with voting for an MVP for the first week. After voting occurred, BrICE was chosen to be the winner in the week, and was made safe from elimination.
Later on in the week, The Host announced that the House was rumored to be haunted, and that some of their stuff was likely to go missing over the course of the next few weeks.
In reality, it was Liz sneaking around the House while nobody was watching, stealing items from the other competitors to give to Julia. It was their secret task to steal as many artifacts from the others in the game and not get caught. For every item stolen, they would be awarded a cash prize.
The first bit of conflict began in the House as Bella attempted to make an announcement to the other celebrities. Tila felt that she was stealing her spotlight, and yelled at her to back off.
Bella ignored her and advertised that she needed a chicken tractor to survive in the game. Helmet then interjected and announced that he wanted to lead the House. This chaos led to Bella announcing her alliance to everyone in the game.
Meanwhile, Tila attempted to get the House to vote out Patric for molesting Kid Detective. Patric denied doing the act, and accused Tila of being a child molester once again.
At elimination, The Host reminded everyone that they could not vote to eliminate Tila or Helmet, as well as Liz or BrICE. Spencer told everyone in the game to not vote him out. Spencer then talked to Spencer, commending him for sticking up for his race and his education.
|It’s a hard life for a straight white male.|
Liz pretended to slip, and threw herself down into Spencer’s crotch. She then put her finger up to her mouth to the camera, as if to tell them not to tell anyone what she did.
The votes were sent in, tallied, and read.
|Backstage Elimination #1|
Kelly (6 Votes)
Spencer, Santana, Bella, Kid, JSV, Patric
Patric (2 Votes)
Spencer (2 Votes)
In the end, Kelly was eliminated. Many questioned who she was, but she vanished out of the House entirely.
|How does it feel to be eliminated first? Does it hurt?|
|If you could change one thing you did, what would it be?|
|Do you have any enemies in the house?|
A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila
Right at the beginning of the week, Kid Detective detected that Tila and Spencer had begun a relationship. He stated that they liked each other, but was upset because Tila liked Spencer more than him.
Tila informed him that she is polyamorous, and that anyone has a shot at love with Tila Tequila. Helmet mentioned that the only love Tila had to spread came from spreading her legs, and Kid became confused. Helmet told him that he would understand when he got older.
|Oh my god, Liz is literally so annoying. Like, does she always have to talk like thiiiiiiis, like shut the hell up Thick’Ems.|
Santana glared at Liz while she slapped the players in the House with an object known as a “fishbot”. Liz was then called to the confessional room, and she dropped the fishbot. Helmet grabbed it and slapped around Tila, Spencer, Santana, Patric, Liz, Kid, JSV, BrICE, and Bella.
Meanwhile, Liz actually entered the secret room of the House containing Julia. Inside, they were given five minutes to trade secrets about the game thus far. Inside, Liz and Julia met up and hugged.
Liz informed her that Spencer liked Liz and thought she was attractive, and then told her that Tila was her best friend and that she is a Nazi.
They swapped clothes and continued talking. Liz informed Julia that she should not go after Kid, Tila, Helmet, or Spencer in the round, and that she should align with Spencer.
Outside of the secret room, Santana trashed Liz, talking about how she did not care if she came back, because she was almost as annoying as her fake blonde highlights. “Liz” reentered the House after the coast was clear, but it was really Julia.
When Julia returned and began talking and mingling with the others, Santana told her that her voice made her ears bleed. JSV muttered something incoherent, and went on about his business.
The VIP competition then commenced, and Julia could not compete because Liz had won the first VIP of the game.
Tila was declared the winner and was given the second set of codes for the locked room in the House, but was met with shock as everyone reentered the House to find their stuff was missing. Spencer and Tila recognized that their clothes were missing. This was what they thought was a ghost, but in reality, it was Liz stealing while the challenge occurred.
Spencer then dropped his clothes and asked why he was naked, and then asked why Tila was naked, even though she was not. Tila responded stating that she would do anything with Spencer, and he asked if she would do anything with Jews. Tila stated that Jews were bad, and the two left the room together.
Julia then proceeded to mock her sister, stating that she was always the prettier sister and that she was smarter and stronger than her sister. She then winked at the camera.
The MVP vote began, and Bella was voted in by America as the next MVP of the season. Bella announced, amidst the announcement, that her baby chicken she had had hatched out of its egg. Bella decided to name it Dedeker.
Dedeker pecked on Tila’s face, and Bella told Tila that he was being affectionate to her. Tila then proceeded to make out with Dedeker. Kid called her out on making out with a baby (even though it was a baby animal), and Tila informed him that she has no moral qualms in pursuing relationships with minors.
Patric shook his head in shame of watching Tila, whom he had previously accused of being a child molester. Santana simply begged the question:
|What the hell is wrong with you people?|
At elimination, the celebrities cast their votes. Bella’s alliance, along with Tila’s newly formed FinalSolution alliance, ended up voting against the same individual. Who would be going home this week?
|Backstage Elimination #2|
Patric (5 Votes)
Spencer, BrICE, Santana, Julia, Helmet
JSV (2 Votes)
Spencer (1 Vote)
Santana (1 Vote)
Patric fell at the end of the week, and was eliminated promptly.
Don't Be A Cock Tease
At the start of the week, Dedeker, Bella’s chicken, ran away from her arms and pecked on Tila. Bella shouted at her that she was a filthy person for stroking her chicken.
While Santana and Julia bickered briefly, Tila and Bella continued to argue over the chicken. Tila told Bella not to be a “cock-tease”, and this pun made her even more irritated than before.
Dedeker hopped over to Kid, and Tila demanded that he hand him over to her. After refusing, Tila shouted at Kid that she was finished with him, and that their “relationship” was over.
Helmet declared that everyone had made the final nine in the competition. This would prove to be false, as Julia was secretly in the game, marking the final ten. The fact that Julia – whom she believed was Liz in the week – was in the game, made Santana feel sick.
Julia was called to the confessional area, and she entered the secret room and met with Liz.
Julia spoke with Liz, while changing clothes, about how Tila’s alliance, TheFinalSolution, wanted Patric out, and thus he was eliminated in the previous round. She then explained that she formed an alliance with Santana, and Liz exclaimed that she loved Santana. Julia argued that Santana was mean and rude, and Liz argued back that she was prettier than her, which offended Julia.
Liz then reentered the game, leaving Julia behind.
When Liz reentered the game, she found Bella talking about how she wanted another chick to cuddle with at night, since Dedeker had left and formed a nest in Tila’s head.
With that, the VIP competition began.
Liz was declared the winner, but was surprised when she did not receive a code for the secret locked room.
During the competition, a key was hoisted inside of the House. Tila discovered it and grabbed it, allowing her access into any of the five available safes.
Negate all votes at any elimination
Tila received the ability to negate any votes against herself at any elimination. Rather than using it at an elimination, she demanded to use it immediately. Instead, it served as an immunity, making Tila immune from elimination for the third time in a row.
The MVP vote commenced, and BrICE was voted by America as the MVP for the week. BrICE was given the final three code numbers for the secret locked room.
Spencer discussed how, even though he was on TV Stars, he already had his own television show. In spirit, he said, Survivor: Cagayan was his own show. Tila commented that that show belonged more to his fellow competitor, Tony, than to him.
At elimination, the alliances went head to head to pick someone off.
|Backstage Elimination #3|
JSV (5 Votes)
Spencer, Santana, Bella, Helmet, Tila
Spencer (3 Votes)
BrICE, Kid, JSV
JSV was eliminated from the competition as the last pre-jury member eliminated from the competition.
This Is My Iceless Episode
Right at the start of the week, everyone discovered that more things were missing from the House. Helmet Boi screamed after realizing his helmet had been stolen from him, and BrICE became upset that his ICE had been stolen.
The Celebrities learned that Helmet Boi is bald, and then learned that he had multiple helmets saved as a backup just in case his helmet was stolen or lost. BrICE stated that he felt cold without his ICE.
|This is my iceless episode.|
Shortly after the event occurred, Bella noticed that her pet, Dedeker, had left the House. She stated that she wanted to bake a big and fat roast out of him stuffed with wild blackberries, which shocked everyone.
Bella asked about what she could stuff with her blackberries, and Helmet told her to stuff them up her “bum”.
Bella became depressed that she had lost track of her baby chicken. She stated, while moping, that she tried her hardest to provide food for the House, but she was struggling. She went off to cry in her chicken tractor.
Liz snuck inside of the secret locked room after figuring out the code, and discovered her reward: The Immunity Pass. She could use the Immunity Pass at any point to bypass any VIP or MVP competition and make herself the winner without any competition at all.
Liz then entered the secret room of the House to meet with Julia for the third swap of the game. They did not talk much this time, but Julia and Liz continued to exchange information about the game. Liz and Julia were informed that they would be entering the game in the next round if Julia could survive.
The VIP competition began shortly after, and Santana secured herself a key during the game.
Helmet was declared the winner of the competition, and Santana was given her safe to open. Helmet would have received a code to the secret room, but this was foiled because Liz had already figured out the code to the locked room.
Santana opened her safe.
Give out two extra votes to two people in the game.
Santana chose to give out her two votes to Julia, whom she believed was Liz, and Bella.
At this point, Bella had seemed to go off the deep-end. She began talking about planting crops in the garden of the House and covering the soil with feces. She talked about planting crops inside of unused toilets in the House as well.
This apparently earned her more favor from America, as she won the MVP vote for the week.
The competitors were then tasked with naming the House. Though many names were suggested, the most popular suggestion amongst America was Spencer’s, with “The 1% Mansion”.
Elimination ensued, and the alliances discussed voting out a threatening player to send to the jury. Many alliances agreed: Tila was a major threat. After having been immune the entire game up until this point, it became a popular opinion to vote her out.
|Backstage Elimination #4|
Tila (5 Votes)
Spencer, Santana, Bella, Julia, Kid
BrICE (1 Vote)
Julia (1 Vote)
Tila was voted out as the first member of the jury.
Get Ready For Double Trouble
At the beginning of the week, The Host informed Julia and Liz that they had survived to the winning point of the game where Julia would be able to enter the game. They both cheered in excitement in the secret room, and Julia was escorted out as Liz reentered the game.
The Host called everyone into the living room and asked them the question: “How many Celebrities entered the House on day one?”
Santana responded with eleven, which the Host said was incorrect. Confused, everyone looked to the Host for a response. He stated then that there were actually twelve competitors that entered the game, but that they had only met eleven.
Santana became shocked, and Liz giggled to herself. The Host announced that someone in the House had been playing with a secret twin, and that they had been switching in and out of the game secretly without anyone finding them out.
Helmet screamed out that this was madness, and suddenly, Julia burst into the room. The Host welcomed her to the season and announced that she was to now play as a separate Celebrity aside from Liz.
|Get ready for double troubleuhhhhhh|
Santana suddenly came to the conclusion that the twist was the reason she sometimes liked Liz and sometimes disliked her. The shock of the twist confused and dazed Helmet and Kid.
Spencer stated that he was not mad, just intrigued. He stated that he had not felt this way since he was twelve years old, when he saw Rosey Palms for the first time. He continued to describe his experience.
After he was finished, the VIP competition began.
Julia, during her first day in the House, won the challenge, and meanwhile, Santana discovered a key strung up inside.
Santana chose to open the third safe.
Forfeit your ability to vote until you complete a puzzle.
Santana, now given a great punishment, had to complete a puzzle to regain her ability to vote. Things only became worse for her as after the MVP vote was held, the first temptation entered the game.
BrICE, the MVP for the week, was given the choice to send two people into two enclosed rooms. He chose to send Santana and Spencer, and Santana ended up losing her ability to vote at elimination either way.
|Bait Receiver||Bait Description|
|Spencer was given the option of either giving everyone letters from home OR to shred them from the maid, Consuela. Keeping them would forfeit his ability to vote but give everyone their happiness from home, but if he chose to shred them, he would get to vote twice. Spencer chose to shred them.|
|Santana was trapped in a room with famous host Oprah, where she was attacked by bees. Forced to spend a night in the infirmary, she was left without the ability to vote, but was able to be voted out.|
As Spencer decided to shred the letters, a large door opened and revealed that he shredded their letters. Now, before elimination, Spencer could vote twice and Santana was out of her vote for the week.
The alliances in the game all met together and discussed the vote. With Julia now in the game, Liz’s alliance had a new member with Julia included, and thus any decision they made would likely send someone home.
Who would they choose to eliminate?
|Backstage Elimination #5|
Kid (4 Votes)
Spencer;Spencer, Bella, Liz
Liz (3 Votes)
BrICE, Helmet, Kid
Kid Detective received the boot in this episode, which made him cry out. He revealed that, as he is related to ConspiracyWalnut, he was the first member of his family to actually lose the game.
Gonna Go All Lima Heights Adjacent On These Bees
At the start of the week, Santana rejoined the game after spending her day in the infirmary. Liz commented that she was nervous for her, and that having her back was great.
|That was the most awful experience. I was gonna go all Lima Heights Adjacent on those bees.|
Bella commented that she had picked berries from the outside of the House, and that she found a giant cucumber. She asked the celebrities if they believed it was edible, and Spencer commented that Tila, a previously eliminated celebrity, could probably swallow it whole.
The celebrities then gossiped about Tila. Liz commented that, if she were there, she would not be there and Julia would not have ever joined the game. Helmet commented that Tila hated him because he was bald.
Santana did a brief calculation and discovered that Tila likely would have been able to swallow 376.52 cucumbers whole, beating Liz’s apparent record. Julia laughed and said that Santana was funny.
Julia and Liz then got into an argument about who was prettier between the two, and Julia claimed that she was. She then laughed and said she was kidding, and that Liz was amazing.
With that, the VIP competition began.
Helmet Boi won the competition, making him immune for the week. During the competition, Spencer wandered into a room in the Observatory and discovered a key.
Win a brand new car
Spencer chose to open up Safe 2 and won himself a brand new car.
America began voting for an MVP, and just before the votes were tallied, Julia pulled out her secret prize given to her by Liz – the Immunity Pass. She used it to make herself the MVP of the week, in place of the would-be winner, Spencer.
The Host explained the nature of the twist, and shocked the entire House. After a long moment of silence, as alliances met and discussed their votes for elimination, Bella asked the entire House about where her chickens had gone to. She stated that Dedeker and her other nameless chicken had vanished, and though she was never answered, she decided to feed a chicken discovered underneath the tractor her cucumber.
Secretly, Julia went against her sister and created a crusade against her, voting her out along with everyone else in a unanimous blindside.
|Backstage Elimination #6|
Liz (3 Votes)
Spencer, BrICE, Santana, Bella, Julia, Helmet
Bella (1 Vote)
Liz, now blindsided, was outlasted by her twin sister. Julia's vote was broadcast to the entire House: "Lizuhh - The Uglier Twin".
Everyone Here Is Freaking Insane
The week kicked off with Julia discussing Liz’s elimination. Spencer commented that he liked Liz, and then realized that he had been dating two women at once (both Julia and Liz).
Before any more days could continue on, The Host announced an early VIP competition for the week – the family visit. This week, the outgoing VIP would be able to win the competition again.
Liz continued in the game as Julia’s loved one. BrICE’s cousin, BrENT came in for him. FedoraBoi joined for Helmet Boi, Spencer’s mother joined for his relative, BrittanySPierce joined for Santana, and JoshJohnston joined for Bella.
In the end of the competition, the VIP would be able to keep their loved one to vote with them at elimination. In addition, unbeknownst to anyone else, the VIP would be able to select someone else to vote with their loved one at the cancellation.
Liz approached Julia, angrily. Julia laughed about voting her out, and Liz pondered why she even agreed to compete. After talking with her more, Julia stated that voting out her twin was funny, and Liz agreed that it was hilarious.
For the challenge, each placement in the game would receive a certain amount of points. First received 5, second received 4, third received 3, fourth received 2, fifth received 1, and sixth received 0. In several rounds, other placements did not score any points because they answered incorrectly altogether.
Liz won the challenge for Julia, making her immune and giving her the ability to vote. She chose to give a second vote to Bella, allowing John back into the House with her.
Julia then grabbed onto a key that was strung up into the House and was forced to choose the final safe.
Receive a penalty vote
Julia received a penalty vote, but because she was the VIP for the week, her penalty was nulled and the twist was a dud.
America was then tasked with voting for an MVP. After feeling sympathy for him being robbed of his previous win, Spencer was chosen as the MVP this week in a landslide vote.
Spencer talked about his girlfriend, Rosey, endlessly while the others discussed in their alliances the vote. This annoyed Santana, and as she glanced around at the loved ones in the House, she became very upset.
|I swear everyone here is freaking insane.|
It became clear that the other challenge dominator in the game would need to be taken out, and thus, Helmet was the target.
|Backstage Elimination #7|
Helmet (3 Votes)
Santana (2 Votes)
BrICE (2 Votes)
Helmet was voted out of the game, and he left an upsetting interview.
Still Got The White Boys On Tumblr At My Door
The finale began with the final five: Bella, the likable farm girl, BrICE, the Dravivor alum, Julia, the twin that joined the game and voted out her sister, Santana, the sassy victim of many punishments, And Spencer, the bad boy with the most votes so far
Who would arise to be the victor? Who would fall in fifth place? Over the next few weeks, the celebrities found out just that, and a winner was declared.
Right at the start of the first week of the finale, Bella commented that a lack of survival-based challenges was disappointing, but she was ready to win. Santana, suspicious of the previous round, commented that she received votes, which surprised her.
Waiting for the final challenge, Santana filed her nails, and Spencer talked about his life.
|Why is being such a straight white man such a drag?|
Bella offered everyone in the House her newest concoction, a bee wax smoothie with cucumber. Julia commented that the drink and all other diet drinks were bad for the body, and said that sugar was toxic.
Santana, after having survived an attack from bees in the previous round, demanded that they stop talking about bees.
|So many stings…so much buzzing…|
Afterwards, the VIP competition began.
BrICE was declared the winner, and the MVP vote immediately commenced. Bella won the MVP vote, leaving Santana, Spencer, and Julia up for elimination.
However, things were not over this week, as the second MVP temptation of the season entered the game, and Bella had to hand out two boxes. She chose to give out boxes to Santana and Julia.
|Bait Receiver||Bait Description|
|Julia was payed a visit by Benson, and she was "fired", meaning she could not vote at elimination.|
|Santana was visited by Spoderman, who granted her immunity for the week.|
Now the tables had turned greatly. Santana, now immune, and Julia, with the lost ability to vote, faced the next trial of the game: elimination.
Julia instantly regretted voting out Liz, and she cried. The Host informed her that, with her double vote still unused, she could use it to negate the already negated vote and allow her to vote once at elimination.
Bella gained some anxiety as well, worrying about who she should eliminate.
|I feel like this vote could decide my whole fate in this game. Aaaaah! Even if my booty is not at stake, I’m more scared than when I fell on that pit with a circus performer and a |radical feminist during an excursion on Alberta!|
Julia called Spencer a nerd and announced that she was voting for him, like she had to because they were the only two eligible to be eliminated. Julia called him ugly and said that she was the prettiest one in the game. Amidst the argument, Spencer threw Julia’s previous Big Brother gameplay in her face and stated that he was not ugly.
|I still got the white boys on Tumblr at my door.|
Their argument was interrupted by the announcement of the renewals.
|Backstage Elimination #8.1|
Julia (2 Votes)
Spencer (2 Votes)
With two votes each, Santana and Bella had to decide to either make the two draw straws or pick someone to eliminate. It took a moment to decide, and after some accusations were made against Santana for flipping, the re-votes were in.
|Backstage Elimination #8.2|
Julia (1 Vote)
Spencer (1 Vote)
BOTH Santana and Bella changed their votes, making it a forced tie.
Spencer and Julia approached a stand where many straws were laid out, and they had to decide on which straw to pick. Spencer chose the fourth straw, and Julia chose the first one.
|Backstage Elimination #8.3|
Julia was the shortest straw in this round, and she was eliminated in fifth place.
Immediately, in the next week, the VIP competition began. Because the MVP vote was officially over, any outgoing VIP could win the next consecutive VIP challenge, making BrICE eligible to win again.
And he did so, winning his second VIP competition in a row, granting himself safety into the final three.
Santana, Bella, and Spencer voted, and the decision was very difficult for all of them to make.
|Backstage Elimination #9|
Bella (2 Votes)
Santana (1 Vote)
Bella, the fan favorite, was exiled from the game with two votes against her. On her way out, she hopped onto her unfinished chicken tractor and drove out of the House.
In the final three, BrICE, Santana, and Spencer competed against each other for a spot in the finals. For most of the challenge, Santana held the lead against the others, dominating the trivia task.
|3rd Place - 0 Points|
|2nd Place - 3 Points|
|1st Place - 5 Points|
However, in the end, it was Spencer that won the challenge, beating out Santana. Now immune, Spencer had to decide on someone to vote out of the game. Santana tried to convince him that keeping her in the game would allow him an easier win, but because Spencer had a great friendship with BrICE, Santana found herself taken out in third place.
|Backstage Elimination #9|
Santana (1 Vote)
Santana angrily exited the House.
In the grand finale, Spencer and BrICE approached the jury of Santana, Bella, Julia, Helmet, Liz, Kid, and Tila. They complimented their gameplay styles, but because of many bitter jurors, several speeches were not made.
Spencer Bledsoe (5 Votes)
BrICE (2 Votes)
In the end, the jury ultimately decided that Spencer had played the better game than BrICE, and crowned him the winner of the season.