Present are the episode summaries for TV Stars Paris.
I Knew Catbug Would Protect Me
|YEAH I'M LOUD|
Welcome to Paris, the city of love! This season on TV Stars, ten brand new contestants come to this paradise to compete in the fifth competition to date. Going back to its roots with a ten person cast, this season of TV Stars has never been more dramatic and intense before!
The season opened to Nina Poersch in a confessional, stating that she was already being outcasted by her other nine peers because she is deaf.
Meanwhile, Kaitlyn asked the Host if he would sign her TV Stars handbag, and held it up for him to sign. He signed it for her, and she squealed.
The Host announced a new twist in the game about being paired up with another person, and Kaitlyn exclaimed that she loves twists in TV Stars. Nina, confused, asked what the Host said because she did not hear him the first time.
RKelly commented that he enjoyed peeing on girls, and everyone ignored his disgusting comment. Boring Boy thought RKelly was actually ReedKelly from a former season, and continued to ask him if he was gay and if he was actually Spiderman.
Mike spoke up and commented that RKelly was actually a singer, and that he was not Reed. Meanwhile, Hali made random philosophical comments, and then the Host announced what the pairs would be.
|I'm not tryin to murder anyone tonight, but if my pair is bad, it's gonna be like a big bloody knife in the chest.|
The pairs were revealed to be: Sunshine and RKelly, Roslyn and Kaitlyn, French and Boring, Nina and Hali, and Dan and Mike.
RKelly shouted that he "got Sunshine on a cloudy day".
Kaitlyn stated that she would definitely be able to beat her partner in a game of TV Stars trivia, and then exclaimed that she hoped to meet Plankton and Ma Petite.
RKelly commented that he had featured on people's tracks but that it was a personal preference to have sex with them. Nobody knew what he was saying, so they ignored him.
Hali asked where they would be staying, but the Host quieted her and everyone else down to explain what the opening challenge would be.
After the explanation that the challenge would be trivia about Paris, Boring Boy called the challenge boring and said that the challenge should be math based instead.
The challenge began.
Throughout the challenge, Dan made many jokes about the Host's mother, but yet somehow came out on top with Mike as the first two VIPs of the season.
The Host opened the doors to the house and let everyone inside, and the ten celebrities quickly became accustomed to their surroundings. Everyone commented that it was a nice house to live in.
Mike and Roslyn quickly got into an argument over Mike and Dan winning the challenge. Roslyn tried to make their win illegitimate, but the Host ignored this because they had won.
Mike commented that she had hurt him on a deep level.
|Wow, this place looks way nicer than it did on television! I have my catbug plush toy and aaah this is going to be so awesome! <3|
Roslyn commented to Dan that she was fat, and Dan called her a "Fatist". She said that he was blind, and that the house now had a "blindie" and a "deafie".
Nina began to cry as she sat alone by herself. Kaitlyn and Hali approached her and began to yell at her to talk to her, and Nina smiled as Hali began to speak to her clearly.
The Host announced the MVP vote and described how it worked, and everyone in the audience worked to try and please the crowd as the votes were tallied up.
Roslyn and Mike continued to argue while the voting as going on, and Mike apologized. Kaitlyn giggled as she hugged her Catbug plush toy tightly.
RKelly panicked at the sight of Mike stoking a fire inside the TV Stars house, and so he peed on it in an attempt to put it out.
Hali and Nina were determined by America to be the week's MVPs.
French Fry spoke for the first time in the episode in complete French, and nobody understood what he was saying at all. Roslyn told the house that she would slap them into Mexico if they voted for her to be eliminated, and then said that it would be great to vote out both Mike and Dan from the house.
At elimination, Dan commented that he was being singled out because he is a loud fat man. Nina said that she could not hear anything anyone was saying, and so Dan proceeded to loudly shout at her. Roslyn told him to shut up because he was loud enough as it was, and Dan interrupted her by telling her he was busy talking to Nina.
Hali told them all to stop screaming, and Roslyn told Hali to shut up. Massive chaos at elimination ensued.
Kaitlyn, nervous, cuddled with her Catbug plush toy as the Host entered the room with the renewal slips. Luckily for her, she was renewed, and French was eliminated from the game.
Kaitlyn exclaimed that she knew Catbug would protect her from elimination.
|Backstage Elimination #1|
French (4 Votes)
Roslyn, Nina, Sunshine, Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn (3 Votes)
RKelly, Boring, French
Boring (1 Vote)
Post-game, French Fry gave a very...confusing final interview.
|If you could change anything about your game, what would you change?|
|Je ne changerais rien. Ils Ètaient idiots.|
|Who were your allies in the game?|
|Mon partenaire Ètait mon seul alliÈ .|
|Do you speak any English?|
As an added twist in the game, each eliminated player could write a 50 character letter to either the next VIP or MVP. French chose to give it to the next MVP.
|Roslyn est Gunning pour vous deux . Elle m'a dit -- [Character Limit]|
This Is My Superbowl
As soon as the episode began, Sunshine revealed where her name came from. She stated that she was named Sunshine because she was born when the sun rose that morning, and everyone mostly ignored her.
Nina began fixing a bowl of cereal, and RKelly asked where his Cheerios were. Nina is shocked by his yelling, and she spilled her cereal on the ground. Roslyn ordered RKelly to get his own Cheerios and called him a bad person.
Privately, Sunshine stated that RKelly kept saying bad words, and that it was bugging her. She then retracted that statement because it was negative. Once Sunshine exited her confessional, Dan barged in for his bit of air time.
Nina exclaimed privately that she felt very excluded from the group because Roslyn and RKelly were fighting and she could not hear it.
RKelly challenged Roslyn to a fight, and Sunshine wiped off Nina's tears and told her to cheer up and sing a song with her.
RKelly began to sing random lyrics from various songs, while Dan announced that he also loved to sing. He began to shout rapidly in an attempt to sing, and Nina watched them.
Boring announced that he loved “Reed”, referring to RKelly. Sunshine commented that there was no wonder he was on Broadway before because he was an amazing singer. Hali asked what everyone was doing, and was very confused at how strange everyone was acting.
Kaitlyn commented that if the Host or any other TV Stars contestant made music, she would definitely listen to it.
While the Host was explaining the challenge, Dan interrupted and commented that if he were to get naked, everyone would be jealous of his “dong” and proceeded to laugh very loudly and obnoxiously.
During the challenge, Mike talked continuously about a woman named Kelly, but nobody knew whom he was really referring to.
Hali was deemed the VIP of the week, and everyone congratulated her. Boring was incredibly confused as of how she won, and Sunshine told her that she had won MVP status instead of VIP status. This really confused him, because the Host announced VIP status as her win.
As the VIP, Hali also managed to win VIP status for Nina as a part of the twist for the season. Mike continued to mention things about Survivor, and Kaitlyn asked the Host if he would sign her Baylor Wilson poster.
America voted for RKelly and Sunshine to be the MVPs for the week, and thus they were immune from elimination. This meant that Dan, Mike, Boring, Roslyn, and Kaitlyn were eligible to be cancelled.
Mike continued to scream and shout about Survivor until Nina spoke up and told Mike to take a breather. She told everyone that they should swim in the TV Stars pool.
At elimination, RKelly stated that if someone were to be a music star, they would never have to actually have a job, because they could just sit around all day and “pee on people”.
Kaitlyn stated that her favorite song was “Sticky Situation” by former contestant BaylorWilson. After this announcement, Mike claimed that he heard people were voting him out that night, and then announced that he would be voting for Kaitlyn because he could not lie to Dan and vote him out.
Ironically, Mike voted for Dan anyway after he found out that Dan was voting for him. Mike shouted that Dan had destroyed his trust for him, and Dan retaliated by saying he voted for someone else other than Mike.
Mike talked about the Superbowl, and how Survivor was his own Superbowl type of experience. He announced that his time playing the game now was his own personal Superbowl.
The Host entered with the renewal slips and passed them all out and revealed that, for the second time in TV Stars history, Dan and Mike were involved in a tie. Dan voted for Kaitlyn, which prevented Mike from going home, and proved that Mike could still trust Dan.
|Backstage Elimination #2.1|
Mike (3 Votes)
RKelly, Roslyn, Sunshine
Dan (3 Votes)
Kaitlyn, Boring, Mike
Kaitlyn (1 Vote)
However, it was far too late for trust to be rebuilt, because the tied vote would be settled without a possible deadlock. Some changed their votes, some kept them the same – but in the end, Mike was eliminated over Dan.
Kaitlyn expressed how happy she was about going into a revote because she knew that the Host loved it.
|Backstage Elimination #2.1|
Mike (3 Votes)
Roslyn, Sunshine, Kaitlyn
Dan (2 Votes)
Nina shouted at Roslyn because she thought she voted for Dan, but in reality, Roslyn had flipped on her and voted out Mike.
Post-game, Mike gave a very loud interview.
His last will was sent to the next MVPs of the game.
If I Were a Fish I'd Be a Super Bass
At the beginning of the episode, Nina asked the house if anyone could help her make breakfast. Boring told her that he could make pancakes, and Nina did not hear him. Sunshine told her that she was making a meal of all of her favorite things, and Nina handed her bacon. After finding out that Sunshine did not eat meat, Nina told her that it was “organic” bacon.
Nina then proceeded to make a fruit salad, and said that it was good for the ears.
The Host came in and announced that production could not afford to purchase a Booka Animal for the season, and instead opened up a hatch and released a plethora of Catbug plush toys and Baylor Wilson posters, as well as Plankton plush toys and video tapes of Reed Kelly’s Broadway productions.
|OMG!!!!!! I ALREADY OWN A BUNCH OF THESE BUT YAY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!|
Roslyn asked what kind of “crap” the merchandise was, and then proceeded to scoff and walk off. Nina picked up a plushie of Plankton and asked what it was, and then tossed it aside.
Kaitlyn grabbed as much TV Stars merchandise as she could carry and trampled around the house with it.
Sunshine asked about other TV Stars merchandise that could be dropped for them, such as a toy axe from Villager or HoneyLemon’s cell phone. Randomly, a box opened up in the house and released a Booka Frog.
Sunshine squealed and pet the frog, and then gave it a hug. RKelly randomly stated that if he were a fish, he would be a “super bass”.
RKelly somehow won for himself and Sunshine, and Boring begged for America to save him. Roslyn told him that his begging was stupid and that he did not have to play dumb anymore because Mike was out of the game.
Roslyn, for her rudeness, and Kaitlyn, for her cheerfulness, were both voted to be the MVPs of the week. Kaitlyn and Roslyn both were tasked with the first MVP bait of the game, but as a rule they would both give out one mystery box each.
|Bait Receiver||Bait Description|
Nina had the option to play three games at the TD County Fair.
|Dan was visited by the ZIPZAP_CAT and was forced to speak in Zipz and Zaps until the episode was over.|
Roslyn laughed at Dan’s punishment and told him that he deserved it. Dan proceeded to annoyingly shout “ZIPZAP” and got yelled at by Roslyn.
Nina refused to take part in her reward at first, all because she could not hear. After some coercion, she decided to play along and won a reward. At first she did not understand the rules, so they had to be shouted to her.
Kaitlyn commented in a confessional that the season was better than Las Vegas and Hawaii, but maybe not Broadway.
Later on in the episode, Sunshine put on a small dress on the Booka Frog that she had made herself. RKelly began to pee before elimination, and Sunshine caught a glimpse of him with his pants down, and screamed.
At elimination, Dan continued to talk out of his punishment and received three penalty votes. Because he had very few allies, the house decided to eliminated Boring Boy over Hali.
|Backstage Elimination #3|
Dan, Hali, Nina;Nina
Hali (3 Votes)
Roslyn, Kaitlyn, Boring
Dan (3 Votes)
Penalty, Penalty, Penalty
Post-game, Boring Boy gave a very insightful interview and last will.
His last will to the next MVP:
|Hello. I am out living my life. Hali can not be tr [Character Limit]|
I Don't Understand Stupid
As soon as the episode began, Kaitlyn exclaimed her love for the Host and tried to hug him. The Host announced that everyone had become a part of the jury phase of the game, and that they would get to name the house.
Hali suggested that they all have a fort party in the TV Stars basement. She voted for the name “TV Stars Fort” and then asked what everyone else thought. Dan suggested “Mailmen of Merica”, and Roslyn suggested “Casa de Blindside”.
Dan loudly asked Nina if she trusted Hali, and Nina looked around nervously. Hali said that Nina definitely trusted her, and laughed. She said she loved Nina to death, and then Nina left the room with Dan. Before she could respond any further, the Host announced that the pairs twist was over and that everyone was playing solo for the remainder of the game.
After this announcement, everyone hugged and asked if they were still friends or not. Kaitlyn announced that she would miss being Roslyn’s partner, and she replied saying that they would always be partners.
Nina returned to the group with news that RKelly punched her, and she revealed a black eye. Kaitlyn ignored her and suggested that they all dress up like DustyWoods for the challenge.
As a prize for making the jury, several plushies of the Booka Bear and the Booka Seal fell out of the ceiling, and Kaitlyn squealed louder than she had ever screamed before. She counted out how many plushies she got her hand on and counted exactly fourteen, and then squealed.
The house was decided to be the “Casa de Blindside”, and the next challenge began immediately after.
During the challenge, a new alliance formed with several others to take down Roslyn and eliminate her from the game. Ironically, Roslyn won the VIP challenge and was given another week in the game.
Immediately after, America voted for Dan to be the MVP of the week, which upset Roslyn.
|I’M NOT GONNA CHANGE WHO I AM JUST TO MAKE YOU HAPPY MISSY!!|
Kaitlyn ran into the house with a giant bag of plush toys to hand out to everyone, and she gave a special one of Catbug to the Host.
Roslyn shouted at Nina to vote out Hali, but Hali told Nina to stick with her, and then asked Roslyn if she could interact with people at all.
Amidst all of this fighting, the “Take Down Roslyn” alliance decided to hit Roslyn where it hurt – to vote out her main ally, Kaitlyn. After all votes were cast, the fighting continued even when renewals were being passed out.
Nobody even knew who the bottom two was until it was announced, and then everyone became silent as Hali received the final renewal, and Kaitlyn was eliminated because of Roslyn.
|Backstage Elimination #4|
Kaitlyn (4 Votes)
Dan, Hali, Nina, Sunshine
Hali (2 Votes)
Roslyn sighed and said that she did not understand stupid people, referring to Dan and Nina for not voting out Hali.
Post-Game, Kaitlyn was so upset that she stormed out without participating in an interview. However, producers caught up to her and got the chance to sit her down and talk with her.
She did not leave a last will, because her elimination was so upsetting. This upset the producers and introduced a clause to the rules – from that point on, anyone who did not leave an interview would be considered a bad sport.
|I’VE BEEN O-U-T-C-A-S-T-E-D!!!!|
At the beginning of the episode, Dan called Roslyn a twat and laughed at her. Roslyn told him to get off of his high horse, and that he should suffocate his high horse with his fat thighs.
RKelly commented that anyone could become super thin like he is through a diet he calls the “Piss Diet”. Roslyn argued back at RKelly and told him to be quiet, and RKelly told her just to not scream when people hurl insults at her, because he does not scream when people insult him about peeing on people.
Nina ignored the argument and turned on the television to watch something to get her mind off of what was going on, and Roslyn muted the television and snickered. Nina called her immature for muting it, and then Roslyn mouthed to Nina instead of speaking to her.
RKelly turned the television on the highest sound level possible, which made Nina scream and cover her ears. Sunshine noted that Nina did not deserve to be treated like that, and then was hugged by her.
Before the challenge, Dan announced that he had lost his swimming trunks and that he was wearing RKelly’s underwear as a replacement.
Somehow, Nina won the VIP challenge. She exclaimed that she could not believe it and that she was deaf and somehow came out on top.
Hali was then voted as the MVP for the week, and everyone congratulated her. RKelly told everyone to stop the excessive celebration.
However, the week was not over yet. Hali was given two videos and was told to hand them out to two people in the game in the second MVP bait of the competition. She handed them out to Sunshine and Dan. Sunshine thanked her, and Dan did not say anything.
|Bait Receiver||Bait Description|
|Marie Antoinette made a guest appearance and allowed Sunshine to destroy one person's vote, which would make them unable to vote at that elimination. She chose Dan.|
|Dan is visited by a French woman named Saison and is forced to speak only in French for the rest of the episode.|
Sunshine chose to eliminate Dan’s vote that night after hesitating to do so. Dan was punished, again, with having to speak French until the week was concluded. Dan knew nothing French, so he repeated the word “oui” over and over again.
At elimination, everyone locked in their votes for elimination, and the renewals were passed out. Dan and Sunshine both received votes, and for the second time in the season, the vote tied 2-2 on Dan and Sunshine, since Dan could not vote.
|Backstage Elimination #5.1|
Sunshine (2 Votes)
Dan (2 Votes)
After some thinking, votes remained the same, and Hali’s original plan to get rid of Dan failed. Sunshine was eliminated by a vote of 2-1 in an ironic twist -- Sunshine had initially flipped in the game to help the Worlds Apart alliance, only to be a victim of her own flip by RKelly and Roslyn.
|Backstage Elimination #5.2|
Sunshine (2 Votes)
Dan (1 Vote)
Post-game, Sunshine left a light hearted interview.
Her last will was sent to the next MVP of the game.
|Good job, guys! Hali is on the outs, so use her vo-- [Character Limit]|
You're Dead to Me
At the final five of the competition, RKelly, Nina, Dan, Hali, and Roslyn remained on two very divided sides of the spectrum. For Roslyn, things seemed impossible because of the alliance between Nina, Dan, and Hali. However, Roslyn saw through this crack when Hali tried to eliminate Dan in the previous round.
Taking advantage of this, Roslyn tried to turn them against Hali.
Nina commented, at the beginning of the episode, that she could not believe she had made it to the final five.
|I can never really do anything in this game, an’ it sucks, it’s demotivating, but I gotta pick m’head up and…take the bull by the balls and do something. I’m not stoppin’ until I get that W, gurrl.|
|It’s GREAT to make the FINAL 5!!!! I was OUTCASTED for being a /FAT LOUD/ MAN from day 1 and I’M STILL HERE!!! I thought my /BIG/ mouth was going to get me out soon, but I was able to OVERCOME all the /ODDS/ and make it to the FINAL 5!!!!|
|Honestly I’m not much more than a hack who pees on people. But I can convince people I’m smart and have done great things, and they’ll like me for it.|
The celebrities all proceeded to make breakfast until the challenge began.
Hali won the VIP challenge for the week, and jumped up and down and clapped in celebration of it. Roslyn did not like the idea of her winning, and so she heavily sighed.
Immediately, all of the celebrities split apart in the house in meet with their alliances.
In the final MVP vote of the season, Roslyn was deemed immune. This made her incredibly excited, and allowed for her to make a powerful move without it backfiring on her.
|Dan's talkin about plan B, but in TV Stars ya gotta have all the way through...plan L or somethin, it takes a lot of tryin to get whatcha want. I know first hand!!|
Nina and RKelly were tied by a vote of 2-2, and for the first time, Dan was not a major part of the tie. Hali, as VIP, was unable to eliminate her true target, Nina, because she could not vote with her immunity, and so the vote tied with RKelly and Roslyn against Nina, and Dan and Nina against RKelly.
|Backstage Elimination #6.1|
Nina (2 Votes)
RKelly (2 Votes)
Roslyn told Dan that if he flipped his vote, he would be guaranteed the final two. Nina commented that Roslyn would never backstab RKelly to take Dan to the end, and Roslyn told her that the game was not a teeter-totter.
The celebrities collectively asked about what would happen if the vote tied, and the Host explained that the tied celebrities would be subject to a straw drawing tie breaker.
|Backstage Elimination #6.2|
Nina (1 Vote)
RKelly (1 Vote)
The vote remained tied 1-1 on Nina and RKelly, and thus the straw drawing tie breaker was pulled into the game. Nina and RKelly both approached a stand and grabbed onto a straw.
Before they pulled, Roslyn told Dan that he was dead to her. Nina glared at her, and RKelly told her that there was a fifty-fifty shot that one of them would go home.
There were five straws to choose from, each of different lengths. RKelly chose the third straw, Nina chose the fourth straw.
|Backstage Elimination #6.3|
Nina drew the shortest straw and was eliminated from the game in the first ever straw drawing tie breaker in the history of TV Stars.
Roslyn apologized for being mean to Nina, but said she did what she had to do. Dan shouted in anger that they should have gone to the end together.
On her way out, Nina tripped and fell, and then rolled her way out of the house.
|I’m not surprised I’m here at all. I’d be more surprised if I WASN’T here.|
The final few weeks of the game were kicked off in the finale episode. Dan, the guy who almost got ejected for not speaking in zips and zaps; Hali, the dangerous drama queen who played the game strong the entire time; RKelly, the guy who pees on people; Roslyn, the danger diva who remained in the game with all odds against her – these four were to go through the most intense weeks of their lives.
Roslyn commented at the start of the episode that it would be a fun ride to the end, and that she hoped nobody had hard feelings against each other outside of the game.
RKelly somehow pulled ahead and won the VIP challenge for the first week. He gave a high five to Roslyn and told her that nobody came close to his “yellow rain”.
With no MVP remaining, the celebrities immediately were taken to elimination. RKelly commented there that there was no snow or Christmas in Africa, and then said that America needed to get snow into Africa to let the kids experience Christmas.
Hali, Dan, and Roslyn were the only people to vote at the cancellation. Hali thought that she had Roslyn cornered and voted for her, but little did she know, Roslyn had worked Dan over and gotten him to vote out Hali for being a massive threat.
|Backstage Elimination #7|
Hali (2 Votes)
Roslyn (1 Vote)
With Hali eliminated in a shocking blindside, she glared at Roslyn before exiting the house.
Dan excitedly exclaimed that the “fat guy” had made it to the final three, and RKelly stated that he did not expect him to make it there to the end. Truthfully, however, nobody could have seen RKelly making it to the final three.
Dan, RKelly, and Roslyn prepared for the final VIP challenge. Dan and Roslyn were the first to score points, and Dan took the lead with two points. Roslyn, however, managed to outwit him and proceeded to win the final VIP challenge of the game. Dan, before she won, told her to stop using her witch powers to win.
|3rd Place - 0 Points|
|2nd Place - 2 Points|
|1st Place - 5 Points|
Roslyn was immediately ready to pass out the final renewal slip of the game, and the Host warned that her choice could be a million dollar mistake. However, after weighing out the odds, Roslyn decided ultimately to cancel Dan’s show and eliminate him from the game.
|Backstage Elimination #8|
Dan (1 Vote)
Dan was infuriated and told Roslyn that she would lose the game.
At the finale, Hali asked a question that befuddled the two finalists, Roslyn and RKelly. She asked about mantis shrimp, and how they can see four times as many colors as humans can. As a backup question, she asked how to define the line between being insane and being happy.
Meanwhile, Sunshine questioned them all on friendship. Kaitlyn told them that they did not deserve any Catbug plush toys, and that Roslyn aligned with the wrong people and brought her down because of it.
Finally, all the jurors locked in their votes.
RKelly (4 Votes)
Roslyn Correa (1 Vote)
RKelly won the season by a vote of 4-1 thanks to an incredibly bitter jury against Roslyn’s gameplay choices.